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i met a russian girl
2004-10-20, 2:39 PM #1
she contacted me through friendster and wants to start corresponding with me.
in her first real e-mail to my own e-mail address, she stated that she dreams of a good person to have family with (that's a long, long shot).
she sent a pic and she is VERY hot (it might not even be her ha!)

the funny thing is, my former co-worker and i used to surf the russian bride sites and rate the girls there. we'd do it all the time. and i always liked the girls named svetlana no matter what they looked like.
this girl's name is svetlana.
i'm in love with her already.
;) this will be fun.

anyone else correspond with someone far away they met kinda like this?
2004-10-20, 2:51 PM #2
Is she for yourself or are you keeping her for your future video with BFD?

...

:o
2004-10-20, 2:53 PM #3
You email her back:

"Ok, I've decided to marry you. Enclosed my paypal information for the money for you, hope you come in the mail soon!"
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2004-10-20, 3:00 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
the funny thing is, my former co-worker and i used to surf the russian bride sites and rate the girls there. we'd do it all the time.


...well, sure beats working I guess. :p

It'd be funny if she was a man.
2004-10-20, 3:26 PM #5
Wait, aren't you already married, Evad? I thought you were 32, married, and had 2 kids! :confused:
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-20, 3:29 PM #6
Meh, merely a minor detail.
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2004-10-20, 3:31 PM #7
There's this new amazing invention called "ending a marriage even after having children."
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2004-10-20, 3:59 PM #8
What does it say about a person that uses a computer to pick up girls instead of like, I don't know, talking to them. At least that way you can tell if they are a man or not... at least most of the time that is.
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2004-10-20, 4:10 PM #9
divorced with 2 boys. and 35 now (man i'm old).
i hang out with girls but this chick contacted me out of the blue from friendster. and i hadn't been on there in months.
kinda puzzling.
2004-10-20, 4:11 PM #10
Perhaps it's your co-worker.
2004-10-20, 4:14 PM #11
i e-mailed him and grilled him about it. ha!!
i told him the photo was digitally signed so i know it come from him. he wouldn't know if that was bull or not.
he said it wasn't him.
2004-10-20, 4:15 PM #12
Post the pic.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-20, 4:23 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Ewoklover
Post the pic. [/SIZE]
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2004-10-20, 4:26 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Ewoklover
Post the pic.
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2004-10-20, 4:30 PM #15
Whatever you do, don't post your potential new wife on Massassi. Just don't.
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2004-10-20, 4:40 PM #16
I agree with Tracer. Only a select few have seen my future wife;)
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-10-20, 4:42 PM #17
yes, first we have to see your old wife
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2004-10-20, 4:51 PM #18
how come you get so many wives... or future/past wives? luckey.
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2004-10-20, 4:53 PM #19
Be wary, good chance that she might be trying to get involved with you for a green card :P
2004-10-20, 4:58 PM #20
pfft... who cares if she's hot???

:p
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2004-10-20, 5:02 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad ...the funny thing is, my former co-worker and i used to surf the russian bride sites and rate the girls there. we'd do it all the time.


In Soviet Russia, girls rate you!
2004-10-20, 5:09 PM #22
You sure it's not your former coworker playing a huge joke on you?
2004-10-20, 5:20 PM #23
Geezer alert! Post a pic.
2004-10-20, 5:21 PM #24
You must be completely sure about this. The internet can be a cruel thing.

But, I wish you luck. :)
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2004-10-20, 5:31 PM #25
i figure she's looking for a way to north america.
i won't take it seriously. just have fun with it.
although while talking to a present co-worker, i found out he married his wife while she still lived in russia and she will be over here soon.
2004-10-20, 5:38 PM #26
I might be nice too meet some one at least once in person before you agree to marry her. :rolleyes:
2004-10-20, 5:41 PM #27
Sounds a little too coincidental... But Russian chicks, *prrrr* :)
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2004-10-20, 6:05 PM #28
^ i agree. i love the accent and the fact they are from russia.
2004-10-20, 6:13 PM #29
Haha, digitally signed. It was worth a try.
2004-10-20, 8:48 PM #30
Jesus Christ.
2004-10-20, 8:59 PM #31
Actually, I don't think he posts here much anymore. :(
2004-10-20, 9:18 PM #32
Yeah. Her name is Natsuki. She lives in Japan, and her English is awful, but I'm helping her with her English. She's also helping me with my Japanese.
2004-10-20, 11:54 PM #33
Thanks for the info!
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2004-10-21, 2:04 AM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by FastGamerr
Thanks for the info!


You do realize it was on topic right?
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2004-10-21, 6:44 AM #35
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2004-10-21, 6:49 AM #36
There are two Jaiphs sitting on your shoulder Evad. One is good and pure and is saying to not post a picture on this thread and cease all discussion right now for your own sake.

The other just stabbed the pure one in the eye socket, post the damn picture.
2004-10-21, 7:01 AM #37
Post the picture.

Post the picture.

POST THE F****** PICTURE!!!!
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2004-10-21, 7:41 AM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Brian
Geezer alert! Post a pic.


Even Brian says so! DO IT
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2004-10-21, 8:22 AM #39
Dont give in to the masses!!

PM me the pic :D
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2004-10-21, 9:40 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Jereiaki
In Soviet Russia, girls rate you!


in free america, girls rate you
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
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