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Everyone's favourite type of baseball.

2004-04-05, 2:13 PM #1

DrakenX

Banned

Posts: 96

Howdy, I'm just wondering what y'all think of that metaphor of using "bases" when talking about dating. What do they all mean anyways? (Try and keep it G-rated fellas [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-05, 2:26 PM #2

Saiyajin

Cooler Than Spork

Posts: 134

THE MODIFIED MASSASSI BASES LIST:

First: Visual sighting of a female.
Second: Getting smiled at (AND/OR eye contact)
Third: A conversation (consisting of at least casual salutations, the more said the better)
"All the way": Consenting physical contact.

2004-04-05, 2:28 PM #3

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally posted by Saiyajin:
THE MODIFIED MASSASSI BASES LIST:

First: Visual sighting of a female.
Second: Getting smiled at (AND/OR eye contact)
Third: A conversation (consisting of at least casual salutations, the more said the better)
"All the way": Consenting physical contact.

ROFL!

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2004-04-05, 2:32 PM #4

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

But Saiyajin, this is Massassi we're talking about. How about easing up a bit on that whole consentual thing, eh?

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2004-04-05, 2:56 PM #5

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

Well my friend once made up the Four F's

-French
-Fondle
-Finger
-[COUGHahemCOUGH!]

Sorry if that breaks the rating! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-05, 3:12 PM #6

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

I think you broke the rules at step #3.

And he didnt create the 4 F's. That's older then my grandfathers grandfather.

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It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Think while it's still legal.

2004-04-05, 3:31 PM #7

Jedi Legend

Doesn't Sleep Welll

Posts: 1,380

I am almost to third base! I just need to find something to talk to her about...

2004-04-05, 3:34 PM #8

Correction

Registered User

Posts: 3,077

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
I am almost to third base! I just need to find something to talk to her about...

Oh, I thought you meant you were going to get to... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-05, 4:11 PM #9

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Saiyajin's is the minor league list, and works for most people here. However there are some of us here who have been to the big dance

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

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2004-04-05, 4:21 PM #10

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

1. Hello.
2. My name is ____.
3. What is your name?
HR. Can we talk any longer without me giving you my credit card number?

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Think while it's still legal.

2004-04-05, 5:02 PM #11

DrakenX

Banned

Posts: 96

Quote:

Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
1. Hello.
2. My name is ____.
3. What is your name?
HR. Can we talk any longer without me giving you my credit card number?

I don't think we're playing the same game here fella. I'm playing baseball... I think you're playing D&D

[Edit: No offense to the D&D players, it's just a universal symbol of not getting any.]

[This message has been edited by DrakenX (edited April 05, 2004).]

2004-04-05, 5:05 PM #12

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

We just finished Justins D&D campaign, now we're playing Micks Star Wars campaign, so PWND.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Think while it's still legal.

2004-04-05, 5:13 PM #13

DrakenX

Banned

Posts: 96

I think you pwned yourself there friend.

2004-04-05, 5:15 PM #14

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

*cough* Thanks for pointing that out there.... *cough*

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Think while it's still legal.

2004-04-05, 5:22 PM #15

Correction

Registered User

Posts: 3,077

Yeah, well I've only made it to first base... that is, according to Saiyajin's standards. :\

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2004-04-05, 5:54 PM #16

Evil_Tofu

Annoyed

Posts: 873

Take it from me; you can play DnD and get laid. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-05, 5:58 PM #17

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

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All your base are belong to us! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-05, 6:01 PM #18

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i like baseketball

the game not the movie... even though i do sometimes like the movie

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2004-04-05, 6:07 PM #19

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Quote:

Originally posted by Correction:
Yeah, well I've only made it to first base... that is, according to Saiyajin's standards. :\

You have?! What are your secrets?!

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2004-04-05, 6:07 PM #20

Omicron88

Disappointed

Posts: 1,315

Quote:

w00t third base!

...she's going out with my friend's friend, though. And my friend wants to go out with her, too. I'll just have to kill them all. No prob.

2004-04-05, 6:20 PM #21

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

all of my bases involve sex...

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2004-04-06, 1:38 AM #22

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

^ lol

By the Massassi bases, I'm pretty sure I've gotten to Third! Yayzorz!

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2004-04-06, 5:05 AM #23

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Quote:

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
all of my bases involve sex...

Ok first base I can get my mouth around, it would'nt take a missionary to figure out second base, third base I'm guessing involves the back seat of a Volkswagen... So what the hell is fourth base?

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2004-04-06, 5:05 AM #24

Correction

Registered User

Posts: 3,077

you pay her

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2004-04-06, 5:18 AM #25

Insipid

he's lovin' it

Posts: 783

Quote:

Originally posted by Correction:
you pay her

Isn't that a given?

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Yeah, how's this for odd? My parents haven't been the least bit interested in my love-life my entire life, and now that prom is soon my Dad all of a sudden seems concerned that if I don't find a date and go it will mean I'm a social failure.
I don't get it... I accepted that fact a long time ago, why is he just now realizing it?
- Correction

2004-04-06, 7:37 AM #26

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Quote:

Originally posted by Spork:
Ok first base I can get my mouth around, it would'nt take a missionary to figure out second base, third base I'm guessing involves the back seat of a Volkswagen... So what the hell is fourth base?

A homerun is just like third base, somewhere uncomfortable.

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2004-04-06, 8:25 AM #27

fourwood

Go The Frod

Posts: 489

But third base is in the back of a Volkswagon..

2004-04-06, 8:34 AM #28

XL7

Registered User

Posts: 47

All I know is the crowd goes wild when I'm up to bat cause I always hit a homerun I'm like the Sami Sosa of playin dirty. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-06, 8:43 AM #29

Lord Kuat

The quick for you!

Posts: 2,177

Quote:

Originally posted by Zuljin:
A homerun is just like third base, somewhere uncomfortable.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMEDY GOLD!

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2004-04-06, 12:36 PM #30

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Quote:

a homerun involves standing in a hammock

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2004-04-06, 3:42 PM #31

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil_Tofu:
Take it from me; you can play DnD and get laid.

Wait wait wait. Are we talking about in the campaign, or in the real world??

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2004-04-06, 9:16 PM #32

Hurricane

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Posts: 38

Quote:

69.

...What?

2004-04-06, 9:25 PM #33

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

By Massassi standards, I've got to be the career homerun leader [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-06, 10:31 PM #34

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Quote:

Originally posted by Hurricane:
69.

...What?

Nahhh that's like 1.5

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2004-04-07, 5:21 AM #35

Roger Spruce

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Posts: 3,262

Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger:
By Massassi standards, I've got to be the career homerun leader

Ha... hahaha... hahahaha. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

I'm trying to find a way to turn you and I into Mark and Sammy, but having no luck... but I still win.

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2004-04-07, 5:22 AM #36

Roger Spruce

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Posts: 3,262

Slaps do count, right?

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2004-04-07, 6:39 AM #37

The Master Yoda

Registered User

Posts: 62

Yes but angry sackings do not.

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...

2004-04-07, 8:43 AM #38

Casperhead

Nuthouse Escapee

Posts: 838

Girl freinds lead to destruction.

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2004-04-07, 9:00 AM #39

Jedi Legend

Doesn't Sleep Welll

Posts: 1,380

Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger:
By Massassi standards, I've got to be the career homerun leader

I suspect steroids!

2004-04-07, 9:26 AM #40

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

I dunno. I think its a fight between me and Avenger. I've gotten a girl engaged to me;

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