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Last Resort
2004-10-14, 7:51 PM #1
Does anyone know of any cool/famous/common ways of saying "last resort"?

Go for it!
2004-10-14, 7:53 PM #2
This is it........?
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-14, 7:59 PM #3
"So it has come to this. I have no choice. Martha, stay focused. I need some paper, a horse, coconuts and a dead kangaroo...."
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-10-14, 8:01 PM #4
"Posting on Mikus' thread"
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2004-10-14, 8:01 PM #5
Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause.
Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead.
2004-10-14, 8:03 PM #6
I Have not yet begun to Send out the Last of it
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-10-14, 8:05 PM #7
"Well here goes nothing"

*hyperdrive failing sounds*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-10-14, 8:13 PM #8
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George W. Bush did not send troops into Iraq as a ____ ______


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Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-14, 8:35 PM #9
"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort..."
Stuff
2004-10-14, 8:46 PM #10
The end is nigh, and I mean last nigh
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-10-14, 11:10 PM #11
"Son, this is what happens when you **** a complete stranger in the ***!"
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-10-15, 12:14 AM #12
And now, we die.
2004-10-15, 12:19 AM #13
We're royally ****ed
Pissed Off?
2004-10-15, 2:45 AM #14
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a **** before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
2004-10-15, 3:17 AM #15
"Go to plan B!"
"Plan B? What the hell is plan B?"

"Is this still plan B?"
"Ahh no, this is DEFINATELY plan C"
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.

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