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I'm gay.

2003-12-15, 11:17 AM #1

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Well, sort of, at least I've while I've got your attention...

Today I was talking to my friend (Who is Bi) about her friend, who I had just recently met, who is Bi. We were talking about how much of a kind, loving, and down-right great person she is. Suddenly, out of no where, two girls I used to admire for their wisdom and maturety argued the point that she was icky because she makes out with other girls. That she was 'Wrong' for thinking that it's ok. Then I asked 'Well, what If I were gay?' these girls being the 'Praise Brandon' girls that always agree with my quick thoughts said 'Thats your problem!'

So, I was thinking? From now on, if anyone asks, I'm gay. Simply to spite said people. I am for now on, completely, and utterly hot for men. (Well, women too :-P)

Now I need a boyfriend... any buyers?

JediKirby

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2003-12-15, 11:18 AM #2

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Looks over... nah sorry not my type.

2003-12-15, 11:21 AM #3

genk

doot!

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<Genki> #1> ) Kirby

I haven't done that to anyone yet, but I know a few Bi-girls, and I'd light those 2 gals on fire [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-15, 11:22 AM #4

R_ivi_N

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Posts: 425

How much ya payin'?

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2003-12-15, 11:22 AM #5

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh......*walks off to go check his "baaad baaad" thread...*

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2003-12-15, 11:23 AM #6

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Quote:

Originally posted by Genki:
and I'd light those 2 gals on fire

Your good... but I'm better. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

2003-12-15, 11:23 AM #7

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Quote:

Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
How much ya payin'?

6:50 an hour?

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2003-12-15, 11:23 AM #8

Prince Xizor

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Sorry, im straight.

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2003-12-15, 11:24 AM #9

SAJN

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Quote:

6:50 an hour?

Nice, your paying in TIME!

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2003-12-15, 11:24 AM #10

Yossarian

Not Your Average TrannyE

Posts: 268

RIVIN IS MINE. BACK OFF

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2003-12-15, 11:25 AM #11

cazor

Hello Ladies

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Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
6:50 an hour?

Well considering that 6:50 an hour would mean that you give 6 hours and 50 minutes per hour, i would say thats a damned good deal since you didnt even name a price. That is... if i were into guys. Which im not. But hey... you're the perfect height for another guy. You got one thing going for you.

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2003-12-15, 11:26 AM #12

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

erm... 6.50...

Any time Cazor... I'll drive down to your area of minnesota any time...

JediKirby

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2003-12-15, 11:27 AM #13

cazor

Hello Ladies

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Nah, that's fine.

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2003-12-15, 11:29 AM #14

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
erm... 6.50...

Any time Cazor... I'll drive down to your area of minnesota any time...

JediKirby

pffft, he's closer to ME but... yea

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2003-12-15, 11:30 AM #15

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

Now you got to aim for "Jewish" "Nazi" and "pornstar" Kirby, just like that Weird Al song...

Right, I'll shush now.

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2003-12-15, 11:31 AM #16

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

jEDIkIRBY can I be your man pimp?

2003-12-15, 11:31 AM #17

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Well hey, I'm already a midget, gay, and handicapt. Now all I need is to be black, and jewish and welfair will bow to my minority!

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2003-12-15, 11:33 AM #18

R_ivi_N

Loves The Rooster

Posts: 425

Quote:

Originally posted by Yossarian:
RIVIN IS MINE. BACK OFF

Man, I'm kak's if I belong to anyone!

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2003-12-15, 11:34 AM #19

Correction

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You should have poked them in the eyes... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-15, 11:36 AM #20

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Quote:

Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
Man, I'm kak's if I belong to anyone!

We all belong to kak.

2003-12-15, 11:37 AM #21

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Yeah, that's just a given...

I think you guys are forgetting the actual NOT funny aspect about this thread. Homophobics.

JediKirby

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2003-12-15, 11:47 AM #22

Outlaw Torn

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Sorry. I'm taken.

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2003-12-15, 11:48 AM #23

..would like a shrubbery.

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What's with all the topics about homophobics recently?

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2003-12-15, 11:52 AM #24

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Tis the season to be Gay, you know?

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2003-12-15, 11:55 AM #25

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Anyone wanna meet me under the missletoe.

2003-12-15, 12:04 PM #26

Compos Mentis

Posts: 2,331

Honestly, it's not a good idea. Alot of people think I'm gay when they first meet me simply because I have an above average grasp for english, and tongue piercings.

I just remain unknown, especially if I can tell it bothers them not being able to tell. I won't lie to them, because that doesn't accomplish anything. Besides that, what if you meet someone who's gay, and they're offended that you're "leading them on" or just plain lying?

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2003-12-15, 12:10 PM #27

Avenger

Positive!

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The comical potential is up there with this one

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2003-12-15, 12:41 PM #28

Wolfy

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Quote:

Originally posted by Yossarian:
RIVIN IS MINE. BACK OFF

Wait. Didn't you propose to Jon?

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2003-12-15, 12:47 PM #29

alpha1

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are you just saying this to tick nuaree off?

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2003-12-15, 2:06 PM #30

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I pretend I'm gay all the time, it's funny.

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2003-12-15, 2:13 PM #31

Nauree

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considering the amount of homosexual posts poping up latly, I wouldnt be suprized if everyone in the world was gay tomarrow. I'd then resort to my blow up doll and hope I die from STDs from it.

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2003-12-15, 2:18 PM #32

Roach

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Or you could just do it quickly and invest your money in a .44.

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2003-12-15, 2:20 PM #33

Nauree

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or I could do that and end this post quickly.

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2003-12-15, 2:21 PM #34

Nubs

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Quote:

Originally posted by Roach:
Or you could just do it quickly and invest your money in a .44.

Too much chance of error. Just take a bath with a toaster, or stereo depending on your tatses.

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2003-12-15, 2:22 PM #35

Run

2.0 has been canceled.

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I'm reminded of the movie In & Out with Kevin Kline. Specifically the end scene where everyone says they are gay.

So far by admission of posts the following massassians are gay (or at least pretend to be):

Jedikirby, Rivin, Yossarian, Mechwarrior, Compos Mentis, BV.

Hell I may as well jump on the bandwagon too. So for as long as this thread is active I'm gay too.

2003-12-15, 2:23 PM #36

Cloud

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I guess you could kind of be gay Kirby. You seem to have alot of lady friends judging from that post. Either that or you're what the kids like to say, a player...

In truth, I'm surprised no one says I'm gay at school yet. I thought they would think I would be because I never dated, flirted, etc. with a girl. Although some smart *** in a hallway did spank a girl's butt and blame it on me. I told the girl I didn't do it and she just smiles.

2003-12-15, 2:23 PM #37

Nauree

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I can assure you that my marksmanship is accurate as all the time spent in the arcade with Cop2 w/ recoil action playing 2 people at once.

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2003-12-15, 2:28 PM #38

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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Quote:

Originally posted by Cloud:
Although some smart *** in a hallway did spank a girl's butt and blame it on me. I told the girl I didn't do it and she just smiles.

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2003-12-15, 2:34 PM #39

saberopus

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Quote:

Originally posted by Nauree:
I can assure you that my marksmanship is accurate as all the time spent in the arcade with Cop2 w/ recoil action playing 2 people at once.

HAHA EHEE HEEE.

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2003-12-15, 2:51 PM #40

Yossarian

Not Your Average TrannyE

Posts: 268

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfy:
Wait. Didn't you propose to Jon?

That's none of your business!

*runs off crying*

[This message has been edited by Yossarian (edited December 15, 2003).]

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