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Home remedies for a sore throat.
2004-10-27, 7:00 AM #1
My throat is in massive pain for unknown reasons; I don't think I can spend my day like this. Any help please?
2004-10-27, 7:02 AM #2
Squeeze of lemon juice, big teaspoon of honey, and fill the cup up with hot water.
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2004-10-27, 7:22 AM #3
Uh... will an orange do?
2004-10-27, 7:34 AM #4
Honey+Lemon juice, straight up.

Or just go buy some throat lozenges, or even better, some numbing spray. (Cepacol Sore Throat spray)
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2004-10-27, 7:36 AM #5
Gargle warm salt water -- may be bacteria, and that'll kill quite a few of the suckers.

Luden's Cough Drops work for me, and they taste damn good, too.
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2004-10-27, 7:42 AM #6
sucrets, honey in tea, and no talking
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2004-10-27, 10:31 AM #7
Drain-o fixes sore throats. :p
2004-10-27, 10:33 AM #8
Apple-cider vinegar, honey, salt. Throw the above into a cup of warm water. Drink. Dont throw up.
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2004-10-27, 11:23 AM #9
Honey and lemon in tea works pretty well
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2004-10-27, 11:24 AM #10
chicken noodle soup cures everything
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2004-10-27, 11:37 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
Drain-o fixes sore throats. :p


Good for what ails 'ya :p
2004-10-27, 11:38 AM #12
Scream as loud as you can. It will probably make things worse, but it's damn fun.
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2004-10-27, 12:03 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by 7
chicken noodle soup cures everything


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2004-10-27, 12:51 PM #14
seriously, when I get sick, I gargle with listerine (don't swallow it, pour straight from the bottle w/o dilluting it)

It gets in there, disinfects, and cleans everything up. Once, I had to use a 3% solution of hydrogen peroxide b/c I didn't have any listerine. That worked great too.
2004-10-27, 1:33 PM #15
...in what scenario would you dilute mouthwash? :confused:
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2004-10-27, 1:47 PM #16
Tide
nope.
2004-10-27, 1:48 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
...in what scenario would you dilute mouthwash? :confused:


some people do.
2004-10-27, 2:04 PM #18
Most people need to dilute Listerine when they first start using it, unless they want to turn the inside of their mouth into a painful raisen.
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2004-10-27, 2:23 PM #19
You're all diluted.
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2004-10-27, 3:02 PM #20
I've found that gulping down full mouthfuls of water helps relieve the pain (good thing I like water).
Though occasionally it doesn't work or I'm too sore to do it.
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2004-10-27, 4:42 PM #21
Sword swallowing + toilet bowl brush...
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2004-10-27, 5:03 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
Most people need to dilute Listerine when they first start using it, unless they want to turn the inside of their mouth into a painful raisen.


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2004-10-27, 6:51 PM #23
Swollow ice cubes, it works every tme.
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2004-10-27, 7:50 PM #24
You mean like the rectangular ~3cm ice cubes, long semi-banana shaped ones ~4cm or little ~1.5cm actual cubes?

Big ones have a tendency to get lodged in your throat... my grandmother almost suffocated as a child from this (not trying to cure a sore throat). The ice was stuck there for like 2 minutes and she had trouble breathing until it had significantly melted.

But if it does work, all I can recommend is to make sure you know what the heck you are doing!
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2004-10-27, 8:17 PM #25
try swallowing charcoal with some milk. works every time.
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