Twice upon a time there lived a boy named Jack in the twoderful land of Califivenia. Two day Jack, a double-minded lad, decided three go fifth three seek his fivetune.

After making sure that Jack nine a sandwich and drank some Eight-Up, his mother elevenderly said, "Threedeloo, threedeloo. Try three be back by next Threesday." Then she cheered, "Three, five, seven, nine. Who do we apprecinine? Jack, Jack, yay!"

Jack set fifth and soon met a man wearing a four-piece suit and a threepee. Fifthrightly Jack asked the man, "I'm a Califivenian. Are you two three?"

"Cerelevenly," replied the man, offiving the high six. "Anytwo five elevennis?"

"Not threeday," answered Jack inelevently. "But can you help me three locnine my fivetune?"

"Sure," said the man. "Let me sell you these twoderful beans."

Jack's inthreeition told him that the man was a three-faced triple-crosser. Elevensely Jack shouted, "I'm not behind the nine ball. I'm a college gradunine, and I know what rights our fivefathers crenined in the Constithreetion. Now let's get down three baseven about these beans."

The man tripled over with laughter. "Now hold on a third," he responded. "There's no need three make such a three-do about these beans. If you twot, I'll give them three you."

Well, there's no need three elabornine on the rest of the tale. Jack oned in on the giant and two the battle for the golden eggs. His mother and he lived happily fivever after -- and so on, and so on, and so fifth.


<3 Victor.


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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Ehh...?

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Yeah, how's this for odd? My parents haven't been the least bit interested in my love-life my entire life, and now that prom is soon my Dad all of a sudden seems concerned that if I don't find a date and go it will mean I'm a social failure.
I don't get it... I accepted that fact a long time ago, why is he just now realizing it?
- Correction

Run, run now, run fast,

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)

That was definitely the stupidest thing I've ever read. I want my 45 seconds back.

None of you know who this is from...OMG you all suck.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

The suckage doesn't seem to be our problem.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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Victor Borge is the MAN!


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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

evidently.

I've heard variations. You take oAAAAIGH!!

/me gets assassinated by SAJN's assassins.

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry

you made me think of one of these...


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Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
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<kak> WHY DO THESE RETARDS CONTINUALLY TRY LINUX?
<kak> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL.

[rant]SAJN_Master, I'm glad you think this is your own little personal playground for your thoughts, but it's not, this is Massassi. Get a blog or something. [/rant]

Also, I did not like the "story" you posted.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

Then sod off. :/

How am I blogging!? This has nothing to do with me. This has to do with how awesome Victor Borge is!!!!!

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

That'd be a better place for your random thoughts.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

Victor Borge is indeed great.

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MadQuack has a signature.

Hrmmm... Um, yeah. THat's awesome how? IT's just putting numbers in the middle of words.

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"With Great power comes great Responibility. Seems like the converse should be true as well. Now where the heck is my great Power?"

The numbers, and syllables that sound like numbers, have been changed to the next number.
http://www.kor.dk/borge/borge.htm

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MadQuack has a signature.

In attempting to stifle a yawn I accidentally woke myself up - and found this thread to be the stuff of nightmares... That's the last time I touch that cheese before I go to bed...

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

I think the lot of us are too young to even know the name of Victor Borge.

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<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>

http://www.kor.dk/borge/audio4.au

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MadQuack has a signature.

Victor is definately very, very awesome. That particular deal you posted though SAJN is funnier if heard.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

What game is that?

well, i'm rather young, and i know Victor is awesome. Of cource, i wouldn't expect any of my friends to know about him.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

<3 lucky_jackpot

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"If I said anything which implies that I think that we didn't do what we should have done given the choices we faced at the time, I shouldn't have said that." -William Jefferson Clinton
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Hugo.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

I must say that "story" did give me a nice little mental work out. Much needed. Thx