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Surgeons implant glittering shapes into eye's membrane
2004-04-07, 7:36 PM #1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961

read article, discuss

personally, that looks discusting

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2004-04-07, 7:43 PM #2
That seems like a really bad idea.

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2004-04-07, 7:44 PM #3
That is, by a wide margin, the most STUPID thing Ive seen in a LONG time. I pity the poor fools who actully undergo that procedure.

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2004-04-07, 7:53 PM #4
Yuck.

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2004-04-07, 7:55 PM #5
Hmmm, kinda stupid.

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2004-04-07, 8:02 PM #6
It'd be nifty if you could get one implanted that looked like another pupil.

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2004-04-07, 8:09 PM #7
Stupidest thing I've ever seen. Usually risks like that come with a great reward, but thats not even the case here. A tiny friggin metal star in your eye?!? oooooo where do I sign up???

Seriously, ....people are going to regret that sooo much. Thats like getting a tattoo...on your eye.
2004-04-07, 9:34 PM #8
I think it looks cool, but at the risk of ****ing up one of my eyes, I think I'll pass.

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2004-04-07, 9:44 PM #9
The eye in the picture doesn't look very healthy.

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2004-04-07, 9:44 PM #10
That is whack!

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2004-04-07, 10:13 PM #11
Geez, my eyesight is bad enough without getting a metal heart put into the membrane covering my eye. Why would you bother???

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2004-04-07, 10:14 PM #12
Pft, the Europeans are way behind on body mod fashion. The Asians are already onto amputation mods.

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2004-04-07, 10:18 PM #13
Wouldn't do it myself, but if you want to possibly do what-not on you eye then go for it...

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2004-04-07, 11:04 PM #14
This is one of those things that is going to be all the rage until they learn that it causes something like cancer. Of course, that never stopped people from smoking, so hey, whatever floats your boat. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-08, 12:37 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DSettahr:
This is one of those things that is going to be all the rage until they learn that it causes something like cancer.
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Eye cancer!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-04-08, 12:54 AM #16
Ocular cancer.

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2004-04-08, 2:04 AM #17
Reminds me of this very special episode of Pipingrad's [excrement]house:

[http://www.pipingrad.com/images/sht/SH08.jpg]

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2004-04-08, 3:26 AM #18
...that's it I'm outta here.

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2004-04-08, 3:38 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
that looks discusting

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Agreed.

Seems like it would make it real hard to gaze into your significant other's eyes without having to puke [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-08, 4:11 AM #20
. . .

I always thought that the worst thing you could do to your eyes was get oddly coloured contacts. *shudder*

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2004-04-08, 4:22 AM #21
Lets just pray that this goes the way of toung splitting and never catches on in the US. I'm sure vanity is one of the evil things that came out of Pandora's box.

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2004-04-08, 5:19 AM #22
Oh God, I had forgotten about the tongue splitting thing! Ugh... people are sick :x
I don't even like the idea of tattoos... this stuff is just way too far.

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2004-04-08, 6:22 AM #23
the picture looks like you have a piece of shrapnel in your eye if you have that done. Besides, what if the doctor makes a mistake when putting that in and messes up your eye for something completely unnecessary?



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2004-04-08, 7:01 AM #24
I'd do it just so they'd damage my eye and I could sue their butts to hell and back.

But that is DISGUSTING.

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2004-04-08, 7:02 AM #25
Not worth it, imo. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-08, 7:10 AM #26
Wow. That's unbelievably retarded.

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2004-04-08, 10:37 AM #27
I am not very squeemish, but the one thing that does make me squirm is putting stuff in your eyes. I refuse to wear contacts, and even eye drops or the sight of people using contacts or eye drops makes me squirm. This is disgusting and really freaks me out.

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2004-04-08, 12:39 PM #28
Why?
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2004-04-08, 1:04 PM #29
Just to be different, I think it's awesome.

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2004-04-08, 1:09 PM #30
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Lets just pray that this goes the way of toung splitting
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WTF? I've never even heard of this. Do you mean that people pay to have their tongue split down the centre? All the way?

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2004-04-08, 1:16 PM #31
No, it's not all the way... it's just like the tip, so it looks like a snake. it's disgusting.

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2004-04-08, 1:20 PM #32
By the end of the year you'll all have Imperial emblems in your eyes.

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2004-04-08, 3:24 PM #33
the Empire has... already won.
2004-04-08, 3:32 PM #34
Eeew. That's just... ugly.

...uglier than a bald, tatooed trucker named "Tiny" who makes extra money wrastlin' pigs.

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2004-04-08, 5:00 PM #35
so, if it's just sitting under a membrane...what happens if it moves? i couldn't imagine a really bad paper cut on my eye. and what about if you want to get it out? does it leave a hole or something?

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2004-04-09, 4:48 AM #36
What would happen if it slides or something.. AHH! THERE'S A GIANT METAL THING IN MY VISION! AAIIEEEE!

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2004-04-09, 4:51 AM #37
Use a magnet.

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2004-04-09, 5:02 AM #38
ROTFL

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2004-04-09, 5:10 AM #39
OW!

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2004-04-09, 5:45 AM #40
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