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"The color of my last car...was a little on the dark side."
2004-10-12, 9:06 AM #1
This is brilliant on so many levels:

http://www.acc.umu.se/~klabbe/star_wars_joke.wmv
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2004-10-12, 9:12 AM #2
AHHAHAA :o
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2004-10-12, 9:17 AM #3
That was awsome. :D
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2004-10-12, 9:34 AM #4
That was genuinely funny the entire way through.

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2004-10-12, 9:50 AM #5
I saw it on TV ageessssss ago, it's one of our many impressionist's tv shows.
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2004-10-12, 9:54 AM #6
His name is Jon Culshaw, funny guy.
2004-10-12, 9:55 AM #7
I loved that on so many levels.
2004-10-12, 11:15 AM #8
That's funny.

It's very good, until Darth Vader shows up. Then it ceases to be clever, adn becomes silly.
2004-10-12, 12:13 PM #9
He's a funny guy that Jon
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2004-10-12, 12:20 PM #10
Your bakery products are weak!
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2004-10-12, 12:35 PM #11
OMG. Like, best thing, evar.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-10-12, 12:50 PM #12
Awesome
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2004-10-12, 1:11 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
I loved that on so many levels.

2004-10-12, 1:41 PM #14
That is sooo great.
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2004-10-12, 1:57 PM #15
Kick-***. :D
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2004-10-12, 1:59 PM #16
Awesome.

"A metric speedometer, I see. No Imperial entanglements."
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2004-10-12, 2:53 PM #17
That's cute.
2004-10-12, 2:56 PM #18
I'm very confused:confused:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-12, 2:59 PM #19
LOL, that was quite funny. Loved how they fought with loafs of bread instead of sabers. That was a riot!
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2004-10-12, 3:03 PM #20
Teehee, awesome. :D
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2004-10-12, 3:33 PM #21
THAT ROCKS!
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2004-10-12, 3:50 PM #22
"Your bakery products are weak old man!"

haha, thats the best :)
2004-10-12, 3:54 PM #23
<3 Brit Comedy

Shaw's Gladiator Maximus Decimus was even better
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2004-10-12, 3:59 PM #24
Finally, something that is actually funny. Thanks. :D
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2004-10-12, 4:02 PM #25
Too awesome.

:)
2004-10-12, 6:04 PM #26
That was a really good Obi Wan impression to say the least.
2004-10-12, 6:35 PM #27
Aheheheheh, very clever.
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2004-10-12, 11:30 PM #28
Pretty well done.
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2004-10-13, 9:49 AM #29
lmao that's awesome :D:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Mmmm.
2004-10-13, 9:57 AM #30
Hee.

One of my favourite Dead Ringers sketches was that one with the newsreader, that was going to interview a man that refuses to use metric units as per government regulations (as some bakers and things have done), and it went to Darth Vader.
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2004-10-13, 10:58 AM #31
Freaking awesome.
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2004-10-14, 9:33 PM #32
That was brilliant. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face if I was him. :)
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2004-10-14, 9:53 PM #33
Today we were watching a movie about the French Revolution and the old reporter guy walked out of a bakery with like 5 sticks of French bread and I yelled out "YOUR BAKERY PRODUCTS ARE WEAK OLD MAN" and everyone just looked at me.
2004-10-14, 10:11 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Today we were watching a movie about the French Revolution and the old reporter guy walked out of a bakery with like 5 sticks of French bread and I yelled out "YOUR BAKERY PRODUCTS ARE WEAK OLD MAN" and everyone just looked at me.


Game over man, game over!
2004-10-14, 10:48 PM #35
GAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHHAAA!!!!!!:eek:

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