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How the hell . . .
2004-10-04, 11:48 AM #1
. . . do you get these two things mixed up?

:eek:
Pissed Off?
2004-10-04, 11:50 AM #2
ROFL! I was waiting for the next phallic-mutilation thread! This one has got to take the cake though. His dog rushed up and ate it? ROFL! I wonder if they could sew it back on if he were to recover it.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-10-04, 11:50 AM #3
What. The. Hell.
.
2004-10-04, 11:53 AM #4
:eek:
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2004-10-04, 12:00 PM #5
Ow....yes how the hell do you get those two things confused?
Oberfeldwebel says: ..... You are the epitome of idiocy.
2004-10-04, 12:11 PM #6
...he was old. That's how. He was just so old.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-10-04, 12:15 PM #7
wow
2004-10-04, 12:16 PM #8
One word: Alzheimer's.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-10-04, 12:19 PM #9
More reasons not to choke the chicken.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-10-04, 12:34 PM #10
But choking the chicken would have kept him out of this little predicament
Pissed Off?
2004-10-04, 12:39 PM #11
"choking the chicken" and cutting it off are 2 different things yes?
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-10-04, 12:41 PM #12
Depends how carried away you get...... :o
/fluffle
2004-10-04, 12:56 PM #13
this brings new meaning to the phrase "running around like a chicken with its head cut off" ....


stupid people...
"...Those living for death will die by their own hand, Life's no ordeal if you come to terms, Reject the system dictating the norms..."
2004-10-04, 12:56 PM #14
I... uh... it... ugh.
2004-10-04, 12:57 PM #15
Kinky
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-04, 1:09 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by siliconcowboy
What. The. Hell.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-04, 1:16 PM #17
:eek:
2004-10-04, 1:27 PM #18
hey, a cock is a cock!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-10-04, 1:31 PM #19
The real question is why in the hell did the man go outside naked? o_O
And why the hell would you want to carry a knife when you're naked?
And why in the hell would you want to chase a chicken when you're naked.

No...no...no... nothing about this adds up at all.

Or was this one of those nekkid villages?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-04, 1:50 PM #20
He's gonna have to go into rehabilitation after this....


"would you like some chicken with that?"
*scream*
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-10-04, 2:01 PM #21
Hahahaha!!
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-04, 3:38 PM #22
And he felt no pain.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-10-04, 3:43 PM #23
So he rushed outside in his underwear... but his penis was hanging out in such a way that he could cut it... do we want to know what he was doing when the chicken started bugging him?
Stuff
2004-10-04, 3:44 PM #24
THE DOG ATE IT?!?!? GAH! :eek:
2004-10-04, 3:45 PM #25
:eek:

How could anyone possibly be that stupid :confused:
2004-10-04, 3:46 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
hey, a cock is a cock!


All of a sudden i love you
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2004-10-04, 4:27 PM #27
:eek:

*crosses legs*
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2004-10-04, 4:43 PM #28
There should be a rule agisnt really really really wiered news posts. :eek: I want my 2 min. back.
2004-10-04, 4:51 PM #29
Wow. If irony could kill . . .
Pissed Off?
2004-10-04, 5:02 PM #30
I'm...err...not quite sure how to react to that. How exactly DO you make that kind of mistake?
Life is beautiful.
2004-10-04, 5:07 PM #31
Where is the "crossed legs, watered eyes in sympathy" emoticon? :eek:
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-10-04, 5:22 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Wow. If irony could kill . . .
D E A T H
2004-10-04, 5:45 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Wow. If ironing could kill . . .
2004-10-04, 5:51 PM #34
Wow, confusing it and a chicken's neck? That is horrible. The article doesn't mention anything about him possibly having pain after cutting a bodily extremity. And then his dog ate it? I actually LOL'd (not just saying it but actually doing it).
2004-10-04, 6:27 PM #35
.. Hey, yours might not be as thick as a chicken's neck, but...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-10-04, 6:32 PM #36
*print*!!!

My God this is priceless!
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-10-04, 6:45 PM #37
Poetic Justice at it's finest.

This fits perfectly for my 'poetic justice' assignment in AP English.

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2004-10-04, 6:55 PM #38
I tried thinking of some clever joke, but I just couldn't. Flexor took mine.
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

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2004-10-04, 9:53 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
hey, a cock is a cock!


Flexor wins.
2004-10-04, 10:12 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Wuss
Flexor wins.
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