Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
your duck loses

Originally posted by Oxyonagon
what about my hellknight?

Originally posted by Genki

Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
as an offshoot of my thoughts in the kitten thread, post your favourite killer animals!!

I love Ligers!



that thing could decapitate you with a nasty stare!!

Great White Sharks kick *** too... they can snap loads of things.

Crocodiles are nice too, they're good at executing stuff in rivers.

what killer animal do you like the best? which do you think would win in an arena battle?

Killer Whales also kick ***... i once saw an awesome documentary with this killer whale ripping loads of sealife to shreds, one of those things could probablys kick a great whites ***.

edit - yup, orca wins - http://www.extremescience.com/orcavshark.htm

Facts:
-Ligers are the offspring of a male lion and a female tiger

-Ligers are the biggest cats in the Universe. They grow to up to 1500 lbs. and 12 ft. long.

-Ligers can run as fast or even faster than a 1986 Toyota Corolla.

-Ligers are deadly killing machines. Ligers can kill a man in 0.7 seconds and devour him in less than 4.6 seconds.

-Ligers can dodge bullets.

-Ligers have only one weakness: fire



Myths:
-Ligers hate water. (Actually ligers love to swim in the water. In fact, their are rare reports of ligers escaping into the ocean and eating whales, dolphins, sharks, and even scuba divers. There is even evidence of a liger amphibious force that ravaged the ocean during the ancient Human-Liger War.)

-Ligers cannot breed. (Many assume that because other half-breed animals cannot breed, that the liger also cannot. This is a dangerous assumption. Ligers breed at an astonishing rate. Our estimates indicate that the liger population will outrun humans by the year 2014. This estimate does not include the probable massacre of millions if not billions of humans by the ligers.)

-There are other predators more dangerous than the liger. (Do not underestimate the liger. Our studies have shown that the liger can kill all of the opposing predators on Earth with relative ease. These animals include but are not limited to: the Grizzly Bear, the wolf, the gorilla, the shark, the elephant, the blue whale, the crocodile, the aligator, the cobra, the dinosaur, other lions and tigers, and ofcourse, man. There was one time when a liger killed a rhinoceros, a sea monster, and a crocodile all at the same time.)

-Ligers cannot be killed. (Sometimes it may seem that way when they are killing by the thousands and there seems to be no stopping them. However, there are a few ways you can kill them. They are: A Jedi with the power of the Force can kill a liger if he is powerful enough; If you engulf the liger in fire, he will die; or if you deprive him of oxygen, food or water for an extended period of time.)