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Don't wanna go to wedding? Sell the tickets!
2004-10-21, 9:31 PM #1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

Some rather scathing comments about the bride.. and it turns out that a total of 4 people don't want to go.
Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-10-21, 9:41 PM #2
Oh. My. Crap. What is there to say?

Now my eyes hurt from reading with that bright green champain background.
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-10-21, 9:42 PM #3
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Pissed Off?
2004-10-21, 9:54 PM #4
thinks upon my own delima.... nah.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-10-21, 11:24 PM #5
I'll buy them!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-10-22, 12:30 AM #6
That guy is one funny writer...

Quote:
eBay have advised me that the current bid may not be genuine. I think 300 grand to go to the wedding of someone you've never met is pretty resonable, but they've advised me to do the pre-approved bidders thing. So sorry kids, but could bidders kindly email me and get pre-approved. Not my idea. promise. good luck.


Quote:
Q: Hi, I'm a typing Chihuahua and very interested in this specific offer. Would the dog in question be too big for a little chap like me. I am well hung for...
A: You'll do just fine.


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No, the invite will not get you into the bridal suite. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO. REALLY.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-10-22, 12:41 AM #7
Wow, more people lost to the evil that eBay is.
2004-10-22, 2:01 AM #8
that was great!
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-10-22, 5:56 AM #9
I just made a bid. :D
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-10-22, 6:11 AM #10
Good stuff. :D
2004-10-22, 6:36 AM #11
thats brilliant
2004-10-22, 8:44 AM #12
What would you do if you win, GBK?
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-10-22, 8:51 AM #13
Quote:
On 22-Oct-04 at 09:44:25 BST, seller added the following information:

Most of you have hit the nail on the head, you know. I still love the old dog, despite what she did to me. And, thanks to the Colchester Massiv’s “Honk if you’re Twinklydog’s Dog” campaign, she got in touch this morning and we’ve had a good chat. It’s a bit of a gamble, but I’m going to pull the auction, go to Aberdeen and see whether she’ll put a stop to this sham of a wedding and marry me instead. Hope you understand. The cab’s outside, I’ve got to go.


LOLZZZZ
2004-10-22, 9:02 AM #14
heh, i wounder if anyone will go up to aberdeen to go to the wedding...
nope.
2004-10-22, 9:13 AM #15
He pulled it in an attempt to marry the bride I think.
2004-10-22, 9:16 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Sok Munkey
Now my eyes hurt from reading with that bright green champain background.
No kidding. I think I just lost another 20% of my eyesight.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-22, 9:22 AM #17
Dammit, that's MY wedding!
Stuff
2004-10-22, 6:26 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn
What would you do if you win, GBK?

Go, and trash up the place.... :D
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

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