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The Truth About Kerry
2004-10-19, 5:26 PM #1
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~drtaylor/kerry/kerry.html

It's a bit one sided, but it's midly amusing.
2004-10-19, 5:31 PM #2
Hee hee hee.
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2004-10-19, 5:36 PM #3
:)
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2004-10-19, 5:36 PM #4
Haha, that was awesome.

"John Kerry supports creepy stalker types."
2004-10-19, 5:37 PM #5
I laughed out loud more than once. Test = passed.
2004-10-19, 5:39 PM #6
Technically that one caption should read "ugly people support John Kerry" not 'tother way round.
2004-10-19, 5:42 PM #7
ahaha...my favorite is "John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist."
2004-10-19, 5:51 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by MentatMM
ahaha...my favorite is "John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist."


Quoted for truth.
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2004-10-19, 5:53 PM #9
Heh heh, right on.
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2004-10-19, 5:53 PM #10
Good Stuff :D
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2004-10-19, 5:56 PM #11
FINALLY a kerry spoof! everybody spoofs bush!
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2004-10-19, 6:05 PM #12
lol
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2004-10-19, 6:29 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by MentatMM
ahaha...my favorite is "John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist."


EDIT: Nm, I'm dumb.
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Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-10-19, 7:14 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Macro_Roshuma
FINALLY a kerry spoof! everybody spoofs bush!


Well Bush definatly gives more reason. This was funny as hell though.
2004-10-19, 7:14 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by MentatMM
ahaha...my favorite is "John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist."


my fav as well
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-10-19, 8:15 PM #16
Entertaining. Some of you might like this as well. Streaming video of The Breck Girl, I mean Edwards, fixing his hair.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2108216/slideshow/2108085/entry/2108087/speed/100
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2004-10-19, 9:38 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by MentatMM
ahaha...my favorite is "John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist."
Hahaha...

This was great.
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2004-10-19, 9:42 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by MentatMM
ahaha...my favorite is "John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist."

Mine too!
That whole thing is great! It reminds me of this.
The racist one is soooo great. I'm laughing just thinking about it, and the look on that guy's face.
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2004-10-19, 11:18 PM #19
Is that Tom Arnold in the ugly people pic?...
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2004-10-19, 11:20 PM #20
Quote:
John Kerry supports using evil powers to blast back a crowd.


Hah.
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2004-10-19, 11:54 PM #21
Hahahahha

The racist pic is hilarious...also that video of John Edwards is hilarious...the funniest part is that his hair looks exactly the same from start to finish and he speends like 5 minutes straight working on it...also the commentary was hilarious "he prepares for the hairspray by closing his eyes expectently like a child" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA......and he keeps them closed for like 10 seconds after she stops spraying lol.
2004-10-20, 4:26 AM #22
Quote:
Is that Tom Arnold in the ugly people pic?...


Yes. He's been known to take out entire villages with his forehead.
2004-10-20, 4:31 AM #23
"John Kerry supports the crane kick as a finishing move."

Brilliant :D
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2004-10-20, 5:37 AM #24
"John Kerry supports putting immigrant kids back in the Atlantic."

Classic stuff.
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2004-10-20, 7:39 AM #25
This is classic. this is why people should vote for Kerry; Bush is just going on with his "war on terriers". (Dangit, I couldn't find the pic for this; all of the stories with it are no longer posted online)
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2004-10-20, 7:57 AM #26
Lol, thats the first thing ive read in a while that acctually made me laugh. Best bits were, John Kerry supports creepy stalker types.

John Kerry supports making a joke that only one dude knows is racist
nope.
2004-10-20, 8:13 AM #27
"John Kerry supports the crane kick as a finishing move."

top stuff!
2004-10-20, 11:29 AM #28
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I'm pretty sure none of this is true, seeing as I made it up...but it doesn't
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-20, 12:08 PM #29
:) :D ;) :cool: :p
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