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You're going to die
2004-10-05, 9:04 AM #1
But when? [url]www.deathclock.com[/url] I know that lots of ppl have been there before, but post when it says that you'll die

Thursday October 4th 2046
nope.
2004-10-05, 9:09 AM #2
Friday, July 19, 2058

Hey, I'm up 3 years from before.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-10-05, 9:24 AM #3
Saturday, March 27, 2060

Hehe so far, I will live the longest.
No sig.
2004-10-05, 9:26 AM #4
Saturday, December 1, 2057.

Dammit. I want to see 100. That only gives me... *counts* 73! What a rip off! I don't smoke or anything, and the damned thing only gives me 73! I may as well just take up heroin, become gay , eat chips and join the army if that's the best age estimate it can give me!
2004-10-05, 9:29 AM #5
Saturday, December 13, 2059

rockin out
2004-10-05, 9:30 AM #6
I love this site! Thanks for reminding the rest of Massassi about it!

It says I'l die 5 days short of my 92rd birthday (the year 2078)... D***. Of course, keep in mind that it generates highly generic data... Knowing the other factors it doesn't count, the chances of me living to be 100 or over are about 80-90%.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-10-05, 9:30 AM #7
Wednesday, May 12, 2060.

I win!
Stuff
2004-10-05, 9:33 AM #8
Wednesday, July 22, 2009.
2004-10-05, 9:34 AM #9
Wait, how come it gives me the same date no matter what I enter?
Stuff
2004-10-05, 9:36 AM #10
ive found that if i become optimistic rather than pessimistic i'll live till 2089, 100!
nope.
2004-10-05, 9:49 AM #11
It says I'll live longer if my BMI is >=45 than if it's <25. Meaning I'll live longer as a gigantic mass of lard than if I'm actually of a healthy weight.

That kinda makes this thing stupid.
2004-10-05, 9:52 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Wednesday, May 12, 2060.

I win!



I hate you...
No sig.
2004-10-05, 10:05 AM #13
Thursday, December 8, 2022

thats quite a claim, i was expecting to die in about 2016 or something, i have quite some time left!!
2004-10-05, 10:12 AM #14
Normal Mode: March 26, 2069. Yes!:D

Optimistic Mode: June 15, 2090. 99 Years old!
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2004-10-05, 10:14 AM #15
Sunday, June 12, 2078

HA HA. ME wins. :D
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-10-05, 10:17 AM #16
Saturday, February 10, 2085 :) I'll die when i'm 96 years old. Optimistic mode.
DEFINITION OF ZERO POINT ENERGY
The amount of vibrational energy associated with matter, as the parameters defining that matter decline to zero.
2004-10-05, 10:19 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Wednesday, May 12, 2060.

I win!

You should've read the post above yours.
Quote:
Originally posted by Oxyonagon
Sunday, June 12, 2078

HA HA. ME wins. :D

Nope.

Anyway, update for me:

Saturday, July 7, 2095. That'd be 109 years old. It bugs me that an automatic decade is taken off for being male...
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-10-05, 10:28 AM #18
That clock doesn't tell me anything:

I plan to live forever or die trying :D
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2004-10-05, 11:21 AM #19
Tuesday, October 4, 2061
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2004-10-05, 11:31 AM #20
Wednesday, February 29, 2068

And that's despite the BS of the BMI
Pissed Off?
2004-10-05, 11:55 AM #21
Sunday, December 5, 2060

hm... only 73 years...
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-10-05, 11:56 AM #22
Owned
Twenty-Eight Days, Six Hours, Forty-Two Minutes, Twelve seconds...
2004-10-05, 12:06 PM #23
But seriously though, I got Tuesday, March 6, 2085 - Almost 97 years old. w00t!


Although this thing isn't countin all the possible car crashes, murders and accidents of dying. So I think that with all of the current dangers of today and the increasing dangers, nobody born within the last 20 years will live past 50.
Twenty-Eight Days, Six Hours, Forty-Two Minutes, Twelve seconds...
2004-10-05, 12:23 PM #24
Wednesday, September 14, 2078


yay me. :)
2004-10-05, 12:35 PM #25
Thursday, September 24, 2076
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2004-10-05, 12:57 PM #26
Monday, December 21, 2082

RIP
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-10-05, 12:57 PM #27
Saturday, April 14, 2074 :)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-10-05, 12:58 PM #28
Friday, October 18, 2080

I'll be 10 days short of my 97th birthday. :(
******
I beat the internet. The last guy was hard.
2004-10-05, 1:00 PM #29
Friday, October 5, 2085
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-10-05, 1:08 PM #30
Tuesday, March 23, 2060

:(
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-05, 1:09 PM #31
Wednesday, November 3, 2077
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-05, 1:20 PM #32
I wonder how accurate this thing really is. :)
2004-10-05, 1:21 PM #33
Funny thing is, each time you click on "Check your death clock" It gives you a different day :rolleyes:
2004-10-05, 1:38 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by DMC87
I plan to live forever or die trying. :D
<3

Anyway...
Tuesday, July 9, 2080

97 years.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-05, 2:24 PM #35
Wednesday, November 24, 2021.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-10-05, 2:27 PM #36
Tuesday, January 23, 2057

yay.. I guess
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2004-10-05, 2:31 PM #37
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2066.

Hmm, 7 days before my 83rd birthday. That means I could be put in the ground on that day:D. Actually, I want my body to be the fire for some gigantic barbacue or something. At least cremation.

edit: I outlive my fiancee by 3 years and she's six months younger than me.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-10-05, 3:03 PM #38
Thursday, June 16, 2061...74...
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2004-10-05, 3:10 PM #39
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2004-10-05, 3:16 PM #40
Optimistic: July 23, 2077
Normal: May 18, 2060
Pessimistic: March 17, 2038
Sadistic: May 19, 2023
Democracy: rule by the stupid
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