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Christ's Burden... of McDonalds

2004-04-04, 1:52 PM #1

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

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Ok. Here's my thinking:
Gluttony is a sin.
McDonalds surves fattening food.
Christ carried the burden of all sin.
So.......

[http://www.nzmusic.com/media/artist/o/jesus.jpg]

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2004-04-04, 1:53 PM #2

Correction

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Interesting logic, there... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-04, 1:57 PM #3

Cloud

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What McDonald makes us fat? I must sue!

2004-04-04, 1:58 PM #4

GBK

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Thats . . . thats just WRONG... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-04, 1:59 PM #5

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Hehe.

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2004-04-04, 2:13 PM #6

Avenger

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Quote:

Originally posted by Echoman:
Hehe.

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2004-04-04, 2:14 PM #7

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I'm scared...

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2004-04-04, 2:20 PM #8

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

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Repent, and thou shalt loose weight.

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2004-04-04, 2:43 PM #9

lateralus

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This Photoshop Phriday was better:
http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/03-05-04-passion/SockPuppet.jpg

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2004-04-04, 3:04 PM #10

Evil_Tofu

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I thought I recognized that from SA...

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2004-04-04, 3:42 PM #11

-Monoxide-

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lat, that one you posted is just saddening.. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-04, 6:47 PM #12

XL7

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Guys wtf, we're all already going to hell do you really need to call down the anger of God early. I mean honestly stoneage for blasphamy!

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2004-04-04, 6:59 PM #13

Kieran Horn

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well...okay....*stones XL7 to death*

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2004-04-04, 11:11 PM #14

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Quote:

Originally posted by XL7:
Guys wtf we're all already going to hell do you really need to call down the anger of God early I mean honestly stoneage for blasphamy!

Oh God, I wish poor punctuation was blasphemous... Would it hurt you to use a comma?! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-05, 2:52 AM #15

XL7

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Kiss my bum, you grammer Nazi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-05, 3:54 AM #16

Verticae

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Quote:

Originally posted by XL7:
Kiss my bum, you grammer Nazi.

Grammar.

2004-04-05, 4:08 AM #17

Morfildor

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Quote:

Originally posted by Jin:
Oh God, I wish poor punctuation was blasphemous... Would it hurt you to use a comma?!

Would it hurt you to follow the rules?

2004-04-05, 5:27 AM #18

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by XL7:
Guys wtf, we're all already going to hell do you really need to call down the anger of God early. I mean honestly stoneage for blasphamy!

Aw, come on. Surely God has a sense of humor; just look at the way cats mate. Then turn the water hose on them. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-05, 11:07 AM #19

Master Jack

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(sigh)

/me blows up earth.

2004-04-05, 11:49 AM #20

SMOCK!

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Good call.

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2004-04-05, 1:44 PM #21

Nubs

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MMMM, sacrilicious......

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2004-04-05, 1:53 PM #22

bobafett765

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Quote:

Originally posted by Nubs:
MMMM, sacrilicious......

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2004-04-05, 3:29 PM #23

Crimson

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Quote:

Originally posted by XL7:
Kiss my bum, you grammer Nazi.

That's twice you've been called a Nazi now Jin. I sense a trend.

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2004-04-05, 5:56 PM #24

Evil_Tofu

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That you're a Nazi?

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2004-04-05, 6:09 PM #25

Jedigreedo

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Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
Thats . . . thats just WRONG...

Very true...he should be lifting by the middle piece. The way he's doing it probably feels like he's gettin stabbed in the back..

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