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Violence in the workplace article
2004-04-04, 5:20 PM #1
So I have to write an article for my business management class regarding violence in the workplace. The teacher said it never had to be a true article, so should I spoof the class and write about this?

http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/disgruntled_ninja.html

I dunno if the teacher would laugh or not, the last 2 projects I had to do were somehow related to Karate, Kung Fu and all that other stuff.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-04-04, 5:23 PM #2
Write something about the staff at Massassi....

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2004-04-04, 5:28 PM #3
Welcome to AAA. (Administrative Abuse Anonymous) Would anyone like to share a story?

Anonymous Massassian #1: Well.. yeah. Once, this time I was surfing the boards, and then all the sudden, kak came out of no where and banned me. Not only that, but kak proceeded to email me and taunt me, and then come to my house and put some arsenic in my pizza..

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2004-04-04, 6:40 PM #4
Anonymous Massassian #2: When we are going to get punch and pie?

(Administrator): How about a pie punch?

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2004-04-04, 6:42 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Welcome to AAA. (Administrative Abuse Anonymous) Would anyone like to share a story?

Anonymous Massassian #1: Well.. yeah. Once, this time I was surfing the boards, and then all the sudden, kak came out of no where and banned me. Not only that, but kak proceeded to email me and taunt me, and then come to my house and put some arsenic in my pizza..

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Sounds like an average day.


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2004-04-04, 6:49 PM #6
after reading the article, there is one thing that must be answered:

who in the f*** lets an ARMED ninja work at their office? I thought it was illegal to own throwing stars, much less take them to work with you.



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2004-04-04, 6:56 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
after reading the article, there is one thing that must be answered:

who in the f*** lets an ARMED ninja work at their office? I thought it was illegal to own throwing stars, much less take them to work with you.
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Well, they're ninja skills must of been pretty usefull before they went crazy... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
2004-04-05, 4:40 AM #8
I return your interrogation, Pagewizard.

WHO THE **** TAKES THE-ONION SERIOUSLY?!

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2004-04-05, 6:51 AM #9
lol!

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XL7 wuz here.
Welcome stranger. Make yourself at home. We're all good folk but once in a while we get one of them trouble makers ridin' through these parts. If they start givin' you trouble, feel free to stop by Sheriff Brian's office. He or one of his deputies can round up them varmits. Oh, and don't feed the MadQuack. He's a mean ol' critter. Bite your hand clean off your wrist he will.
2004-04-05, 7:15 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I thought it was illegal to own throwing stars, much less take them to work with you.</font>
It is? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

/hides throwing stars

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2004-04-05, 8:58 AM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
after reading the article, there is one thing that must be answered:

who in the f*** lets an ARMED ninja work at their office? I thought it was illegal to own throwing stars, much less take them to work with you.
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/me gets on knees
/me prays that was sarcasm.

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2004-04-05, 4:58 PM #12
The first time I read The Onion it was that article and knew it was fake. I forgot it existed, and the second time I thought it was real, cause it was a different article.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-04-05, 6:11 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sales supervisor Irene Young, whose cubicle was directly across from Tenchumaru's and who on several occasions had questioned the wisdom of having an office ninja, was the next victim, killed instantly when a single thrust from a razor-sharp ninjato-katana sword pierced her cubicle wall, sheared through her computer monitor, and plunged through her heart.</font>


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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-04-05, 6:21 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
after reading the article, there is one thing that must be answered:

who in the f*** lets an ARMED ninja work at their office? I thought it was illegal to own throwing stars, much less take them to work with you.
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You're kidding right? Please tell me your kidding? If not...I have no faith in you.


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2004-04-05, 6:32 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
Quote:
You're kidding right? Please tell me your kidding? If not...I have no faith in you.

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yes, I was kidding. If a story like that was real, it would be on the news and I would have heard of it before now.

Besides, the onion is the online equivalent to the Weekly world News. Batboy lives! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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