Do it right now.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I'm more confused and disappointed.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!

Do I win a prize?

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

Yes - you get to be happy.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I refuse.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

Get out of my thread, you slimey pig.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I guess you can be happy, too.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLZORZORZORZORZ!!!111oneoneone


There . . . what'd I win?

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

Sweet!

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

Laughing is suppose to make us happy? Mine makes me feel evil.....

You mean there's a difference?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

LOLZORZ!! Two thumbs up!

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

Ahaha . . . no!

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

I bite my thumb at thee.

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Make me.

No, really. Make me laugh.

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Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream, For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not as they seem. Life is real, Life is ernest, the grave is not it's goal; Dust thou art, Dust thou returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.
~William Shakespeare

Quote:

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Laugh.</font>[/quote]STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!! WRA apoifplja;lkm;lk;zlvkj;lkjdpioajrpoejap;odkjf;l,,xj

/sprays phlegm everywhere, then dies

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 04, 2004).]

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
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A nun falling down the stairs.

Sorry, it's about the best I've got. :\

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Do you have stairs in your house?

*Laughs at DogSRoOL*

I win again!

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:

*Laughs at DogSRoOL*</font>[/quote]
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!

/Beats Cosmic Castaway with a beaver

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

/Grabs can of Beaver-Away and sprays it at the beaver.

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

/grabs another beaver and gives it the rectal "Beaver-Away Antidote"
/continues beating Cosmic Castaway with new beaver

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 04, 2004).]

HAHAHAHA (chuckle) Hey this feels great....I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

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Blue, no yellow, AHHHHHHHHHH

/me takes off his pants and slaps the thread

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Current Maps | Inclusion | Restless Endeavor

There is a thin line between insanity and stupidity. I am that line.

Anger Management. XD

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There is no signature

hehe, it did the job.

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Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream, For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not as they seem. Life is real, Life is ernest, the grave is not it's goal; Dust thou art, Dust thou returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.
~William Shakespeare

What did the man say when he opened his mouth?
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Huh?

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Laugh HARDER minons!

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"Run Away!"

onions?

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please *

How do you keep a massassian busy? (see below)
How do you keep a massassian busy? (see above)





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Sweet irony...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Damn you. I was leaving a message on someone's answering machine.. and then I read that just as it beeped.. and so they got about 10 seconds of laughing.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Now they'll think you're a psycho killer!

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

WARNING, DEAD BABY JOKES!

Most of these jokes may be offensive. So if you are offended easy, don't read them!!!

Q: What's more fun then nailing a dead baby to a tree?
A: Takeing it down.


Q: What's more fun then nailing a dead baby to a tree?
A: Nailing eight dead babies to a tree.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's a blue tinted baby called?
A: A baby in a ziplock bag.


The sad thing is, my teacher told me half of these.

Q: What do you call a 100 lawyers under the ocean?
A: A good start.

Q: What do you call 100,000 Italians with their arms in the air?
A: The Italian Army.

Q: What do a banana and an Irishman have in commen?
A: They are born green, turn yellow, and die rotten.

Q: How did the blonde die rakeing leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Your mom?
A: No, YOUR MOM!


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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited April 05, 2004).]

Q: How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
A: Wave at him

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Sweet irony...

lol

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I'm like a superhero with no powers or motivation.

This is a somewhat racist joke, so if you are easily offended by racist jokes, then don't read it. I am not racist, and in fact heard this joke from a minority, so I hope no one is offended. I, at least, found it rather humorous.

What's the difference between a [insert poor minority race here] man and a large pizza?

The large pizza can feed a family of four!

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

Q: What do you do when you see a lawyer hopping on one foot?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

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Bliss is ignorance.

Q: Why didn't the one tampon talk to the other tampon?

A: They're both stuck up *******

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I'm like a superhero with no powers or motivation.

O_o

ha

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