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Just when you thought airports were safe again...
2004-10-04, 2:17 AM #1
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10966002%255E26462,00.html

The terrorists are really resorting to low brow tactics now.
2004-10-04, 2:26 AM #2
buahhahahahahahhaha.



wuahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha.
2004-10-04, 2:52 AM #3
LOL, I heard about this on Triple J this afternoon.

Bzzzzzzzz.
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2004-10-04, 5:42 AM #4
Man, that's great.
Stuff
2004-10-04, 6:00 AM #5
This is hallarious, considering I just watched Fight Club last night... :D
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-10-04, 6:04 AM #6
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
We have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never, "your", dildo.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2004-10-04, 6:41 AM #7
ROFL! That is the best thing I have heard all day.
2004-10-04, 7:19 AM #8
buhahahah!
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-10-04, 9:15 AM #9
That's why I just leave mine at home when I fly.
2004-10-04, 9:23 AM #10
I had an electric toothbrush in my carry-on the last time I take the bus to Montreal. I was kind of leaning on my bag and I guess I leaned on the power button through the bag without knowing it. I noticed the dude next to me was looking at me kind of funnily so I took off my headphones (I had been listening to loud music, probably Sonata or something) and I could hear the hum coming from my bag. I think my face must've fallen through the floor at the thought of what he imagined was in my bad. He breathed a sigh of relief as I pulled my toothbrush out of my bag and turned it off.

:o
2004-10-04, 9:28 AM #11
That's just one of the funniest stories I've heard recently... About as good as the man who got his arm stuck in a subway toilet when trying to fish out his dropped cell phone, and rescue crews had to saw open the toilet...
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-10-04, 10:06 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by MaD CoW
I had an electric toothbrush in my carry-on the last time I take the bus to Montreal. I was kind of leaning on my bag and I guess I leaned on the power button through the bag without knowing it. I noticed the dude next to me was looking at me kind of funnily so I took off my headphones (I had been listening to loud music, probably Sonata or something) and I could hear the hum coming from my bag. I think my face must've fallen through the floor at the thought of what he imagined was in my bad. He breathed a sigh of relief as I pulled my toothbrush out of my bag and turned it off.

:o


I dont always brush my teeth with mine though...
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-10-04, 11:45 AM #13
hehehehehe
Pissed Off?
2004-10-04, 2:47 PM #14
Quote:
She said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator - but it was better to be safe then sorry.


It was probably hers.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2004-10-04, 2:54 PM #15
"her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the rubbish bin."

that's happened to me oh so many times... :rolleyes:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-10-04, 3:29 PM #16
What did they do with it afterwards?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-10-04, 3:30 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
This is hallarious, considering I just watched Fight Club last night... :D

Thats the first thing I thought of when I read it.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-10-04, 3:34 PM #18
I found one of those in a trash can back when I was in high school. I walked away and never looked back.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-10-04, 3:35 PM #19
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2004-10-04, 4:05 PM #20
Seeing a "rubbish bin" shaking and buzzing furiously would certainly scare the **** out of me.
2004-10-04, 5:04 PM #21
DAMN TERRORISTS!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-10-04, 5:54 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
I found one of those in a trash can back when I was in high school. I walked away and never looked back.


o.o
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-10-04, 6:02 PM #23
Holy crap . . .
2004-10-04, 6:26 PM #24
Holy ****, you know national security is at risk when the terrorists rename garbage cans to 'rubbush bins.'

That IS scary. Even moreso that they'd waste a perfectly-good dildo on such poorly named trash recepticle.

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