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My banana snapped.

2004-10-04, 9:40 AM #1

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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hehehehe

some people have silly ideas, ah well, if i didn't hate banana i'd buy a few for comedy value.

2004-10-04, 9:43 AM #2

nottheking

Nottheking

Posts: 1,589

Three letters, with a couple of punctuation marks:

WTF?!

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2004-10-04, 9:46 AM #3

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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My girlfriend has twelve of those, but doesn't like bananas. :confused:

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2004-10-04, 9:47 AM #4

Nikumubeki

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Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2004-10-04, 9:48 AM #5

Blood Asp

Something Witty

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spe, you never cease to amaze me.

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2004-10-04, 9:58 AM #6

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Um... PHALLIC SYMBOL. Omgwtfkthxbai. :p

DO NOT WANT.

2004-10-04, 10:48 AM #7

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

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why would it make me giggle if my friends suddenly all produced one out of their lunchboxes...

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2004-10-04, 10:51 AM #8

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

All joking aside, that is seriously a good idea. Bananas really DO get squashed and all mushy if they're just floating around in a sack lunch or something. Regardless of any "other" uses it may have, this is a nifty invention. I would buy one.

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2004-10-04, 10:52 AM #9

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

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I can imagine that being a multipurpose item.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2004-10-04, 12:15 PM #10

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

that's interesting, and probably quite useful.

2004-10-04, 12:46 PM #11

Elana14

Doesn't Want One

Posts: 1,732

Quote:

Originally posted by Krokodile
I can imagine that being a multipurpose item.

nore do i want to

Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.

2004-10-04, 1:08 PM #12

landfish

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Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfy
My girlfriend has twelve of those, but doesn't like bananas.

lmao

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2004-10-04, 1:45 PM #13

..would like a shrubbery.

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but not all bananas are the same size/shape....

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2004-10-04, 1:54 PM #14

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

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I'm not trying to make this worse but possibly it's made out of rubber or something that can flex and bend to accomodate the fruit...

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2004-10-04, 2:54 PM #15

Grismath

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Yeah, not all bananas have equivalent arcs of curvature.

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2004-10-04, 3:32 PM #16

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

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My last, my banana can be safe!

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2004-10-04, 3:40 PM #17

Trigger Happy Chewie

Insane Furry Postal Worker

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I wrap my banana in aluminum foil. Otherwise the rest of my lunch tastes like banana.

2004-10-04, 5:05 PM #18

Elana14

Doesn't Want One

Posts: 1,732

Quote:

Originally posted by Oxyonagon
I'm not trying to make this worse but possibly it's made out of rubber or something that can flex and bend to accomodate the fruit...

then how would it protect the bannana?

Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.

2004-10-04, 5:08 PM #19

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

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I just carry my bannanna around. Lots of people yell "Hey, Nice Bannanna!".

The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

2004-10-04, 5:13 PM #20

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath
Yeah, not all bananas have equivalent arcs of curvature.

Well...

Quote:

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas.

Can't please everyone... (Well you can with a Banana Guard :D)

2004-10-04, 5:32 PM #21

Noble Outlaw

Well-mannered criminal.

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just... can't.. hold.. it... any...longer... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

sorry.. its just.. too hilarious. sorry to mess up any sort of actual credit this thread may have had.

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2004-10-04, 5:44 PM #22

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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The last three colors on the list look a bit...you know.

2004-10-04, 7:19 PM #23

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

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Now there's only ONE use for a glow in the dark banana guard...

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2004-10-04, 7:26 PM #24

Omicron88

Disappointed

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penis

2004-10-04, 7:48 PM #25

JediKirby

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The arch of the banana guard doesn't actually look very realistic for any banana I've ever eaten.

On that note, I can already FEEL the multi-purpose of this product.

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2004-10-04, 10:52 PM #26

BurrBoy

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Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY

On that note, I can already FEEL the multi-purpose of this product.

JediKirby

Oh, sorry, would you like me to wait?

The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

2004-10-04, 10:53 PM #27

I am the Stig

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Someone is going to make alot of money...

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2004-10-06, 2:51 PM #28

Ewoklover

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hahe:D

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2004-10-06, 2:55 PM #29

Vin

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HAHA IT'S LIKE A DILDO OMGIGGLE!

Over now.

2004-10-06, 3:25 PM #30

silent_killa

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Cepts, this one cuts.... look at them hinges

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2004-10-06, 3:30 PM #31

kyle90

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Kinda makes you wonder why bananas grow in that shape...

Stuff

2004-10-06, 4:34 PM #32

MechWarrior

Should be.

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[BANNED!]

2004-10-06, 4:39 PM #33

Dj Yoshi

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...

Yeah...Mech... *waits for mod to edit Mech's post*

D E A T H

2004-10-06, 5:21 PM #34

Cloud

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If only the Romanian man bought this....

2004-10-07, 12:01 PM #35

G-Man

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......

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2004-10-07, 2:36 PM #36

Delphian

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Reading the title of this thread made me grab my groins in pain.:eek:

2004-10-07, 2:44 PM #37

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

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Quote:

Originally posted by Crimson
Now there's only ONE use for a glow in the dark banana guard...

Lightsaber!

2004-10-07, 5:23 PM #38

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

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For some reason, I now have an urge to go look at pr0n. :confused:

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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