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Nessie?
2004-10-08, 6:24 PM #1
Do you think she exists?

Honestly, I'm curious to see what Massassians believe about the fabled monster. I'm doing a mock school report on it at the moment, but don't get the impression I don't believe it exists. I think there's always a chance, and I've thought of one possible theory which could account for its existence. I'll state it later if anyone's interested. (I'm also using it in my report).

Anyway, I'm not sure if anytihng's been posted on it before, so please no old n3ws. So, any theories anyone? :D
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2004-10-08, 6:28 PM #2
I say it exhists. I propose we pump the Loch and then attack the monster. I bet someone on Ebay would pay a fortune for its body.
2004-10-08, 6:29 PM #3
I say no
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2004-10-08, 6:34 PM #4
I say no, but I believe that, however extremely unlikely, it is possible.
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2004-10-08, 6:51 PM #5
I say yes. And if not in the Loch per se, definatly in the dark recesses of one of the many African jungles...
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2004-10-08, 6:59 PM #6
What like, the cow?
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2004-10-08, 6:59 PM #7
I believe at some point Loch Ness was inhabited by a large aquatic creature that spawned the "Nessie" legend. Do I think something's still there? I doubt it.
2004-10-08, 7:08 PM #8
I think SOMETHING lives in SOME large body of water, and I think it spawned a Loch Ness theory, but I cartainly don't think it's on the scope anyone claims it to be. It's probably just some lost sea-manite, or maybe a sea-geraffe.

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2004-10-08, 10:29 PM #9
Or a really big Sea Cucumber.
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2004-10-08, 11:41 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Overlord
I say it exhists. I propose we pump the Loch and then attack the monster. I bet someone on Ebay would pay a fortune for its body.


Burns: deploy the de-loch-inator!


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2004-10-09, 2:00 AM #11
Didn't the Scottish government already drain Loch Ness and found nothing but a few rusty shopping carts?
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2004-10-09, 2:01 AM #12
I vote it's a sea cow
2004-10-09, 2:05 AM #13
Yes! it does exist I saw it ... on TV!
2004-10-09, 2:08 AM #14
It does exists in the imagination of many wistful believers...
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2004-10-09, 4:40 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
Or a really big Sea Cucumber.


this calls for some form of seaweed lubricant!

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2004-10-09, 5:07 AM #16
I believe there was some kind of creature which started the whole thing off, however it's probably long gone by now. Also, I think people's imagination probably got quite carried away too.....
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2004-10-09, 6:54 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by KegZ
Didn't the Scottish government already drain Loch Ness and found nothing but a few rusty shopping carts?


There was no scottish goverment until today when the new parliament was opened at holyrood in edinburgh.

I know someone from the area around loch ness and the locals all know that its just a story, but they keep the legend alive for tourist income...
nope.
2004-10-09, 8:41 AM #18
Hell, don't even bother draining it. Just drag a big net from one end to the other and see what you catch.

Either that or just nuke it.
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2004-10-09, 10:16 AM #19
Quote:
Burns: deploy the de-loch-inator!

:D
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2004-10-10, 7:44 AM #20
no. but maybe the thing what hunts me every day...AHHHHHH!!!!
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2004-10-10, 9:42 AM #21
Es gibt nada.
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2004-10-10, 10:21 AM #22
They didn't drain the lake, but they did rake it, so I can safely say the Loch Ness monster does not exist. :)
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2004-10-10, 10:34 AM #23
No. I do however, believe in the Yeti, but not the Sasquatch.
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2004-10-10, 12:23 PM #24
Some friends and I made a movie about that and we came to the conclusions that Nessie and his wife moved to their Uncle who lives in Atlantis, because the humans that were allways visiting Loch Ness were disturbing them too much.
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2004-10-10, 12:30 PM #25
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2004-10-10, 12:58 PM #26
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2004-10-10, 1:15 PM #27
It does not exist, and there's no reason any of you should try to climb over the unusually high fence surrounding my back yard.

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2004-10-10, 2:34 PM #28
OMQ, li3k th3r3 h3 15!!!!!!!!!!!111

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/champ.gif]

Dud3, th3r3 h3 1s 4g41n . . .

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/ln2002.jpg]

Hehe, the little guy's smiling . . .

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/corner-nessie.jpg]
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2004-10-10, 2:42 PM #29
It does exist.

There have been several recent sightings of it at my school in the downstairs boys' bathroom.
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2004-10-10, 3:42 PM #30
[http://www.dols.us/doodles/images/nessie1.jpg]
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2004-10-10, 5:08 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Daft_Vader
OMQ, li3k th3r3 h3 15!!!!!!!!!!!111

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/champ.gif]

Dud3, th3r3 h3 1s 4g41n . . .

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/ln2002.jpg]

Hehe, the little guy's smiling . . .

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/corner-nessie.jpg]
and all three are proven hoaxes....
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2004-10-10, 5:14 PM #32
I don't think Nessie exists. All of the photographic evidence is a series of hoaxes and it grew because of people jumping to conclusions.

BTW, I've been to Loch Ness. It's pretty nice, except it looks exactly like the other lochs in that area :).
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2004-10-10, 5:20 PM #33
OMG, forget nessie, we have bigger problems.
2004-10-10, 5:46 PM #34
OMG AAAHHHHHH!!!!1111one1one
2004-10-10, 5:49 PM #35
I'm surprised that the majority of people have said yes. With all this modern technology don't you think there would be more concrete proof besides sketchy reports and photos?
2004-10-10, 6:31 PM #36
Actually, I said no. And what Mikus said.

My post was sarcastic, though it wasn't necessarily obvious :)
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2004-10-10, 6:37 PM #37
uh, she is real. i keep her in a pond in my back yard.

[http://www.interlog.com/~contech/nessie.jpg]
2004-10-10, 7:14 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
and all three are proven hoaxes....




what was the first one?..
2004-10-10, 7:40 PM #39
The first one, isn't actually Nessie, it's "Champ" from Lake Champlain in Canada. As for the sources claiming that those are proven fakes, I'd like to see them.
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2004-10-10, 8:35 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Daft_Vader
The first one, isn't actually Nessie, it's "Champ" from Lake Champlain in Canada. As for the sources claiming that those are proven fakes, I'd like to see them.

I've never heard of Champ, and it has nothing to do with Nessie. Champ's not the Loch Ness monster.
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