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2004-10-08, 1:42 PM #1
check this out, its an AI guessing what your thinking buy asking a series of questions. It is quite remarkable and got me on thinking of my gf and thinking about a duck billed platypus.

AI Link

It is pretty neat. Share your stories if it was right or wrong to keep this thread ongoing.
2004-10-08, 1:48 PM #2
I beat it 'blueyonder instant support tool'
nope.
2004-10-08, 1:50 PM #3
....
2004-10-08, 1:51 PM #4
It doesn't do well the dirty words either :p
Pissed Off?
2004-10-08, 2:08 PM #5
First try: "butter". It guessed it.
Second try: "pants". After 20 questions, it thought it was a "bra". After 28, it thought it was a "suit". I won. :P
Third try: "tree". It guessed "oak", which is close enough.

I remember seeing this a while back, and its some a long was since then.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-10-08, 2:11 PM #6
I thought of the most random thing I could, and it came close.

It said "It has something to do with sex"

>.>

<.<

:o
2004-10-08, 2:20 PM #7
I thought of "plywood" and it guessed "X-ray", I kept going and it got plywood.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-10-08, 2:44 PM #8
Holy schiesse!

I was thinking of a girl I like, and it said 'Is it a crush (in love)?' Omg. :eek:

Last time I played this it couldn't guess that.

[EDIT: 2nd try I was thinking of 'AI' and it guessed a network setup, then a stop sign, then a subwoofer, and I won. AI wasn't even on the list afterwards. Bwahahah. :cool: ]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-08, 2:44 PM #9
Bwahaha. My object was anime. First guess it gave was Subwoofer. Second was DVD Disc (Very close, but not it, since I specified the data itself, not the thing it was stored on :D)

It finally gave up, but Anime was in the list of objects it thought it could possibly be.
2004-10-08, 4:12 PM #10
You were thinking of a ninja.
You said it is classified as Other, I say Animal.
Is it heavy? You said No, I say Yes.
Can it be used more than once? You said No, I say Yes.
Can you find it in a house? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it outside? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Can it be washed? You said No, I say Yes.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2004-10-08, 4:14 PM #11
You were thinking of Batman .
Is it ferocious? You said No, I say Yes.
Do you use it in public? You said Yes, I say No.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said Unknown, I say No.
Can you find it in a house? You said No, I say Yes.
Do you find it in the sky? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it hard? You said Unknown, I say No.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2004-10-08, 4:30 PM #12
I was trying for girlfriend but it said boyfriend. :eek:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-10-08, 4:33 PM #13
Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?


heh, Your right:P
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-10-08, 5:07 PM #14
Hahah!

You were thinking of a girlfriend.
Can it be stolen? You said No, I say Yes.
Do you use it at work? You said Yes, I say No.
Do you clean it regularly? You said Yes, I say No.
Does a basketball player use it? You said Doubtful, I say Yes.
Is it straight? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Is it awake at night? You said No, I say Yes.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-10-08, 5:15 PM #15
Quote:
Is it straight? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
I think I've found your problem.
2004-10-08, 5:20 PM #16
Hahah, I didn't even think of it that way at all. What's wrong with me? :p
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-10-08, 5:33 PM #17
I did music, it got it after 28 questions, so I won.
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."

-Calvin
2004-10-08, 5:37 PM #18
Quote:
I am guessing that it is a face?


Wrong! Although I might bury my face in what I was thinking about...

<.<
>.>

Then after 28 questions:

Quote:
Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?

Uncommon Knowledge about *what I was thinking about*
Do you chew it? I say Yes.
Does it shine? I say Yes.
Does it stand on two legs? I say Yes.
Does it fit in your wallet? I say Probably.
Does it have a memory? I say Yes.
Does it come in many varieties? I say No.
Is it electronic? I say Probably.
Is it commonly harvested? I say Yes.
Is it a primate? I say Yes.
Can it be refilled? I say Yes.
Is it orange colored? I say Yes.
Does it travel on roads? I say Yes.
Can you mash it? I say Probably.
Is it part of a set? I say Probably.
Does it belong to a family? I say Yes.
Can it be played? I say Yes.
2004-10-08, 5:45 PM #19
I tried "Massassian."

:(
2004-10-08, 6:05 PM #20
HA! I was thinking of one of my friends (who happens to be gay, which makes this all the more funny).

1. It is classified as Other.
2. Is it straight? No.
3. Could it be found in a classroom? Sometimes.
4. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
5. Can it be heard? Yes.
6. Can you switch it on and off? No.
7. Can you buy it at a store? No.
8. Do most people use this daily? No.
9. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
10. Can you play with it? Probably.
Does it have cash value? Unknown.
11. Is it outside? Sometimes.
12. Is it man made? Sometimes.
13. Does it grow over time? Yes.
14. Is it usually colorful? No.
15. Is it useful? Maybe.
16. Does it bring joy to people? Sometimes.
17. Do you use it in public? Doubtful.
18. Does it have teeth? Yes.
19. Is it pleasurable? Sometimes.

Of course, it only guessed "People." But the questions were what made it great. :D
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-08, 7:19 PM #21
znitsua@sbcglobal.net: okay okay
znitsua@sbcglobal.net: I was doing donkey for animal
znitsua@sbcglobal.net: And it guessed FLOOR
wct_glydebane: WTF
wct_glydebane: OMFG LOL


'nuff said.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-10-08, 7:21 PM #22
It guessed Pancake after 28 questions.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-10-09, 10:49 AM #23
Computer wins :(

I did it a 2nd time and i won!:D I was thinking of nothing!:p
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-09, 10:56 AM #24
After reading the thread, I decided to try Zell's first suggestion (a girl I like). One of the questions was "Can it be used for recreation?". Which made me giggle.

This game is very...adult.

"You were thinking of a crush.

Can you put something into it? You said No, I say Yes."

That really did not occur to me when I answered that question :eek:
2004-10-09, 11:22 AM #25
duh like a fork in her mouth, only adult as you make it *tsk *tsk
2004-10-09, 4:00 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I was trying for girlfriend but it said boyfriend.


It knows your secret! :eek:


But..
I beat it...

69.. You do the imagining :rolleyes:
2004-10-09, 4:54 PM #27
fast food drive-thru

failed
2004-10-09, 7:56 PM #28
19. Is it something that you build? Sometimes.
18. Does it burn? Probably.
17. Would you give it as a gift? Maybe.
16. Does it have a trunk? Yes.
15. Does it go inside other things? Yes.
Does a hockey player use it? Unknown.
14. Do you use it at work? Depends.
13. Would you find it on a farm? Yes.
12. Does it play music? Usually.
11. Is it used in travel? Yes.
10. Does it get really hot? Sometimes.
9. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Yes.
8. Can you find it in a house? Partly.
7. Can you switch it on and off? Yes.
6. Is it made of metal? Yes.
5. Is it pleasurable? Sometimes.
4. Is it hard? Yes.
3. Can you buy it at a store? Yes.
2. Can you use it at school? Depends.
1. It is classified as Other.

i had car, it guessed everything.

it got car after 28 guesses.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2004-10-09, 8:01 PM #29
hah, I tried nothing,

after twenty it had "a year"
after 28, it had apathy.

:D

i win
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2004-10-09, 8:06 PM #30
it guessed walrus in 19 questions

and it got platypus in 28...:(
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-09, 8:08 PM #31
I won.

I was thinking of nothing. :)

My word: Spam (the meat)
It's guess: Manure, Vomit, Slurpee

2004-10-09, 8:27 PM #32
It doesn't know what a transsexual, froteurist, or a raptopheliac is.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-10-10, 10:19 AM #33
I was thinking forum posting nerd...



It guess vomit. :(
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-10-10, 10:59 AM #34
"Does your mother know what you are thinking? I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but I am guessing you're thinking about something to do with sex?"

I was thinking of a graphire 3, you ****in ******* ai.:eek:
2004-10-10, 11:22 AM #35
I'm somewhat impressed and unimpressed at the same time. I was thinking of punk music, and it guessed heavy metal.
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
2004-10-10, 12:03 PM #36
I am guessing that it is something?
Yes , No , Close

19. Is it round? Yes.
18. Does it break if dropped? Yes.
17. Is it bigger than sofa? Yes.
16. Is it multicolored? Yes.
15. Does it have four legs? Yes.
14. Can you use it at school? Yes.
13. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Yes.
12. Can you put something into it? Yes.
11. Does it have scales? Yes.
10. Does it eat fish? Yes.
9. Is it a common farm animal? Yes.
8. Does it eat cheese? Yes.
7. Is it fuzzy? Yes.
6. Is it colorful? Yes.
5. Does it have a long nose? Yes.
4. Is it useful? Yes.
3. Does it have short fur? Yes.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
1. It is classified as Animal.


LOL That's classic! It simply guessed I was thinking of "something" that's funny!

Actually I wasn't thinking of anything in particular, I just wanted to see what it'd guess if I hit yes to everything after the first question... so technically I suppose it was right.

Interesting... very interesting.
2004-10-10, 2:32 PM #37
I stumped it with a video tape. When I told it, it gave me some "uncommon knowledge about video tapes", which included:

Quote:
Does it photosynthesize? I say Probably.
Does it eat fish? I say Yes.
Does it have seeds? I say Yes.
Is it warm blooded? I say Yes.
Does it have lots of seeds? I say Yes.
Does it get hard? I say Probably.
Does it taste good fried? I say Yes.


Well, I must admit that I never knew that...
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