Let's see...

SavageX
ShadowX
GothicX
DrakenX

I was going to be MysticX... but I decided against it...

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I check my e-mail.

StaticX

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Welcome. That'll be one soul at the door, and no, you can't have it back.

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Our very existence is at stake

MBeggarX

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Lat rocks my box with sox

I miss staticx

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Hola, ?Que Tal?

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Hello.

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Yeah, how's this for odd? My parents haven't been the least bit interested in my love-life my entire life, and now that prom is soon my Dad all of a sudden seems concerned that if I don't find a date and go it will mean I'm a social failure.
I don't get it... I accepted that fact a long time ago, why is he just now realizing it?
- Correction

Howdy partner. Im sorry to say Massassi arnt not the redneck lands like you think. Im mean it would be cool if we rounded up the old cattle. Rode out to herd some steers. But massassi is like the wild wild west. I mean I myself is the fastest verbal gunslinger In all the massassi. Yeeehaaa!

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All your my forums, belong to me.
Duel Roadkill
Who wants to play BOOM 3?
BOOM 3

Thems fighting words Casper. I challenge you to a duel.

....Talk.

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Yeah, how's this for odd? My parents haven't been the least bit interested in my love-life my entire life, and now that prom is soon my Dad all of a sudden seems concerned that if I don't find a date and go it will mean I'm a social failure.
I don't get it... I accepted that fact a long time ago, why is he just now realizing it?
- Correction

I accept that duel parter meet me on mirc 5 O' clock at sundown. The Looser of da duel. get's hanged at dawn. The winner. Get's a nice cold bloody marry. Yeeehaaa

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All your my forums, belong to me.
Duel Roadkill
Who wants to play BOOM 3?
BOOM 3

daylight savings remember

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Blue, no yellow, AHHHHHHHHHH

Well let's be thankful where all not forced to work here.



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Some rednecks in my town don't even know what that is.

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All your my forums, belong to me.
Duel Roadkill
Who wants to play BOOM 3?
BOOM 3

Casper, you're not funny. Just so you know.

That was more stupid than anything...

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XL7 wuz here.

And your not gothic.

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All your my forums, belong to me.
Duel Roadkill
Who wants to play BOOM 3?
BOOM 3

I just had to quote myself.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

*Settles self down into one of the Massassi grandfather chairs (reserved solely for the old and decrepid -> eg: anything/"person"/inanimate object, that has seen at least 2 decades) and watches the youngsters go gunslinging. With no guns. To the death. Contestants are reminded to fight quickly and fairly (and Lord knows -> don't stain the Massassi green-black rug - it's a devil to clean...

Other than that, welcome aboard DrakenX - you've already handed your soul over at the door, so all that remains is to say "Good luck...." . T'is a one way ride to purgatory around here, so mind the sharp tongues (especially the tongue that resides within the creature of hallowed reputation - "The MadQuack" !!! ) and just "enjoy" whatever notion you can remember of having a "life" (or a "soul" - we're not fussy, but they usually go hand-in-hand )...

-Jackpot

PS: And see sig -> gothicX speaks the truth

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

Oh yeah! If you have any paranormal encounters, UFO stories, or odd stories all together, please feel free to tell me them via, d.dfuller@verizon.net

I'm a super-natural freak!

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

MegaMan X? I talk to God. That makes me more of a freak.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 06, 2004).]

Not unless he talks back...

The loser should be dead by the end of the little gunfight

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Hello! Make sure to visit the other forums here as well

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The Vision Cycle series
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I used to go by DSettahrX on some websites... that was years ago though. I dont think any of the websites even still exist...

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And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...
DSettahr's Homepage | Cantina Cloud | Rally NY

Kia ora.

First person to tell me what language that is will be awarded a Cracked Sash of Knowledge +1.

Welcome, just keep a close watch on Jon`Cs sexual advances and you'll do fine.

I think you have me confused for someone about 2 feet shorter, lumpier, weaker, with glasses and bad hair.

But I can understand the confusion. You're new here.

It's a really crappy carton drink which tastes what bleach would taste like if bleach tasted of orange crap.

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"Apples rule. If it weren't for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we'd all have apples."

"Kia ora" exists in a few languages, mostly aboriginal based.

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Roach - I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.--Frank Lloyd Wright

0 of 14.

*blows dust off welcome message*

Species on this website:

-Human This being exists for around 20 minutes. After that time has passed, he/she/it mutates to the next stage. See NON-HUMAN/MASSASSIAN.

-Non-human/Massassian The second stage, and for most people the last. This person is no longer a human being, for their soul is taken and kept under guard by the MBS. See MBS and HUMAN.

-Troll Ghastly being that somehow keeps their soul and floods with posts reflecting their intelligence (very low). Tend to get banned very quickly by ADMIN and MOD. Also, some have been bad enough to warrent attention from the MBS. See MBS, ADMIN and MOD.

-MOD A lesser form of ADMIN. Species unsure, suspect angelic or similar. Treat with respect. Sworn enemies of TROLL. See ADMIN.

-ADMIN Species unknown, however what data we have collected points to a deity or a god of some form. Carries the ultimate responsibily and power. Extremely dangerous being, to be treated with caution. All aspire to this position. Also sworn enemies of TROLL. Most have membership in the MBS.

-MBS The Massassi Brute Squad. Founder SithNazgul, Second In Command is Pommy, an Ex-ADMIN. An extremeist group with one purpose in mind: Utter destruction of TROLLs and protection of www.massassi.net and its members. The current group is the second. The first was disbanded by Wolfy, an ADMIN, after an incident involving his house, an extremly well aimed incendiary grenade by Checksum, and a wrong address. Safeguards have since been put into place to prevent this happening again. See ADMIN

-GBK Strange being of MOD powers. Extremely anti Microsoft, and just as pro-*nix. On technology threads regarding Windows problems or the like, he is gaurenteed to only post "Phoenix" with a link to the aforementioned browser. See MOD.

-MADQUACK EXTREMELY dangerous being. Species unknown (no one was brave enough to find out). APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.



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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori

Wow... were you bored one day or something.

Broadly speaking, yes.

There was a period where we had quite a few people joining...so I had a long list of the species. So one day I just copied it to a text file. Its in my "Who knows" folder

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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori

THEIR BACK...
IN...
GREEN?

M. B. S.
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This summer, experience the most thrilling adventure of all time! Join SithNazgul and the team as they fight off trolls and baddies, all to protect one thing, BRIAN'S SOUL BAG!!![/b]

With a little help from GBK and GoY, the MBS squad will fight of MadQuack's minions and save the souls and all of Massassi. But in the end, who will win?
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Coming to a theatre near you.

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

[This message has been edited by Cosmic Castaway (edited April 07, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by Cosmic Castaway (edited April 07, 2004).]

Good one, Cosmic...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

I like it... should win an oscar for best man love scene.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

LOL, I don't know how many times I've seen you respond with JUST that. It's really quite funny!

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

"One thing you have to learn, my friend. There is always time for a beer."

Say where that quote is from, and you shall get the least stale of the cookies that i manage to steal.

Normally this would not be too hard, but from the respoces from the "Most upsetting fictional moment", i have come toi the conclution that the show is not as well-known as it deserves to be.

By the way, has Elain shown up yet to give him the tour? i don't think i saw her round these parts.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

welcome

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"Bantha's are filthy animals.......I don't eat filthy animals."

"Laugh it up Fuzzball!"
-Han Solo

HaHA! Post count +1!

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Yen is but one part of a larger problem in japan's bumbling attempts to pull out of a seemingly endless stagnation -Googlism