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Schming is a fanatic and he *will* be stopped

2004-10-05, 5:32 PM #1

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

This is not a personal thread because my message is not "hey Schiming, I'm going to get you," it's "hey everybody, let's get Schming."

Hear this, Schming. As of right now, you are history. You are finished. I have already notified the American Police and once the time zone differences are accounted for they'll be dragging you from your cozy little house in handcuffs.

And of course I have list of reasons why Schming should be taken away, which I have compiled for you to read here (unlike Schming, who could not possibly hope to compile a list of anything, ever):

1. He is decidedly un-American.

Schming has said on many occasions that he likes Britpop music but not American pop. Sound suspicious? I agree.

2. He has no facts.

I have facts, and I'm sure that many of you have facts but Schming has no facts. wtf

3. He is the worst kind of fanatic.

The WORST. He forces his beliefs on his fellow citizens by delivering door-to-door pamphlets. I tell you, it's the absolute *worst*.

I will get you, Schming. I will get you and you won't like it.

Discuss.

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2004-10-05, 5:35 PM #2

DSettahr

to wound the autumnal city.

Posts: 5,313

OMG BANNED

2004-10-05, 5:36 PM #3

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

omg terrist

2004-10-05, 5:39 PM #4

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Quote:

This is not a personal thread because my message is not "hey Schiming, I'm going to get you," it's "hey everybody, let's get Schming."

Quote:

"I will get you, Schming. I will get you and you won't like it."

...

Discuss.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2004-10-05, 5:45 PM #5

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

I feel safer now because of you Tracer.

Can you father my wife's children?

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2004-10-05, 5:45 PM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Schming is evil BUT DAMN GOOD AT IT.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-10-05, 5:47 PM #7

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I'll sleep better tonight becaue of this

Pissed Off?

2004-10-05, 6:02 PM #8

MentatMM

Honk honk. Beep beep.

Posts: 2,470

Anyone else watching Austin Stevens - Snakemaster? WTF, I think that's an Anaconda...

2004-10-05, 6:04 PM #9

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

Hoorah! *picks up M16* What are we shooting at again?

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2004-10-05, 6:06 PM #10

Flexor

Flexorator

Posts: 4,279

Schming I will get you. I know where you live.

Then, I will dominate the realm of massassian music, I will be unstoppable.

The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

2004-10-05, 6:30 PM #11

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I agree with everything you say. But only because I'm in your sig.

Stuff

2004-10-05, 6:47 PM #12

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by THRAWN
I feel safer now because of you Tracer.

Can you father my wife's children?

And if so, can I watch?

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-10-05, 7:01 PM #13

Snoopfighter639

Banned

Posts: 241

lol fathering my wifes children!

2004-10-05, 7:57 PM #14

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

On behalf of Australia, I offer you political assylum, Schming. Get to the West coast and start swimming, dammit!

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2004-10-05, 7:58 PM #15

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Avoid alpha1 at all costs for he will destroy you if he finds out you are teh import from America.

D E A T H

2004-10-05, 8:16 PM #16

KegZ

Not Some Freakin' Snowman

Posts: 1,065

Are you sure we want to do that Spork? John Howard will just have him thrown into a detention centre.

Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.

2004-10-05, 8:21 PM #17

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Yeah... Then he might have to plead his case to and actually meet Amanda Vanstone, OH THE HUMANITY!

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2004-10-05, 8:31 PM #18

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

what? what just happened?

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2004-10-05, 8:34 PM #19

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

Schming gave me Jump, Little Children... for that I will never forgive him... or something... They rock... I don't know why I'm here.

2004-10-05, 8:35 PM #20

finity5

I dont need no stinking title

Posts: 2,693

Is this supposed to be funny :confused:

2004-10-05, 9:01 PM #21

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Quote:

Originally posted by Schming
what? what just happened?

You got toasted.

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2004-10-05, 9:48 PM #22

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Quote:

Originally posted by Schming
what? what just happened?

There he is! Get him!!

*engages pursuit*

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2004-10-05, 10:37 PM #23

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

I'm a straitjacket salesman.

Tracer, would you like to try on one of my straitjackets?

2004-10-05, 10:40 PM #24

SithNazgul

Or else!

Posts: 609

Id like to see a demonstration on your Helle

Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori

2004-10-05, 10:48 PM #25

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

...

2004-10-06, 12:21 AM #26

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

So that's where your neighbor went...

omnia mea mecum porto

2004-10-06, 1:38 AM #27

Ares

Registered User

Posts: 75

Quote:

Originally posted by Flexor
Schming I will get you. I know where you live.

Then, I will dominate the realm of massassian music, I will be unstoppable.

I think we need some massasi temple pop music, on that note....

*Picks up gun*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! VIOLENCE!
*Starts randomly shooting inanimate objects.*
Die TOASTER!
Die OVEN!
Die NONFUNCTIONAL HEATER!
DIE Alexs computer!
Die Dowel sticking out of wall!
DEATH to you doorknob!
*ahem*
Who were we shooting at again?

Shutup brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

2004-10-06, 2:30 AM #28

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

i'm so confused...

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2004-10-06, 4:30 AM #29

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

Quote:

Originally posted by Flexor
Schming I will get you. I know where you live.

Then, I will dominate the realm of massassian music, I will be unstoppable.

~cough~

"NAILFACE" - spe

2004-10-06, 4:46 AM #30

Flexor

Flexorator

Posts: 4,279

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb
~cough~

You rarely put up songs, so you don't count. :p

The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

2004-10-06, 4:53 AM #31

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Flexor
Schming I will get you. I know where you live.

Then, CoW, Seb and I will dominate the realm of massassian music, we will be unstoppable.

Fixed.

One dude who plays with his computer,
One fast-as-lightning guitaristm
One master-bassing mothaplucka,
One band.

*insert heavy music*

Quebec is teh win.

2004-10-06, 6:41 AM #32

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

WTF???

2004-10-06, 6:47 AM #33

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

You'll never get it, puny human.

D E A T H

2004-10-06, 8:15 AM #34

Darth_Revan

For-eh-VUR

Posts: 506

Uh...yeah.

WHAT!?!?

"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."

2004-10-06, 8:23 AM #35

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

To arms! To arma! The goblin king attacks our fair Schming! He must be stopped! Wraaargh!

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2004-10-06, 9:17 AM #36

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

Quote:

Originally posted by MaD CoW
Fixed.

One dude who plays with his computer,
One fast-as-lightning guitaristm
One master-bassing mothaplucka,
One band.

*insert heavy music*

Quebec is teh win.

Trance-Shred

Hrm. that actually sounds interesting.

"NAILFACE" - spe

2004-10-06, 9:28 AM #37

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Quote:

Originally posted by Schming
i'm so confused...

new siting of schming has been reported this afternoon...

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2004-10-06, 9:51 AM #38

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by MaD CoW
One dude who plays with his computer,
One fast-as-lightning guitaristm
One master-bassing mothaplucka,
One band.

I can play an egg shaker. I'm the best!

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-10-06, 10:11 AM #39

MaD CoW

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Only if you can play your egg-shaker with your tongue.

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb
Hrm. that actually sounds interesting.

I think it would be. Pounding electric beats, thumping bass popping and slapping, and grinding guitar solos. What is there not to like?

2004-10-06, 10:20 AM #40

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

I can do anything with my tongue.

wait....... never mind.

>.>
<.<

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music