Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

ForumsDiscussion Forum → The Surrealist
The Surrealist
2004-10-09, 2:02 PM #1
I could post a ton of things you can get from this site, but to be honest there's far too much fun :p Look around and post anything you find funny

[url=www.thesurrealist.co.uk]Clicky[/url]

"Right now, lilos are plotting to try and get a tune out of a fabulous angler. My pillowcase is foldable, and lampshades that I work with may be huge.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most bulbous crisp of my life."
(24 Dreaming)

LividDK
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That television programme is LividDK-flashy, my man."
(The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary)

Just some examples :D
2004-10-09, 2:08 PM #2
Lol I love that dictionary thingy:

penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your penis, dude
2004-10-09, 2:32 PM #3
smash *ni* *krumph!* *pok* bzip jiggle! fwooosh moo fwooosh moo

Random sound effect generator = win. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-09, 2:41 PM #4
Mejezfeld!
2004-10-09, 3:00 PM #5
Muffinman
adj. addicted to alco-pops.

"Jackie is, like, so Muffinman."

:p

Right now, eagles are plotting to genetically mutate a barmy apple pie. My pedestrian is false, and manhole covers that I work with may be computer-generated.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most chunky pimple of my life.
2004-10-09, 3:53 PM #6
.....:eek: ..:confused: ....

Quote:
vagina
adj. likely to trip over violence.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's vagina."



....:eek: .....:confused: ....
2004-10-09, 4:04 PM #7
wang
adj. loud.
"Do you like my unit of currency, girl?" "Yeah, it's wang."
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-09, 4:38 PM #8
Simbachu
v. to sell something in an old fashion.
"We should Simbachu, my friend."

gundam
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Grandma and Jackie are gundam?"

Massassi
adj. not pleasant.
"Sally is, like, so Massassi."

Jedi Knight
n. a person without a unit of currency.
"Sally, that Jedi Knight is so irritating!"
VTEC just kicked in, yo!

↑ Up to the top!