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Rubber cement for the hair
2004-10-09, 10:47 AM #1
What's the strongest gel you know of? I use LA Looks #10, but that isn't enough to keep my hair from curling when it gets even moderately long, so I need something stronger.
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2004-10-09, 10:48 AM #2
dippitydoo type 5 super hold.


Hard like a rock.
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2004-10-09, 10:49 AM #3
If that fails, try gel + hairspray.
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2004-10-09, 11:14 AM #4
Crazyglue.
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2004-10-09, 11:20 AM #5
sometimes there is no way on getitng around curls... I know this sounds gay but try using a straightener and adding in the gel whiel straitening it. I did this once cuz my sister wanted to make my hair cool. It was fun... honestly it was :)
2004-10-09, 11:28 AM #6
I have a friend who uses Elmer's glue.
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2004-10-09, 11:30 AM #7
If gel fails, glue is is the next step up
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2004-10-09, 11:30 AM #8
You're serious? That's nasty!
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2004-10-09, 11:30 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn
I have a friend who uses Elmer's glue.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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2004-10-09, 11:42 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn
I have a friend who uses Elmer's glue.


Heavily diluted with water, I hope...
2004-10-09, 12:00 PM #11
Hot glue. Put a bunch of sticks in a pot, heat it up to a nice liquid state, then dip your head in it. Youll have about ~5 seconds to get your hair style right before it sets.
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2004-10-09, 12:04 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn
I have a friend who uses Elmer's glue.


nah, it will come out *fairly* easy but if you want a lot of hold, like to the rock hard, poke the next guys eye out when you turn you head, elmers is the way to go.
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2004-10-09, 7:03 PM #13
If you really want to lose your curls you should use a straightener. Do you have a sister? She'll show you how to use it.
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2004-10-09, 7:20 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
Hot glue. Put a bunch of sticks in a pot, heat it up to a nice liquid state, then dip your head in it. Youll have about ~5 seconds to get your hair style right before it sets.


Wouldn't that burn... a lot?
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2004-10-09, 7:21 PM #15
my hair would need normal cement to keep it in place.

very curly hair is what i have.
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2004-10-09, 7:24 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
Wouldn't that burn... a lot?

Only for ~5 seconds. :p
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2004-10-09, 8:15 PM #17
You could conk it, but maybe that's a bit too 1950s.
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2004-10-09, 8:16 PM #18
I use drywall / caulk.
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2004-10-09, 8:55 PM #19
I like my hair loose, so I prefer a light hold gel.
2004-10-09, 9:04 PM #20
I thought the make-shift method in "Something about Mary" was an interesting alternate solution to hair gel. Not sure it is something you'd want to do every morning though.
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2004-10-09, 11:02 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by SavageX378
I thought the make-shift method in "Something about Mary" was an interesting alternate solution to hair gel. Not sure it is something you'd want to do every morning though.


Or is it?! Lol.

I've used this stuff called ICE before, still have some actually. It's some pretty strong stuff. I think it's one of the strongest gels you can get.
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2004-10-10, 12:46 AM #22
I really doubt the effectiveness of using semen as hair fixitive.
2004-10-10, 12:51 AM #23
Don't bash it until you've tried it. I mean . . . you're probably right
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2004-10-10, 5:33 AM #24
I hope you people realise how unatractive hard rock hair is...
Hair is meant to flow in the wind etc etc
Hair style is important and everything, but if its just sitting on your head completely immobile, it looks like you've got a plastic hair peice or something like a lego man.
I won't pretend my hair looks anything better then 'adequate' but at least my girlfreind can run her fingers through mine without having to use a drill.
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2004-10-10, 5:48 AM #25
L'Oréal Head Glue. It smells good too :)

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