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Hobbits Are Real
2004-10-27, 12:51 PM #1
ABC News and
National Geographic (The National Geographic one is a bit more graphic) are reporting that hobbits are real!


And I guess they say that it isn't just a fluke but something that occurred 500 years ago according to local legends. It is surprising to say the least.
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-10-27, 12:52 PM #2
How do they know if they had hairy feet?
2004-10-27, 1:41 PM #3
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2004-10-27, 2:25 PM #4
It never said they had hairy feet.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-10-27, 2:45 PM #5
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2004-10-27, 3:09 PM #6
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They're mine!!! I found them first! :mad:
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2004-10-27, 3:14 PM #7
500 years? National Geographic had some far larger numbers. These things are fossilized.
2004-10-27, 3:35 PM #8
Yay, hobbits exist!
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2004-10-27, 4:27 PM #9
My friend's a hobbit.

You can tell because when he scratches you, it burns. Human beings don't do that. They scratch and it hurts.

EDIT: Forgot to mention he's short. With big feet. We plan on breeding them to form a clone army and take over a small island.
2004-10-27, 4:38 PM #10
I want one as a pet.
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2004-10-27, 4:39 PM #11
What's next? Elves and goblins?
2004-10-27, 4:40 PM #12
so have they found any fossilized elves or orcs yet?
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2004-10-27, 4:40 PM #13
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Originally posted by Cloud
Elves and goblins?


Goblins are just children with progeria.
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2004-10-27, 8:00 PM #14
Meh.. When they find a Balrog, then I'll be impressed.
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2004-10-27, 9:08 PM #15
Anyone ever read "Kingdom of the Dwarves"? That book had me going for about 20 pages or so.
2004-10-29, 7:36 AM #16
now we only need a few big bad guys and the war can start...did they mention anything about finding a ring :D
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2004-10-29, 7:49 AM #17
So were they a different species, or just really small humans?
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2004-10-29, 7:53 AM #18
different species, probably. But not too far off.
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2004-10-29, 9:03 AM #19
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Originally posted by Hebedee
500 years? National Geographic had some far larger numbers. These things are fossilized.


Yeah, it was 18,000 years, not 500. If it was 500, I'm sure we would've heard about it in the histroy books, heh.
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2004-10-29, 9:53 AM #20
They weren't Hobbits.... they wer Umpa Loompas!!!!
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2004-10-29, 9:58 AM #21
Fossilized? So what? They've found fossilized gloves only 50 years old. It doesn’t take that long for things to become fossils you know.
2004-10-29, 3:42 PM #22
http://www.parascope.com/en/cryptozoo/missingLinks03.htm

Apparently these things have been thought of to exist for years now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-10-30, 1:57 AM #23
Of course hobbits exist! Leonard Nimoy says they do!
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