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svetlana
2004-10-21, 5:56 PM #1
the russian girl.
she's either a fat old french or german guy (pick any country) and i assume she is either going to ask me for money or ask me to marry her so she can come to canada (if she's not a fat guy).

[http://home.cogeco.ca/~darthevad/pics/svetlana.jpg]
2004-10-21, 6:01 PM #2
...I warned you not to do that.
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2004-10-21, 6:06 PM #3
sweet jesus:eek:

Quote:
she sent a pic and she is VERY hot (it might not even be her ha!)

Aha!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-21, 6:06 PM #4
:eek:
<3
free(jin);
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2004-10-21, 6:06 PM #5
ehh... what do i care? :/
she just sent me another pic too.
2004-10-21, 6:08 PM #6
POST NOW PLZ
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-21, 6:12 PM #7
Have you spoken to her on the phone????
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-21, 6:15 PM #8
no. just by e-mail. she found me on friendster.
2004-10-21, 6:18 PM #9
Well, post the other one, too then!
2004-10-21, 6:31 PM #10
[http://home.cogeco.ca/~darthevad/pics/svetlana1.jpg]
2004-10-21, 6:33 PM #11
Judging from that first picture she is already married.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-10-21, 6:46 PM #12
oh my goodness you are going to burn in Hell.
It's not a good comando name
2004-10-21, 6:51 PM #13
Post pictures of your old wife too, please...

What? :o
2004-10-21, 6:53 PM #14
i r teh jealous
free(jin);
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2004-10-21, 6:55 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Bobbert006
Judging from that first picture she is already married.


Yeah, funny that
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2004-10-21, 6:57 PM #16
She doesn't look like good wife material.
2004-10-21, 7:05 PM #17
like i say, she is either going to ask for money, ask to come to canada, or she is just a russian girl wanting to correspond with someone in an english speaking country to learn the language, conversationally (this last one i doubt, but the first two are stereotypes so...).
2004-10-21, 7:07 PM #18
beautiful
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-10-21, 7:24 PM #19
Just ask for nudies and get your rightful internet dating booty. It's something she expects when being online, Dave. What have you got to lose?

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2004-10-21, 7:28 PM #20
In the last thread, you seemed pretty interested. Now you don't seem to care. Why the change?
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2004-10-21, 7:31 PM #21
it was a surprise at first. but i realize the 98% chance that it's gonna turn into a failed scam. :/

i'm still surprised though.
2004-10-21, 7:32 PM #22
What with the light brown/silver hair?
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2004-10-21, 7:41 PM #23
I dunno, she just looks like a James Bond enemy.
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2004-10-21, 7:59 PM #24
Ask her to take a picture holding up todays newspaper.
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2004-10-21, 8:01 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Bobbert006
Judging from that first picture she is already married.


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2004-10-21, 8:09 PM #26
Is the American custom of ring finger marriages carried into Russia as well? I can not deny ignorance of the customs of the Russian community.
2004-10-21, 9:48 PM #27
I have no idea how widespread the ring thing is. I assume it came to the US from Europe.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-10-21, 9:51 PM #28
It is in Ukraine, but they put it on the opposite hand.
2004-10-21, 10:17 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Tracer
...I warned you not to do that.
Brian has higher authority than you ;) :D

I should run away now... :o
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2004-10-21, 10:36 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by JorBo
Ask her to take a picture holding up todays newspaper.


Ask for a picture of her with a sign that says "honk if you like JK".
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2004-10-21, 10:43 PM #31
heh, shame that if she took a legit interest in you then found out you exploited her like this here and said screw this guy...

Irony is great
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2004-10-21, 11:08 PM #32
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I dunno, she just looks like a James Bond enemy.


No, Perfect Dark.

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2004-10-22, 12:25 AM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Z@NARDI
I dunno, she just looks like a James Bond enemy.

Gold.
2004-10-22, 10:40 AM #34
I woudnt mind cracking into that

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2004-10-22, 10:49 AM #35
She is very attractive.
2004-10-22, 11:54 AM #36
Notice the padded mental institution walls in the back of the second picture.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-22, 2:23 PM #37
she is e-mailing me every day now (well for 3 days in a row).

[http://home.cogeco.ca/~darthevad/pics/svetlana2.jpg]
2004-10-22, 2:26 PM #38
Fly her over, hump with efficiency that rivals soviet bunnies, and then call immigration services so you don't have to deal with the awkward post-copulation time period.
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2004-10-22, 2:34 PM #39
I concur with JG's request. By the way, she is a man and could probably out drink you.
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2004-10-22, 3:13 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Roach
Fly her over, hump with efficiency that rivals soviet bunnies, and then call immigration services so you don't have to deal with the awkward post-copulation time period.


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