Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → The Naked Chef learns an important lesson...
The Naked Chef learns an important lesson...
2004-04-06, 1:41 PM #1
http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9212270%255E13780,00.html

...don't take your nickname literally.

OUCH

------------------
Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-04-06, 1:46 PM #2
Ouch.

------------------
I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-06, 1:54 PM #3
Yar!

------------------
"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-04-06, 1:54 PM #4
I hope there wasn't any hair in the food. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

------------------
"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-06, 2:05 PM #5
lol i love him. thats gross tho :P he usually wears boxers:P

------------------
[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
2004-04-06, 2:08 PM #6
Yeah, ruined his night alright.

------------------
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-04-06, 3:19 PM #7
Errghh...that's painful to think about.

------------------
<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-04-06, 3:55 PM #8
Okay the only thing I can't figure out is... How did this get in the newspaper? Because um... I for one wouldn't tell anyone about it.

------------------
"So there I was completely naked and covered in tartar sauce..."
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-04-06, 3:59 PM #9
I wonder if he could remove the bandages while they were in Paris... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-06, 4:02 PM #10
Man, and I always cook in the nude!

------------------
When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-06, 5:14 PM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">his two children - Poppy Honey, two, and 11-month-old Daisy Boo</font>


wtf....
2004-04-06, 5:19 PM #12
chris makes a good point... if he names his kids that... i hope he did permanent damage and can have no more kids because no kid deserves a name that bad

------------------
wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-04-06, 5:20 PM #13
ROFL, I didn't even notice that [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-06, 5:33 PM #14
yes, well, how about naming your kids Dweezle and Moon Unit Zappa? Oliver's kids have positively normal names next to that.

------------------
"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-04-06, 6:21 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Charlie:
Okay the only thing I can't figure out is... How did this get in the newspaper? Because um... I for one wouldn't tell anyone about it.</font>


Most celebrity banter like this filters through the media from shows like Letterman or Conan.

------------------
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-04-06, 6:22 PM #16
yousa! i feel for yall, wait, no i dont.
it is very humorous hehehe!

------------------
IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-04-06, 6:48 PM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
Errghh...that's painful to think about.

</font>


Obviously you don't know the male effect. Whenever a guy is struck in the genitals, every man who witnesses will actually cringe and alot of the time, reach for himself in an act of sympathy. I've seen it at a party. A girl punched a guy there and every man in the room literally grabbed themselves in sympathy cause they know the feeling.

------------------
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-04-06, 6:49 PM #18
Hmm, pizza.

------------------
<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-04-06, 6:52 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Women Of Massassi Calendar 'Great Idea At the Time'</font>


When are we going to get one? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

Boo

------------------
<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

[This message has been edited by FastGamerr (edited April 06, 2004).]
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-04-06, 6:59 PM #20
That made me laugh so hard I feel out of my chair.
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
2004-04-06, 7:57 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
Obviously you don't know the male effect. Whenever a guy is struck in the genitals, every man who witnesses will actually cringe and alot of the time, reach for himself in an act of sympathy. I've seen it at a party. A girl punched a guy there and every man in the room literally grabbed themselves in sympathy cause they know the feeling.
</font>

Oh trust me, I know the "male effect" very well. I was cringing when I read that article.


------------------
<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-04-06, 8:27 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
Obviously you don't know the male effect. Whenever a guy is struck in the genitals, every man who witnesses will actually cringe and alot of the time, reach for himself in an act of sympathy. I've seen it at a party. A girl punched a guy there and every man in the room literally grabbed themselves in sympathy cause they know the feeling.

</font>


Actually, I think he does, since it was "painful to think about".

------------------
I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-04-07, 12:12 AM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Boo
</font>


I can't believe I missed the second edition! That.is.awesome

------------------
/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-04-07, 12:34 AM #24
I'm halfway through the third one...been slack, since I've got four months worth of material now. Oh well, we'll call it an Easter issue.

------------------
Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1 & 2 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-04-07, 1:05 AM #25
THis is very amusing stuff.

------------------
"Apples rule. If it weren't for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we'd all have apples."
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-04-07, 5:46 AM #26
Well, I'm definately not going to buy myself a hot dog for lunch today.

-- SavageX

------------------
"...and if you don't like that, then you need to be slugged in the face repeatedly, until my hands are soaked in blood. Have a nice day!"
http://www.savagex.net
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-04-07, 5:52 AM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
THis is very amusing stuff.

</font>

Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-04-07, 6:37 AM #28
He should've used a non-stick spray.

------------------
free mp3 ~Jump - Young America

new album comes out April 20th
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-04-07, 6:38 AM #29
O_o
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
2004-04-07, 6:41 AM #30
Lucky it didn't catch on fire...but maybe he deserves that...

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

------@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2004-04-07, 9:20 AM #31
pucka mate!!!

pucka Ive burnt me Nadgers mate!! Well good!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-04-07, 9:25 AM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Boo

</font>


Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-04-07, 10:28 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Boo
</font>

Don't tell me the publication has stopped!


------------------
<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

↑ Up to the top!