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Choose your afterlife
2004-10-30, 10:52 PM #1
Since its halloween tommorrow and i've been playing both doom3 and painkiller tonight, I've decided to set up a poll that lets you choose what kind of creature you would become after you die if given a choice.

I would probably do well as an Anne Rice-style vampire.
2004-10-30, 10:57 PM #2
How about "DRACULA STYLE" vampire? Grr...
2004-10-30, 10:57 PM #3
yeah
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-30, 11:06 PM #4
Ann Rice vampire Lastat was the man baby.
2004-10-30, 11:06 PM #5
Blade style Vampire, woot!:D

Laura:cool:
2004-10-30, 11:09 PM #6
Ghost. They're not evil, and they can't be killed. :p
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-10-30, 11:12 PM #7
I want to be either the fat zombie from Shaun of the Dead, or the fat zombie from Doom 3.... THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!!!
Stuff
2004-10-30, 11:27 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
Ann Rice vampire Lastat was the man baby.


definitely.
2004-10-31, 12:48 AM #9
zombie... with a bullet proof helmet.
2004-10-31, 1:43 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
Blade style Vampire, woot!:D

Laura:cool:


Same for me. I want to whip some ***.
Pissed Off?
2004-10-31, 1:45 AM #11
I wanna be in the ground, where it's party time for those little worms!
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-10-31, 2:25 AM #12
A werewolf is not an undead creature, or a part of the afterlife. It's a condition (disease) called lycanthropy.

But anyway, it'd be either an old style vampirism or just rotting in peace for me... Ghosts are lame because they can't touch anything. It would drive you crazy in the end. And who would willingly want to be a zombie? Give me a break!
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2004-10-31, 4:12 AM #13
i AM Lestat God damnit!

Yeh, Anne Rice Vampire, pure sex
Code:
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2004-10-31, 6:33 AM #14
angel is so hot... so b uffy angel style :p
[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
2004-10-31, 6:40 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolvie17
angel is so hot... so b uffy angel style :p


buffy's dead? :p
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-10-31, 6:42 AM #16
Werewolf I guess. Works well with some women.
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2004-10-31, 6:48 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Werewolf I guess. Works well with some women.
Works well with Michael Jackson.
2004-10-31, 6:52 AM #18
If you're going to get protection-wise on me, I would choose Ghost. Vampires can't bite them, werewolves can't claw them...Zombies just want living material food, and Ghost arn't material.

Plus, wouldn't you love to go around dark houses at night, doing limited earthly things, and unlimited supernatural things?
2004-10-31, 7:08 AM #19
Definitely Anne Rice Vampire all the way.
2004-10-31, 7:23 AM #20
Werewolf. Something about being able to rip someone's throat out with claws or teeth just appeals to me. Plus, has anyone ever seen this B horror movie called Project Metal Beast? Interesting concept.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-10-31, 7:24 AM #21
I'd be a squirrel
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2004-10-31, 8:01 AM #22
I would heve to say a ghost. i don't really know why, i guess that it has something to do with thier style...
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-31, 9:02 AM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Same for me. I want to whip some ***.


by blade style vampire, I didn't mean that you would be a daywalker, I meant that you would be like one of the typical vampires in that movie.

Sorry to dissapoint you.
2004-10-31, 9:40 AM #24
I'd be a ghost. I'm going to move things, and people will be like "what the hell moved that?!"
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2004-10-31, 10:01 AM #25
Burning Zombie.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-10-31, 10:11 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
Ghosts are lame because they can't touch anything.
Tell that to the people who made The Grudge. O_o


meeeeeeeooooowwww

Anne Rice Vampire for me.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-10-31, 11:04 AM #27
Buffy/Angel vampires are not the same person as who died (though this was poorly followed throughout the serieses), so that would suck.

Anne Rice vampires find their genitals turned to stone, and often find themselves sexually attracted to relatives. On the plus side, they are all pretty.

What do the Blade ones do? Do they at least get a continuity of self? I'm sure they at least get working genitals, since Blade is the kid of a vampire... On the negative side, they seem to react badly to having torches shone at them.
2004-10-31, 11:09 AM #28
A Deadite
2004-10-31, 11:11 AM #29
A ghost. My friend and I have talked about being ghosts and how cool it would be. Just think about, you are in the shower, and all of a sudden you hear in a very highpitched voice "I see you naked!" think how awesome it would be to scare people. So that is why ghosts are awesome, and vampires are overrated. But I still want to be a tree in my nextlife.
2004-10-31, 11:26 AM #30
I would be a ghost just to creep people out.... not that it'd change much becoming a ghost
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-10-31, 12:33 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
Ghost. They're not evil, and they can't be killed. :p


Watch out for the Ghostbusters though!

/cue theme song

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