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2004-10-31, 2:53 PM #1
EDIT: Stinkywrix has laid claim to the email address for emailing too him. No one else email him please.

As for what you sign him up for.. well THAT is up to you :D

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From: Mr. Charles Weah
Country: Liberia, West Africa.
E-mail: cw_weah2004@walla.com

Dear Mr. Sadler


Compliments of the day Sir


First and foremost, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction and I pray that my decision to contact you will be given a genuine approval considering the fact that we have not known each other before.Sir before i prceed,i would wish to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you .

I am Mr. Charles Weah from Liberia, West Africa. I am writing to inform you of my desire to invest, and to buy a living house in your country. I am the first son of Mr. Opong Weah; my father was a diamond/gold merchant in my country. My father had a bullet shot by the rebels on his way traveling out of my country with two of my younger sister's due to present crisis that is occurring in our country (Liberia). My sister's died on the spot while UN peace keepers rescued my father, and he was taken to hospital for medical treatment, were he later died. Before his death he revealed to my mother about a deposit he made with a security company in Ghana containing 55 kilos of raw gold and $12.6 million, (twelve million and six hundred thousand us dollars). for safekeeping as family treasures. My father did not disclose any of the content of the boxes to the security company to avoid the officials from raising eyebrows to the funds.


Presently my mother and I are in Ghana to notify the security company for the claims, and we are staying in the refugee camp. Therefore I want you to lecture me on how best we can invest this money, because my father told me that it is dangerous to invest this money in Africa to avoid suspicions, and due to market instability coupled with economic and political instability facing African countries, considering all this fact and the high economic growth in your country that is why we want to invest in your country.


For your mutual assistance in actualizing this our objective, my mother and I have agreed to offer you 25% of the total amount of the money. All the vital documents covering the deposit and the ownership are intact with our family attorney, which will be sent to you on your notifying us of your willingness to assist.

Note I have never disclosed this to any person apart from you, so you have to keep this transaction as a top secret to yourself. Also i will want you to forward across to me your direct Tel/Fax number for more information about this transaction. I am waiting for your urgent and positive feedback.


Best regards,

Mr. Charles Weah.
For the entire family
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BAHAHAHAHAH
2nd email scam! WHOOHOOHOOOO!!! Who wants his address?
Its
cw_weah2004@walla.com

Have fun fellas! Do whatever I really do not care. Sign him up on every damn mailing list you can find, and be sure to post about it. We want UBER spam. Do stupid things, like sign up to get free stuff. bwahahahha
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-10-31, 2:54 PM #2
I get probably about 5 of these a day at my massassi.net email address.
2004-10-31, 2:56 PM #3
Most of those get sent to the bulf folder, but I get some version of that every now and again.
Pissed Off?
2004-10-31, 2:56 PM #4
Lets get some revenge! Post them all here.
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-10-31, 3:00 PM #5
u guyz r mean. this man needz help and u are makin fun of him.
I'm goin to email him and help.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-10-31, 3:14 PM #6
*in tears laughing*
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-10-31, 3:17 PM #7
I like to lead them on for a while. See how many crazy lies I can get them to believe. I had one guy thinking I was the CEO a Newfoundland-based oil company with drilling rights in the Arctic, and that I couldn't talk to him by phone because our lines were on the fritz. It was great.
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2004-10-31, 3:22 PM #8
Guys knock yourselves out.
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-10-31, 3:37 PM #9
i've always wanted one of those scams.
2004-10-31, 3:55 PM #10
Same here, So far about the transaction, i am a CEO of MetaCortechs, a drilling company in the far north. My name is Thomas Anderson, :D and I have 10 kids. My wife is about go into labour, so I *need* this money :p Nobody else email him with fake stuff, I claim it. Just sign him up to mailing lists.
2004-10-31, 4:06 PM #11
If anyone of you reel any in, or need any tips take a look at [url]www.419eater.com[/url] a dedicated anti-419scamming community. [mild warning: some of the anti-scammers have managed to persuade the scammers to send pictures of people holding up signs, often with inappropriate or lewd phrases, as a sign of their "authenticity"].

My dad has a manila-envelope in a file containing lots of these from the past decade or so. Pity they don't tend to come in real snail-mail anymore because they'd always have pretty African stamps on the envelopes.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-10-31, 5:38 PM #12
Haha, that's great. You should tell him that you don't want the money, but instead you want to fly him here so you have sweet, sweet man-love with him.

Oh, and make sure you link him to massassi.
Stuff
2004-10-31, 5:41 PM #13
I don't get these emails. I must be unpopular. :(
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-10-31, 5:42 PM #14
do people actually fall for these scams?

if so, how do i go about pulling one off? :cool: :cool:
2004-10-31, 5:54 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkywrix
Same here, So far about the transaction, i am a CEO of MetaCortechs, a drilling company in the far north. My name is Thomas Anderson, :D and I have 10 kids. My wife is about go into labour, so I *need* this money :p Nobody else email him with fake stuff, I claim it. Just sign him up to mailing lists.


Its yours my friend.
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-11-01, 1:39 PM #16
Yes! [URL]Tony_Castrovinci@msn.com[/URL] ripped me off on an Amazon.com auction once. Sign em up!
2004-11-01, 1:41 PM #17
Um I think posting someone elses email address for malicious purposes is banned... or atleast it should be.
2004-11-01, 2:19 PM #18
Then what is this whole thread about? :confused:
Or are you not talking about just me?

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