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She Closed Airport to Avoid Vacation with Boyfriend
2004-04-08, 10:33 AM #1
She Closed Airport to Avoid Vacation with Boyfriend

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">DUESSELDORF, Germany (Reuters) - A Croatian woman was convicted Thursday of disturbing the peace for phoning a bomb threat to Duesseldorf airport to get out of a vacation with her boyfriend.</font>


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2004-04-08, 10:35 AM #2
Man... where I come from, girls just dump you when they decide they don't like you anymore.

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2004-04-08, 10:36 AM #3
kwazy foreigners

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2004-04-08, 11:05 AM #4
You mean you've never called in a bomb threat to get out of something you don'y want to do?

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2004-04-08, 12:26 PM #5
Greenboy phones recongamer.. THERES A BOMB IN THE SERVER ROOM.

Well, I wont have to post for awhile now.

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2004-04-08, 12:31 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Man... where I come from, girls just dump you when they decide they don't like you anymore.</font>


Its the same here... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-08, 12:40 PM #7
... unforunatly. I'd much rather have a bomb threat than be dumped.

Wait...

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2004-04-08, 12:44 PM #8
Ah... the ol' "Bomb Threat" trick. Who hasn't had that pulled on them by countless women...
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2004-04-08, 2:21 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Its the same here... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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tis how it works, yes.

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2004-04-08, 2:47 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Janitor Bob:
Ah... the ol' "Bomb Threat" trick. Who hasn't had that pulled on them by countless women...</font>


That's the ultimate form of rejection. She would rather be a suspected terrorist than go somewhere with you!
2004-04-08, 2:52 PM #11
rofl!

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2004-04-08, 3:54 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
You mean you've never called in a bomb threat to get out of something you don'y want to do?

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Maybe.... :shiftyeyes:

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2004-04-08, 4:00 PM #13
A completely logical, rational decision. What's all the fuss about [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-04-09, 4:46 AM #14
Hey I got an idea how to get out of work on Monday.

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