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Jesus was colored!
2004-10-30, 3:24 PM #41
I think even Jesus would be laughing at this thread. I have so many different races in my ancestry, I don't even know who to cheer for.
2004-10-30, 3:28 PM #42
For all you assuming that he 'must' have been such and such a color based on the region etc...Don't forget he was the son of god (if you believe that) so he could have been purple for all we know.
2004-10-30, 6:53 PM #43
He was infrared !!!

But seriously... it makes no difference (although there are indications based on letters written that describe his appearance, as someone else pointed out in a link earlier in this thread).
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2004-10-31, 1:33 AM #44
I believe it might make a difference.
I experienced discrimination based on colour
2004-10-31, 6:42 AM #45
of course jesus is coloured. he's from the middle east. how obvious could that be.
2004-10-31, 6:48 AM #46
indeed it doesnt make a difference maybe the creator of this thread was just trying to do a poll of what people thought. the image portrayed versus a more logical thought process. and for the love of god, ok so he was the son of god but god wouldn't send his son in some regionally-suspicious colour to make him special. he had no human dad i think that causes for discrimination alone. why not make him look different too rihgt? i dont get that logic...that jus makes it look like god prefers one colour to be better than the other. i like to think he was like everyone else in his region.. a litlte brown. but no like sine said, not arab.
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2004-10-31, 6:55 AM #47
???

He was born in like... Downtown Arabland, why wouldn't he be Arabian?

(Galillee where he was born is at the juncture of Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Israel... 100% ARAB)
2004-10-31, 7:07 AM #48
Quote:
Originally posted by Delphian
And you know, maybe to some people it is important to know. Maybe it's important to them to know what their God looked/looks like. I respect that.


Yeah, I spose it could be important to them. Who wouldn't want to know what thier master/leader/superior one/whatever looks like? If I was Christian, I still wouldn't care, though.

And I wounder whom made those pictures, Veger.
2004-10-31, 9:35 AM #49
Quote:
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
Black is not a colour, it is an absence of colour.

White is all colours, so if he was white, he'd be infinitely coloured.


That depends. For light, that's true. But for pigments (which is what colors skin) like paint, combining all colors gives you black, and no color gives you white. Hence the stupid "colored, not colored" distinction.
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2004-10-31, 11:46 AM #50
People, read:

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This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions!


I ask you, how many Arabs have blonde hair?

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He is a tall man, well-shaped, and of an amiable and reverend aspect; his hair of a color that can hardly be matched, falling into graceful curls, waving about and very agreeable crouching upon his shoulders, parted on the crown of the head, running as a stream to the front after fashion of the Nazarites. His forehead high, large and imposing; his cheeks without spot or wrinkle, beautiful with a lovely red; his nose and mouth formed with exquisite symmetry; his beard, and of a color suitable to his hair, reaching below his chin and parted in the middle like a fork; his eyes bright blue, clear and serene. Look innocent, dignified, manly and mature. In proportion of body most perfect, and captivating; his arms and hands delectable to behold.
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2004-10-31, 11:55 AM #51
how ironic.
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2004-10-31, 12:23 PM #52
The ancient Israelites wrote English?
2004-10-31, 12:36 PM #53
I'm sure they're translations, but I doubt they are translated from actual writings of eyewitnesses.

Most guys wouldn't take the time to describe someone so...precisely. Those descriptions sound incredibly gay also.
Little angel go away
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2004-10-31, 12:46 PM #54
Quote:
Originally posted by Molgrew
The ancient Israelites wrote English?
:rolleyes:
Please tell me you're not so naive. Oh no... it's in English on that website, so of course.... ah, never mind.

Quote:
Originally posted by Crimson
Most guys wouldn't take the time to describe someone so...precisely.
Actually, many letters from those days dive into great detail about pretty much everything. Dig some up, you'll se what I mean.
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Those descriptions sound incredibly gay also.
:rolleyes:
People weren't homophobes back then, either. Today, on the other hand... well, just pay another guy a compliment on his appearance, and you'll be instantly dubbed "gay."
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2004-10-31, 1:24 PM #55
If you wrote a letter to pre-civil war Alabama and you were trying to make someone look good would you say his skin was black? No. I think this is the case here.
2004-10-31, 2:15 PM #56
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Originally posted by Mikus
If you wrote a letter to pre-civil war Alabama and you were trying to make someone look good would you say his skin was black? No. I think this is the case here.


WTF?!?

Pre-civil war Alabama??

Where the **** did you get that from???
2004-10-31, 2:16 PM #57
Jesus was coloured it was the part of the world he lived in. If he was white that would just be confusing.
2004-10-31, 2:21 PM #58
Jesus is maroon/crimson coloured. They always said "Jesus is in your heart", well, all that's in there is blood.

Case closed.
2004-10-31, 2:26 PM #59
That was the single dumbest thing every said of Massassi.... symbolic heart.
2004-10-31, 2:34 PM #60
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
If you wrote a letter to pre-civil war Alabama and you were trying to make someone look good would you say his skin was black? No. I think this is the case here.
um... what?
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2004-10-31, 2:37 PM #61
wtf.
2004-10-31, 2:43 PM #62
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
:rolleyes:
Please tell me you're not so naive. Oh no... it's in English on that website, so of course.... ah, never mind.

Actually, many letters from those days dive into great detail about pretty much everything. Dig some up, you'll se what I mean.:rolleyes:
People weren't homophobes back then, either. Today, on the other hand... well, just pay another guy a compliment on his appearance, and you'll be instantly dubbed "gay."



People weren't homophobes? Everything I've ever been taught about that aspect of history was that homosexuality was NOT accepted and it was considered an incredible sin. It's not that the letter complimented "Jesus", it's the way things were said. His "delectable" hands for example. I've never felt an urge to eat anyone's hands, much less another man.

MW, we know you're stressed out with what's going on and all, but relax man. You're getting a bit jumpy.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2004-10-31, 2:51 PM #63
Quote:
Originally posted by Crimson
People weren't homophobes? Everything I've ever been taught about that aspect of history was that homosexuality was NOT accepted and it was considered an incredible sin.
As I recall, the Romans and/or Greeks were quite open with their sexuality.

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It's not that the letter complimented "Jesus", it's the way things were said. His "delectable" hands for example. I've never felt an urge to eat anyone's hands, much less another man.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=delectable
Note the first definition doesn't mention taste.

My point was that being descriptive and/or admiring beauty of one of the same sex doesn't make it "gay," and people then were actually aware of that, as contrasted to today's society (particularly males).
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2004-10-31, 3:03 PM #64
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL

My point was that being descriptive and/or admiring beauty of one of the same sex doesn't make it "gay," and people then were actually aware of that, as contrasted to today's society (particularly males).


I haven't been following the discussion so far, so I'll just comment on and agree with the above. Literally thousands of Greek verses have been written about the amazing qualities of the male body. I read excerpts of odes on the olympics and on war veterans, and I couldn't help but feel slightly turned on. Women are rarely mentioned...

Was this coherent or even called for? I dunno, and I'll check back tomorrow to see what my lack of sleep has produced.

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2004-10-31, 3:11 PM #65
You guys do realize those letters are hoaxes, right? You all seem to be taking them seriously.

I can't find much on the Internet about the first one, but the Letter of Lentulus (not Lentrelus, as the often-plagarized-in-full-on-crappy-angelfire-websites article linked to above states) is not only a hoax, but a bad one at that.

From newadvent.org.
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Letter of Lentulus

A brief letter professing to be from Lentulus, or Publius Lentulus, as in some manuscripts, "President of the People of Jerusalem", addressed to "the Roman Senate and People", describes Our Lord's personal appearance. It is evidently spurious, both the office and name of the president of Jerusalem being grossly unhistorical. No ancient writer alludes to this production, which is found only in Latin manuscripts. It has been conjectured that it may have been composed in order to authenticate a pretended portrait of Jesus, during the Middle Ages. An English version is given in Cowper's Apocryphal Gospels and Other Doeuments Relating to Christ (New York, 6th ed., 1897).


The third letter, from the "Archko Volume" was debunked by one Edgar J. Goodspeed, in his 'Modern Apocrypha, Famous "Biblical" Hoaxes'. A summary can be found here. (He also debunked the Lentulus letter, summary here.)
Basically, according to Goodspeed, the Archko Volume (or Archko Library) was a hoax invented by a certain W.D.Mahan in 1884. Your standard "guy invents a bunch of crazy stories for reasons unknown" sort of thing.

Anyway, the first one in which Pilate supposedly describes Jesus to Tiberius Caesar is much more obscure than the other two, but it seems silly to me to think that a local apointee to a backwater of the Empire would write a letter to the Emperor regarding the physical appearance of some itinerant preacher. Also, the part where he describes Jesus as "... leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude," seems suspect. Jewish teachers usually sat down to teach, and the Bible records Jesus as doing the same.

As a side-note, I must say that this was a rather creepy subject to look into on the Internet -- every second website I found was some white supremacist trying to reconcile his Judeo-Christian faith with his ignorant hatred for all things Jewish. It was like wading hip-deep through raw sewage. Repulsive.
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2004-10-31, 3:41 PM #66
Hmph.
2004-10-31, 4:23 PM #67
Why would you send a letter to the romans telling them how great one of their slaves is? You would make him seem as non-arabic as possible, the same as you wouldn't be raving to a bunch of souther-slave owners about a black man.
2004-10-31, 4:58 PM #68
Er, Mikus -- if you were a Roman official writing a letter to the Roman Emperor, what possible reason could you have for describing one of your subjects as Germanic? As I recall, the Germans/Teutons and the Romans were enemies. The Romans had dark hair, if I recall correctly...

Anyway, it's a moot point, since the letter is a hoax.
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2004-10-31, 5:07 PM #69
jesus was clearly white, there was this colour picture of him, he was white.

if its in colour it must be true.
2004-10-31, 5:22 PM #70
I was referring to accounts by the people, but if the point is moot anyways...
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/me gebs it.
2004-10-31, 7:52 PM #71
Ya, those letters are hoaxes kids. Just because it's been printed doesnt make it true.
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2004-11-01, 10:20 AM #72
maybe he was green!!! like YODA!!!!:D
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2004-11-01, 1:53 PM #73
Trust in God you will... hmmmmm
2004-11-01, 2:04 PM #74
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
As I recall, the Romans and/or Greeks were quite open with their sexuality.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=delectable
Note the first definition doesn't mention taste.

My point was that being descriptive and/or admiring beauty of one of the same sex doesn't make it "gay," and people then were actually aware of that, as contrasted to today's society (particularly males).


Perhaps I should be a bit more precise when I write? Or maybe you all should just learn to read my mind? Whatever works. The homophobe comment was directed to the Jewish society, not the Romans or Greeks. Since a Roman supposedly wrote the letter though, I said nothing of consequence. Standard fare over the last month :)

I do know what delectable means though. I know that taste is not the only association, but it made my point nicely. The letter is, by today's standards, quite homosexual in it's description. The average man would not write a letter bothering to describe another man in such detail under most circumstances, and he would not use words like "delectable" in the descriptions. Of course, the letter is not written using today's standards, but I'm comparing it to today's attitudes.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2004-11-01, 4:12 PM #75
Quote:
Originally posted by Crimson
Of course, the letter is not written using today's standards, but I'm comparing it to today's attitudes.


Why? Whats your point?
2004-11-01, 4:22 PM #76
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
Ya, those letters are hoaxes kids. Just because it's been printed doesnt make it true.


AND just because it's painted doesn't make it true. No one ever said one way or another. We just assume this because of the old paintings. Most paintings of him on the cross don't show him beat to **** either, that doesn't mean that's how it really went down.
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2004-11-01, 4:53 PM #77
Er... IBTL
2004-11-01, 5:57 PM #78
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Er... IBTL


Oh yeah, well OUDNDKLNTNDKAY.

What the hell does IBTL mean?
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2004-11-01, 5:59 PM #79
A quick google reveals: In Before The Lock.

Another sh**y acronym for dumb***es.
2004-11-01, 6:13 PM #80
Oh that's right. I forgot. Obi_Kwiet is a proud member of the Massassi Junior Moderator Squad. Assuring us of the future of a thread since the begining of time. Good Job!
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