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Real people with funny (?) names
2004-04-08, 4:39 AM #1
http://www.albany.edu/faculty/sywang
http://www.cse.org/armey/index.php

Post 'em!

Disclaimer: I admit that laughing at people's names isn't the classiest nor smartest type of humor.

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2004-04-08, 4:45 AM #2
Well Wayne King and Hugh Jarse have always been favourites of mine, but I doubt they're real people.

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2004-04-08, 4:45 AM #3
Ah man..

"Excuse me, what is your name?"
"Sho-ya Wang"
"Err, excuse me?"
"SHO-YA WANG"
"Allright, if it takes that to know your bloody name..."
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? SECURITY!"

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2004-04-08, 4:54 AM #4
Okay.

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2004-04-08, 5:00 AM #5
Had a friend who was from Italy. His name was Luigi Isoletti, which translates in Finnish to Luigi BigBraid/BigPonytail.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-04-08, 5:36 AM #6
There's a guy at my last job named Tim Sweeney. They would page him on a nightly basis and I would almost lose control of my bladder. My supervisor told me to watch it though because this guy was supposedly huge and could have kicked my *** .

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2004-04-08, 5:50 AM #7
I have a Poon Choo and a Tek Bek Tok that I have to deliver mail to on occasion.

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2004-04-08, 6:11 AM #8
I saw a drivers' license once..can't remember the first name..but if my memory serves me correctly, it was 'Something' Boozer Womeldorf...

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2004-04-08, 6:52 AM #9
Bigelow Dix - an American reformer of the 1800s who tried to improve conditions for mental patients

McGeorge Bundy - An executive at Harvard University a while ago

Yeah . . .

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2004-04-08, 7:07 AM #10
There are a lot of Boozer's and Craps's where I live.

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2004-04-08, 7:09 AM #11
The headmaster of my old school was called Mr Shaw-Twilly.

No joking here, honist to god.

Look at this Link: -

http://www.buchan.sch.im/

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Is jedi outcast better than Acadamy?
2004-04-08, 7:13 AM #12
I knew a kid named Justin Kase. Not really funny, but does form a phrase.

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2004-04-08, 7:18 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Bigelow Dix - an American reformer of the 1800s who tried to improve conditions for mental patients</font>


Um.. i believe that is Dorothea Dix. We just went over that is psychology

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2004-04-08, 7:29 AM #14
Ever read the book Yellow River by I.P. Freely?

Meh, that's all I know. I don't think it's real though... OH OH! But 10 minutes in photoshop COULD make it real!!! *is suddenly busy*


[EDIT] 5 minutes later I have this:

[http://e.1asphost.com/TedNation/Yel_Riv.jpg]
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2004-04-08, 7:30 AM #15
Peter Rumplik

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2004-04-08, 8:18 AM #16
Feel free to edit these if they're a little too...inappropraite.

Courtesy of a couple of friends who visit collegehumor.com way too often.

Some guy at Clemson University:
name: GOODENOUGH RICHARD R
department: 601 UNDECLARED
classrank: FR
http: http://people.clemson.edu/~rgooden

http://content.collegehumor.com/img/i/img_0402.w492.jpg


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2004-04-08, 8:54 AM #17
I could always call my son Wayne. Thank god that's not my name.

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2004-04-08, 12:15 PM #18
I used to deliver newspapers to a Mr.Cowpertwait
.......ok maybe it's just me that finds it funny...

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2004-04-08, 1:49 PM #19
It was rumored that my former principal's husband's name was Jack Knoph...

(for reference, last name is pronouced kanoff)

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2004-04-08, 2:57 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MentatMM:
There's a guy at my last job named Tim Sweeney. They would page him on a nightly basis and I would almost lose control of my bladder. My supervisor told me to watch it though because this guy was supposedly huge and could have kicked my *** .</font>

Tim Sweeney is the name of the guy who founded Epic Games... If that was him, he would have obliterated you with a Redeemer...

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2004-04-08, 3:15 PM #21
I knew a girl once named "Anita Men". My science teacher called her "I need a man" during roll call on accident. That must have been embarrassing, lol

-- SavageX

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2004-04-08, 4:38 PM #22
I always thought it would be somewhat interesting to name a pet dog "Damnit".

Think of the possibilities.

"Sit, Damnit."
"Come and have your dinner Damnit."
"No, Damnit!"

We have WAY to much free time during lunch at school...

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2004-04-08, 4:42 PM #23
We seriously have a Mike Hunt in our school. My friends dad is also named Richard Kless.

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2004-04-08, 7:02 PM #24
Mike Hunt is the single best name ever... how your parents could not see the teasing in for sigh must be amazing. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-08, 7:56 PM #25
i met a guy named Jack... his last name sounds too much like another word for poo to type it
Lucas Scott Dobbs but only if you look at his initials

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2004-04-08, 8:37 PM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MentatMM:
There's a guy at my last job named Tim Sweeney. They would page him on a nightly basis and I would almost lose control of my bladder. My supervisor told me to watch it though because this guy was supposedly huge and could have kicked my *** .

</font>


Holy ****, you know who that is right?

http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,837/

I envy you.


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2004-04-08, 8:54 PM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I always thought it would be somewhat interesting to name a pet dog "Damnit".

Think of the possibilities.

"Sit, Damnit."
"Come and have your dinner Damnit."
"No, Damnit!"

We have WAY to much free time during lunch at school...

</font>


They did that in an episode of JAG

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2004-04-08, 9:25 PM #28
Dr. Andre **** probably gets a few laughs.
2004-04-08, 9:30 PM #29
hehehe

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2004-04-09, 4:23 AM #30
People from Québec will get this one: A dude from Baie-Comeau had the name "Jean Culle."

Kinda translates to "BUTTSECKS!!!1!11forty-two!!!111"

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2004-04-09, 1:10 PM #31
The best real name I saw was 'Jenny Taylor' - seems innocent enough at first. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Raynar

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