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Ways to spice up those boring Cherrios...
2004-10-27, 7:58 AM #1
Drizzle honey on the bottom of bowl (for us sugar scrapers) and add Cherrios and sliced almonds, then drizzle more honey on top of it all. Eat, and enjoy REAL honey nut Cherrios. :D

Post your favourite "cereal" recipes.
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2004-10-27, 8:01 AM #2
  1. Take box of cereal; open it.
  2. pour some of the contents into a bowl.
  3. pour milk on bowl.
  4. take spoon, and use to consume cereal; enjoy.

Here's an even lazier one! :D
  1. Take box of cereal; open it.
  2. Eat cereal right out of box; enjoy.
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2004-10-27, 8:07 AM #3
boul + cherios + milk + sugar on top + spoon = moring greatness
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2004-10-27, 8:09 AM #4
milk is for cranks, real men use liquor
2004-10-27, 8:12 AM #5
Urgh... You'd probably get less sugar just eating from the sugar bowl.
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2004-10-27, 8:25 AM #6
How to enjoy cereal

1. Open a box of Cap'n Crunch
2. Pour into bowl
3. Pour milk into bowl (the same bowl)
4. Enjoy quickly, while they are still crunchy

Note that it must be Cap'n Crunch
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2004-10-27, 8:28 AM #7
Bowl of cheerios + banana slices (not the candied ones, but actual slices of a real banana) == breakfast in Heaven
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2004-10-27, 8:41 AM #8
I just eat children for breakfast. Solves the problem of how to make your cereal more exciting.
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2004-10-27, 8:42 AM #9
Bowl of Cheerios + any kind of fruit (bananas, strawberries, nad raspberries are the best) + milk + maple syrup or honey
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2004-10-27, 8:49 AM #10
This thread inspired me to eat cereal for the first time in almost a year, and I found nothing except corn flakes and sugar, which is frigging awesome anyways.
2004-10-27, 11:26 AM #11
Ceerios + Fresh fruit is all I need
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2004-10-27, 11:27 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by nottheking
  1. Take box of cereal; open it.
  2. Eat cereal right out of box; enjoy.
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exactly
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2004-10-27, 12:55 PM #13
Lucky Charms + Mountain Dew = Guarunteed wake up
2004-10-27, 1:24 PM #14
+ Guaranteed indigestion + guaranteed illness of a serious kind...
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-27, 1:34 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by cybrid81
Lucky Charms + Mountain Dew = Guarunteed wake up


You know my desires! My friend forgot to get my lucky charms and mountain dew when she was in america, so i'm not able to do that...

And won't the cereal people be promoted eventually so we'll have 'rear-admiral crunch' and 'archduke chocula'?
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2004-10-27, 1:43 PM #16
i've been thinking of trying Oatmeal with Pitch Black lately
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2004-10-27, 2:41 PM #17
Cherrios + Milk + COCAINE = fun
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2004-10-27, 3:10 PM #18
Waffle Crisp + 1/2 cup of milk > *
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2004-10-27, 3:41 PM #19
All I know is dry cereal is disgusting. Especially "Maple Pecan Crunch."
2004-10-27, 7:01 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Urgh... You'd probably get less sugar just eating from the sugar bowl.


What do you mean?
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2004-10-27, 7:12 PM #21
You're all wrong.

First, I heat up a pack of heroin, and poor that over my cherios. Then I sprinkle crack-cocain over it, like sugar. Then I top it all off by throwing in a few fresh pills of speed. I usually have this with a piece of toast, and a half a bottle of vodka.

Oh, sorry, that's not what I eat for breakfast, that's the only explination I have for some of the kids I babysit's behavior...

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2004-10-27, 7:13 PM #22
You babysit hyper drunks?
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2004-10-27, 7:14 PM #23
If I'm really in a hurry, I just pour some milk into the box of cereal (into the inner bag thing of course), and chug it on the bus to school.;)
2004-10-27, 7:15 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
You babysit hyper drunks?



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/me mansecks Wolfy.
2004-10-27, 8:03 PM #25
Yup. You'd think they were drunk by the way they still piss themselves at age 9.
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2004-10-27, 8:09 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Sol
What do you mean?


Well, I see adding sugar to Cherios like buttering french toast, or wrapping a rasher of bacon around a stick of butter.
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2004-10-27, 8:11 PM #27
I always butter my french toast...
2004-10-27, 8:14 PM #28
mountain dew+black coffee = weird sensation in the head

mountain dew+chocolate milk=what the **** was i thinking
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2004-10-28, 12:35 AM #29
I like adding the severed body parts of my victims and pouring in blood instead of milk.
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2004-10-28, 1:02 AM #30
Cheerios good. Weetabix better.

I never add anything to anything in the same bowl, just eat all kinds of cereal out of the box and granola out of the bag. It is so savage it lets you know you're alive ahaho.
2004-10-28, 1:52 AM #31
Frosted Flakes + Banana sliced = win.
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2004-10-28, 3:06 AM #32
cerrios, meh

chirrioes (name for mini frankfurts) are much cooler.
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2004-10-28, 8:48 AM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Well, I see adding sugar to Cherios like buttering french toast...

Um...? I always butter my French Toast (call it freedom toast and you'll be shot), and then apply a liberal dose of whatever "pancake" syrup is at hand. Of course, properly "fried" French Toast doesn't make use of any butter, shortening, or oil, only a little bit of non-stick spray...

As for cereal, oatmeal pwns cold cereal anyday... What else can you easily add strawberry (or raspberry) jam to?
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2004-10-28, 12:28 PM #34
Marshmallow Mateys > *
Mmmm.
2004-10-28, 4:58 PM #35
Man, I need some Cheerios now.
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2004-10-28, 5:25 PM #36
Man, you could probably find some on the street, man.
2004-10-28, 10:05 PM #37
Ultra-flakes!

Cornflakes + lots of sugar on top + strawberry syrup on top. (or chocolate. or bothf for hyper-flakes.)

and then, milk, and enjoy. hehe.
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