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Ever wanted to control a chicken?
2004-04-08, 1:13 AM #1
Now's your chance
2004-04-08, 1:32 AM #2
this is brilliant, but somehow my self-righteousness prevents me from typing "Ram into the TV"

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-04-08, 1:33 AM #3
heh... what cant the chicken do? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-08, 1:40 AM #4
ram into the tv apparently, and jumping on couches isn't in his contract i guess.

[07:34:08] <Sebediah> bah.
[07:34:14] <Sebediah> i told him to jump on the couch
[07:34:18] <Sebediah> he stands in front of it.
[07:34:24] <Sebediah> and looks like he's taking a leak..
[07:34:26] <Sebediah> O_o

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-04-08, 1:56 AM #5
I told him to hump the sofa. It was funny.

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2004-04-08, 2:49 AM #6
'die' hehe

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2004-04-08, 2:59 AM #7
I told him to stand on his head and he couldn't do it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-08, 3:01 AM #8
"Kill yourself" isn't a command yet...I'm displeased.

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0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-04-08, 3:08 AM #9
Somebody tell him to get a real job. I can't seem to bring myself to do it [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-08, 3:12 AM #10
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I told him to stand on his head and he couldn't do it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Hehe, I tried that. Then I asked him to do a cartwheel! He could do that.

I also told him to get a real job.. he jumped on the sofa.

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2004-04-08, 3:33 AM #11
Rofl [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
I honestly can't stay on this thing for long... for some reason it makes me feel guilty. I know it shouldn't, I mean, it's his fault he's there, but it does. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-08, 3:41 AM #12
I told him to flap his wings... I can't stand doing anything else to him.

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2004-04-08, 3:49 AM #13
Well, I got over my self-righteousness.

Tell him to headbang, it's really funny


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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-04-08, 4:13 AM #14
[http://murc13.homestead.com/files/chicken.jpg]

mmmm yes.

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gree gree.
2004-04-08, 4:26 AM #15
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'die' hehe

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2004-04-08, 4:47 AM #16
ok, um this is just wow, and it's keeping me occupied on spring brake, which is a good thing.

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2004-04-08, 6:37 AM #17
I told it to throw one of the red chairs at the camera, but it wouldn't do it.



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2004-04-08, 6:44 AM #18
Hehehe, tell him to "sex", it's funny.

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2004-04-08, 6:46 AM #19
[http://seb.geekvision.net/Bangchicken.jpg]

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* Seb goes around singing "I'm too sexy for my body"
* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-04-08, 7:20 AM #20
I politely asked him to pick up the tv and he got all huffy and threw pillows at me. Tsk tsk tsk. What a naughty chicken.

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2004-04-08, 7:34 AM #21
hehe, I just told him to "give me your money".

Mwahaha, "Headbutt the wall".

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2004-04-08, 9:37 AM #22
Why, exactly, are you guys affraid to tell him to do possibly painful things?

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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-04-08, 9:55 AM #23
....eh? He's just standing there. I'm confused here.

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2004-04-08, 9:56 AM #24
Tell him to get angry and he starts throwing pillows.

And whatever you do, don't tell him to fart.

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2004-04-08, 10:38 AM #25
I asked him to marry me

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2004-04-08, 11:10 AM #26
I told him to poop so he squatted and faked crapping, then he looked at it and threw his arms up in triumph... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-08, 11:11 AM #27
Tell him to make a sandwich [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

He got the cushions and made a chicken sandwich out of himself.


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2004-04-08, 12:17 PM #28
What the hell? Good lord that was sad.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

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obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

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2004-04-08, 12:49 PM #29
Haha.. tell him to strip naked. That and moshing are my favorite so far. I guess the first time I tried this it had too much traffic or something. The chicken just sat there and did nothing for a long, long time.

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2004-04-08, 3:42 PM #30
Ha, type in 'hump' hahah he rides the couch :P

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2004-04-08, 4:14 PM #31
I an so bookmarking this. It's so great. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-08, 10:16 PM #32
Heeheehee. Tell him to act like a monkey!

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2004-04-09, 12:13 AM #33
tell him to sing.

nealy spat pasta everywhere when i saw that

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2004-04-09, 5:35 AM #34
Tell him to "be sexy" without the qoutes. Heh and tell him to go nuts.

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2004-04-09, 5:54 AM #35
Tell him to fly or tell him to "leave".

Rofl [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

That was great!

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2004-04-09, 6:15 AM #36
i like watching the kitchen table chairs randomly move between scenes

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.

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