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Lexx. This has to be a cruel joke right?
2004-10-26, 5:42 AM #1
Okay I just got done watching a show called "Lexx" on the Sci-fi channal. Stupidest thing I have ever seen. First off they had a planet called "Girl Town" It was run by biker girls who had cross dressing men as slaves. And they were hunting the "Nunshee. (Im not going to get into any furthur details. the meaining is pretty disturbing.) I said to myself. Is this a joke?? Then it got more intersting there ships are giant bugs. Infact they are bugs with passengers riding the insides of them. And hell at the same time the main bad guys of the show are "INSECTS" OOOO scary...... A intergalactic war against bugs! Dont let them craw on you! Now back to the planet girl town. They made hot air baloons that could go into space! Even more funny a few of the idiots fell out of the baloon in space dident freeze up. (Once your body is exposed to space you instantly freeze and the vital organs and atoms in your body implode.) No they diden't even lose oxygen aswell. Then it shows them falling through the planets atmosphere. They diden't burn up. Then its a to be continued right before they hit the water. Damn glad that was over..... Now Im really concerned. So I log on to sci-fi channal to get more info on this show. It was not a joke. It even said on the site that its better than farscape. No The differance between Lexx and farscape is the writers were not on drugs when they wrote the script for farscape as they did Lexx. When they compare it to farscape, and say its much better. That got me upset. If your a druggy then lexx is definantly the show for you. Another episode. There flying through space on a giant bug. And then they get this chick aboard who uses sexy looks to hurt them. So I gave her the name Her alien name was "The Flasher" Then Im like "Okay that is a whole new level of no. Considering the fact there riding on the insides of a giant bug in space. There crew is a goth guy with a stupid hair dew who claims the whole show hes alread dead. A bald old guy who makes lame jokes and a retarded blonde girl who makes Micheal Jackson look smart. And then finally instead of fighting imperials, scarrans, Pirates and other crappy villains the main bag guys are BUGS! Im sorry but I made this thread out of the concern that hours of TV are being wasted with shows that are retarded as this. Sorry for the long forum rant.
SHOLVAS KREE!
2004-10-26, 5:44 AM #2
...the hell?

The rest of us watched LEXX about 5 years ago, hated it and never watched it again. Just because it took you a while to learn the lesson doesn't mean you have to tell us all about it.
2004-10-26, 5:51 AM #3
Your rant is duly noted.

*note to self: never watch Lexx*
Stuff
2004-10-26, 5:52 AM #4
Nope just saw it. I could see why you guys hated it though.
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2004-10-26, 5:54 AM #5
The universe ended in one of the episodes. So they went to the other one.
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2004-10-26, 6:04 AM #6
How could you not like Lexx? Lexx kicked ***!! Granted, most of the episodes were slightly on the retarted side, but thats what made it so funny...

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Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
The universe ended in one of the episodes. So they went to the other one.

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2004-10-26, 6:11 AM #7
so, is this show suposta be worse than Andromeda?
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2004-10-26, 6:14 AM #8
lexx rocks.

omg it doesnt have exact physics realism.

it also looks like a friggin bad porno, its supposed to be cheesy and off the wall.

<3 lexx
2004-10-26, 6:16 AM #9
Yeah, from what I remember the main character of LEXX was supposed to be some kind of prostitute who had sex with the ship to keep it happy.

Or something.

Like I said, I only watched it once.
2004-10-26, 6:31 AM #10
Wow. Where to start.

1) It's a joke. The show isn't meant seriously, at all. Kai and the girl (can't remember her name's) relationship is a farce, as is Stanley and the girl's. The little head guy is hilarious though.

2) It's Sci-Fi. Holy crap. Imagine people doing fantastic things in a SCI-FI SHOW.

3) It's old, really old. Like used to come on after Farscape season 1 old. I watched it when I was 10.

4) You don't freeze right away in space (though I suppose you might soon enough), they do however explode when their blood boils because there's super-low pressure (almost nil).

5) Kai > you
D E A T H
2004-10-26, 6:31 AM #11
i know someone called kai
2004-10-26, 8:09 AM #12
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2004-10-26, 8:30 AM #13
Aye, I catch it late on channel 5 sometimes.. and sit with a face like :eek:

The show is crap in my opinion, but the lead character is fit. :p
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2004-10-26, 8:39 AM #14
I hate that show
nope.
2004-10-26, 8:47 AM #15
I tried watching it sometime ago, it made little if any sense so I turned it off.
2004-10-26, 9:00 AM #16
I never watched it. Even the previews sucked.
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2004-10-26, 9:16 AM #17
I was too busy watching Farscape.
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2004-10-26, 9:20 AM #18
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Originally posted by Wolfy
I was too busy watching Farscape.


I hate that too
nope.
2004-10-26, 9:30 AM #19
Lexx owned. I would watch that show each time, simply because the chicks were damn hot.
2004-10-26, 9:50 AM #20
Stargate SG-1 > Andromeda > * > Lexx
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2004-10-26, 10:09 AM #21
I stay away from sci-fi tv shows these days. Actually, all tv shows these days.
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2004-10-26, 11:44 AM #22
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Originally posted by MentatMM
Lexx owned. I would watch that show each time, simply because the chicks were damn hot.


Damn true... If somebody thinks the show was about anything else but chicks, he didn't understand it at all. All the other stuff in the show was so incoherent that it's best forgotten.
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