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German Forklift Safety Video
2003-07-20, 9:41 AM #1
Wow.

http://home.astrakan.hig.se/sax/rokka/files/staplerfahrer_klaus.wmv

It's pretty dull for the first couple of minutes, but from that point forward... wow.
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2003-07-20, 9:54 AM #2
That was better than Chin2...

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2003-07-20, 9:55 AM #3
uh...

uh...

I really don't know what to say

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2003-07-20, 10:01 AM #4
Kinda reminds me of this:
[http://www.classicbattletech.com/files//472912-Forklift%20Safety.jpg]

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2003-07-20, 10:21 AM #5
Oh boy... hahahahaha... That was too good. Thanks, Kedri. I really needed a good laugh.
2003-07-20, 11:08 AM #6
OMG!
When I was in a German drivers education class, I saw that video!
*dies*

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2003-07-20, 12:59 PM #7
That was foul!

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2003-07-20, 1:39 PM #8
HOLY ****

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2003-07-20, 1:51 PM #9
Good greif! Thats awful!

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2003-07-20, 1:53 PM #10
Hehe. I saw that about a year ago, then lost it and couldn't find it again. I suppose it'd be fun to translate it. From what I've seen, the whole thing is a joke, which isn't too hard to figure out anyway.

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2003-07-20, 1:59 PM #11
OMG that was just . . . weird. The last half was pretty much a comedic horror film.

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2003-07-20, 2:16 PM #12
It was pretty funny, but I would like to find out what they're saying.

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2003-07-20, 3:01 PM #13
When I grow up, I'm going to be just like Klaus the Forklift Operator.

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2003-07-20, 3:05 PM #14
An incompetent maroon?

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2003-07-20, 3:06 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
OMG that was just . . . weird. The last half was pretty much a comedic horror film.

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Are you saying you didn't find it to be of educational value?


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2003-07-20, 3:10 PM #16
Bloodbath, yay!

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2003-07-20, 3:37 PM #17
That was... different.

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2003-07-20, 5:57 PM #18
I feel such...joy.

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2003-07-20, 6:59 PM #19
Dear.. God..

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2003-07-20, 7:19 PM #20
why are there such varying opinions. From LOL to OMG AHHH!!!

I give it a lol...

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2003-07-20, 8:13 PM #21
Is it bloody?

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2003-07-20, 8:16 PM #22
Yes, but not in a realistic way.

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2003-07-20, 10:06 PM #23
Hahaha...oh goodness, violence is fun.

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2003-07-20, 10:21 PM #24
This would make even Jason say "oh man that's not right.."

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2003-07-21, 4:08 AM #25
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Are you saying you didn't find it to be of educational value?
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No, I did learn what not to do with a forklift for safety purposes. Also, I learned that if someone does make a safety error, many bad things will go wrong, I should probably get out of the way, and I should watch the mayhem for entertainment purposes. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


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2003-07-21, 5:39 AM #26
one word, lustig!

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2003-07-21, 10:11 AM #27
So much pain, so much agony, so much fun... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
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2003-07-21, 2:48 PM #28
LMFAO!!!
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2003-07-21, 4:29 PM #29
Geez, they sure do have alot of accidents happen at once in that movie.

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2003-07-21, 4:31 PM #30
pointless violence...i love it.

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2003-07-21, 7:07 PM #31
that.....was.....awesome

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2004-04-07, 11:49 AM #32
That was the greatest few minutes of my day... hahahahahahahaha oh I know I should be laughing but hahahahaha.
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2004-04-07, 11:53 AM #33
What . . . the hell?

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2004-04-07, 11:57 AM #34
*sniff* memories... *sniff*
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