Guy: "Hey I bet you 5 dollars that I can prove thet you're not really here."
Lou: "Okay." *hands guy 5 dollars*
Guy: "Okay, you're not in Chicago are you?"
Lou: "Nope."
Guy: "You're not in New York are you?"
Lou: "Nope."
Guy: "And you're not in St. Louis are you?"
Lou: "Nope."
Guy: "Well if you're not in Chicago, New York, or St. Louis you must be somewhere else, correct?"
Lou: "Yeah."
Guy: "So if you're somewhere else, then you can't be here."
Lou: "You're right." *takes money from guy* "Hee hee."
Guy: "Hey! Give me back my money!"
Lou: "Who took your money?"
Guy: "That's my money right there!"
Lou: "Who took your money?"
Guy: "You did! Now give me back my money!"
Lou: "I took your money?"
Guy: "Yeah, give it back."
Lou: "Oh now wait just a second, big boy... Now you said I'm not in Chicago..."
Guy: "Yeah."
Lou: "...I'm not in New York..."
Guy: "Yeah."
Lou: "...and I'm not in St. Louis."
Guy: "Yeah, thet's right."
Lou: "You said that since I'm not in Chicago, New York, or St. Louis I must be someplace else..."
Guy: "Yeah."
Lou: "...and if I'm someplace else I can't be here. Is that right?"
Guy: "Yeah that's right now give me my money."
Lou: "Well if I'm not here
how could I take your money? Mmmph!"
Well, it's a quote...
<3 Abbot and Costello
"If at first you don't succeed, try second."
If you forgot something you promised not to forget, "I forgot to remember not to forget."
"Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up." G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
"To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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