I was eating my lunch in the school caefeteria, quietly munching on a sandwich, when my friend did something that I found extremely funny. Before I knew what had happened, I experienced a violent, hiccup-like laugh, and the next thing I know my eyes are watering, I can barely breathe, and my nose feels like it's going to explode. Apparently, I had inhaled my sandwich up my nose.

I started gagging and panicing, and peaople around me were staring at me in a very peculiar way, and so I rushed out of the cafeteria to the nearest bathroom, and proceeded to blow my nose, cough, hiccup and splutter, at which point a huge piece of lettuce, some ham, and congealed bread went flying out of my nostrils and into the sink. I still didnn't feel so good, and the burning sensation was really painful.

So I went to the office, still not entirely believing that this was possible, and school nurse sympathized with my condition and told me "yep, that's right, it's all connected." Well, I was late to class, and was still blowing out bits of sandwich for another hour. Needless to say, I was not to happy with my friend. -_-


(Anyway, has anything like this happened to anyone else?)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yep. I had cake come out my schnoz once time. The frosting went straight to my bloodstream.

Although I had the mosfortune to sneeze while said passages were occupied by former foodstuffs. Ow.

Yep, had this before - but didnt come out, went back down. Still hurt quite a bit, but thats just a sensitive area being invaded by some vicious lettuce, a particularly barbaric bit of tomato and some mayo to round it all off.

Well for me, I only have had soda in my nose. It burned my nose for a good 3 minutes.

I was swallowing a gummy bear once when my friend told a joke, and when I laughed, it flew out of my nostril. It was funny as hell.

I've never had any various food or liquid come out of my nose. I must have better control of my bodily functions.

*cough*
Oh look, some cheese.

Yeah whenever I swim I always end up taking water up my nose and down my throat... it really burns.

I got like a bunch of taco ingredients lodged in my nasal cavity. not only was the taco really sharp and hurt badly, the salsa was murdering me. That was the most painful thing ever.

's never happened to me.

ROFL

My friend can sniff up a spaghetti noodle through his nostril, then cough it out his mouth. He can have half of it coming out his nose, and half out his mouth, if it's long enough. Then he flosses with it. When he has one in each nostril, he shakes his head violently and they go swinging around. It's terribly disgusting, but very funny to watch.

O_o @ thread

omg gross

Better than watching someone do that with worms. *cough*"Jackass"*cough*

I've had soda and lemonade come out of my nose.

And one time I coughed while swallowing a mouthful of rice. A grain of the rice went up into the top of my nostrils. This may not sound bad, but I put hot sauce on my rice (and parmesan cheese, which I believe, through a grain getting into my throat before I was ready to swallow caused me to cough). Took a lot of blowing to get it out.
Then it happened again a couple months later. :\

I find your pain amusing. O_o

The worst thing I've had with food is choking on a piece of licorice last summer. It's weird when your vision gets blurry and starts to go black.

Sneezing = 1/10th of an Orgasm.

Sneezing is good.

Crazy stuff. Has certainly never happened to me...

i've done that with ramen before...annoying to get out..

done it with diet coke and sherbit.

with the sherbit, I had a large amout in my mouth and I tried to swallow and ended up sneazing some of the shebit out my nose.

Soo... sneazing ten times does....

Makes your head explode with nasty goo.

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