just wanted to take a moment to introduce myself. new to the net scene and the The Temple-so i'm trying to work things out- referring to the multimedia newsgroup.


so, HI...

Howdy Howdy Howdy!

And thank you for your soul.

Hey.

Welcome to the Jungle, we got fun n' games.

If you got your money, honey, we got your disease..

Literally.

Welcome to Massassi.

Yo.

Hi...

many people have been joining massassi these days, including me. well whatever, welome to the club.

All you need to know about me, is right under my username.

0xd0a!

Hey

Species on this website:

-Human This being exists for around 20 minutes. After that time has passed, he/she/it mutates to the next stage. See NON-HUMAN/MASSASSIAN.

-Non-human/Massassian The second stage, and for most people the last. This person is no longer a human being, for their soul is taken and kept under guard by the MBS. See MBS and HUMAN.

-Troll Ghastly being that somehow keeps their soul and floods with posts reflecting their intelligence (very low). Tend to get banned very quickly by ADMIN and MOD. Also, some have been bad enough to warrent attention from the MBS. See MBS, ADMIN and MOD.

-MOD A lesser form of ADMIN. Species unsure, suspect angelic or similar. Treat with respect. Sworn enemies of TROLL. See ADMIN.

-ADMIN Species unknown, however what data we have collected points to a deity or a god of some form. Carries the ultimate responsibily and power. Extremely dangerous being, to be treated with caution. All aspire to this position. Also sworn enemies of TROLL. Most have membership in the MBS.

-MBS The Massassi Brute Squad. Founder SithNazgul, Second In Command is Pommy, an ex-ADMIN. An extremeist group with one purpose in mind: Utter destruction of TROLLs and protection of [url]www.massassi.net[/url] and its members. The current group is the second. The first was disbanded by Wolfy, an ADMIN, after an incident involving his house, an extremly well aimed incendiary grenade by Checksum, and a wrong address. Safeguards have since been put into place to prevent this happening again. See ADMIN

-GBK Strange being of MOD powers. Extremely anti Microsoft, and just as pro-*nix. On technology threads regarding Windows problems or the like, he is gaurenteed to only post "Phoenix" with a link to the aforementioned browser. See MOD.

-MADQUACK EXTREMELY dangerous being. Species unknown (no one was brave enough to find out). APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

Werd.

Well, for being so nice and new, you get a random picture from my HD!

[Edit: Bahahahaha, I love that picture.]

Not as good as the Secret Nuclear Bunker sign.

Yes, this sign is real. It's in the town of Chipping Ongar, about eight miles from J7 of the M11, just before the M25 interchange and the Dartford Tunnel. If you know anything about road signs in England, you'll know that brown signs are generally touristy or leisure.



Oh, and hi. I can't be arsed to post my patent Geebix program, but I can be arsed to dig up random crap. Now there's one for the dinghy.

Yo.

The lesser-known game of it's series. It's an enemy of some Massassian's, because of thier loyalty to JK. Just thought I'll warn you not to post anything Tom Clancy related. Some can take offence.

you are not spe

hello

Hell, one more for the road!

Greetings! Salutations!

Could you re-explain your question? I'm not sure I understood it.

hey.

What's up!

Who wants to take bets this person never posts again?

BRILLIANT!