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Vibrate for me also!!
2004-10-12, 3:29 AM #1
Today I have my induction day at my new job, I need to make a good impression, in terms of appearance and confidence.

Started new skin medicines, but makes my face dry and red, and its difficult to hide. What the hell can I do about it? Not much!

And supposed to be getting it on/asking out lizzie girl from uni, I NEED GOOD LUCK!!

Jiggle for me my pretties, JIGGLE/OSCILLATE/JOSTLE/JERK for me :D
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-10-12, 3:32 AM #2
/me turns on his oscilloscope
/me whips out his Gamecube controller
/me gets out his bop-it
/me gets out his moms vib- errr...


Good luck.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-12, 4:59 AM #3
/me oscillates at a frequency of 440 vibrations per second
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-10-12, 5:39 AM #4
/me begins a motion described by x=Asin(wt+theta)+xo.
Stuff
2004-10-12, 6:04 AM #5
(thoes can be deleted now you know...)

*jerks for clan*
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-10-12, 6:40 AM #6
I aint jerking or vibrating anything, buddy... But I will oscilate.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-10-12, 7:10 AM #7
Does spasming work?
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-10-12, 7:25 AM #8
*jiggles back and forth*
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-10-12, 8:18 AM #9
Can I drunkenly stumble?
D E A T H
2004-10-12, 12:41 PM #10
Vibrates so much that you make a GREAT impression, have beautiful skin, get the girl, and finish the SG-1 mod ;) (in one day)
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2004-10-12, 12:45 PM #11
Good luck ;)
Pissed Off?
2004-10-12, 12:51 PM #12
Pf, you can do the vibrating yourself when you hump Lizzie.
2004-10-12, 1:00 PM #13
I'll jerk for you any day, Ruthypoo.
2004-10-12, 3:46 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by gothicX
Pf, you can do the vibrating yourself when you hump Lizzie.


u sound so british!

end of day results:

- work went well but the job will be stressful

- Had awkward moment with lizzie but now I think we made progress

- skin improving!

Life is good! :cool:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-10-12, 3:51 PM #15
/me vibrates cheap-sex-toy style.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2004-10-12, 4:19 PM #16
/me vibrates from firing SG-1 P90
*click click click*
/me hits reload
/me starts vibrating again
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-10-12, 4:23 PM #17
Ruthven, some good hand/face lotion should work wonders. It's what I use and although doesnt completely get rid of redness it makes it feel better and if you peel easily it makes that dissapear.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2004-10-12, 4:42 PM #18
All my acne (I didn't have that much to begin with) went away when I started using pure water (carbon-filtered tap water) to wash my face. No soap, nothing. Just rub really hard with the washcloth.


It makes sense in a way-- all of that crap people put on their skin is bound to cause problems b/c its not natural, whereas water is.

I haven't had anything major in over a year, so it seems to be working.
2004-10-12, 4:45 PM #19
Quote:
JERK for me


:eek: No.
2004-10-12, 5:07 PM #20
I vibrate from the shock of seeing everyone vibrating.

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