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Funny Halloween Story...
2004-10-31, 5:14 PM #1
Anyone have any funny experiances??

Well @ my house we did. So my mom was dressed as a dead bride, I was a vampiress and my father was a skeleton but he lays there and pretends not to be real as if he were stuffed.

So this family comes up these 3 mothers with about 5 kids right. So there is this one little boy and he's too scared to come up and his older sisters are even more afraid, so the mom is all "go, go up there"

*I was the one giving out candy, and I was next to my father so I was setting it up to where they'd have to get close to get the candy and then he'd jump*

So the mom pulls the little boy up and instead of my dad jumping at the kid, she screams and makes the little boy panic and start screaming.

So then all the rest of the kids start coming closer so my dad jumps up and he startles this little girl who was talking to me, and in the process scares one of the kids mothers.

The mother freaks, jumps back, knocks her kid over, her kids arms going flying up into the air and he flies back and hits his head *ouch*

so the mom is still freaked out staring at my dad, the first little boy who had screamed when his mom scared him is in histerics and finally the mom turns and sees her kid has been knocked down and she's all "oh sweetie are u ok" and hes all "buaaaa ahhhh" haha

I'm sorry it was hilarious. THe kid was alright but it was great. We scared a lot of kids, and people were like "u all are awesome, good job" etc. there was even a lady video taping us.

We had the spooky music going, some teen girls were like "i'm not going up there, they got that mike meyers music playing" and my dad jumps up and they scream so loud! haha

It was fun. but there were so many cute little kids, when they were too scared to come up to get candy I'd walk to the end of the driveway to give it to them.

I only saw maybe one little boy who wasnt scared he was dressed as Nemo and my dad would jump and he'd squeal and start laughing, and then when he left he was all waving bye, it was adorable.

Needless to say the kids were all so cute I was giving out candy like a mad woman (I didn't want to be cheap) but then I had to start sparsing it out cuz we were running out. But overall it was a fun halloween!

Anywho do you all have any cute/etertaining stories?

Laura:cool:
2004-10-31, 5:35 PM #2
I bought some Halloween candy so I don't have to go Trick-or-Treating.
2004-10-31, 5:35 PM #3
That's awesome.. I remember a couple of years back, we had a fake gravesite with a skeleton laying on top of it, in our front yard.. the skeleton had fishing line tied to it, that went over a tree branch and into the window. I never tired of pulling on the line whenever some poor little kid walked up...
Stuff
2004-10-31, 5:43 PM #4
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Originally posted by kyle90
That's awesome.. I remember a couple of years back, we had a fake gravesite with a skeleton laying on top of it, in our front yard.. the skeleton had fishing line tied to it, that went over a tree branch and into the window. I never tired of pulling on the line whenever some poor little kid walked up...


haha right! lol we dont scare the really small ones but the ones that are like about 8 and up they are screwed lol.

One time back at my old house my dad jumped up and scared the kid so bad he fell back dropped his candy and just kept running, he never came back for it! lol

But yeah also tonight some kids all started poking at my dad asking if he was real, and I was like "i dont know, do you think he is?" and my dad jumped up and they all screamed. haha

so he goes "do you all want to see my face?" and all the kids were like "yeah yeah" so he pulls up his skeleton mask and underneath it he has another skeleton mask and he rips off the top one and does this maniacal laugh and they all start screaming haha

Woo I love halloween! hehe

Laura:cool:
2004-10-31, 6:01 PM #5
hahahah i got drunk and went trick or treating. i live in an alcahol fuled town.
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2004-10-31, 7:15 PM #6
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Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
so he goes "do you all want to see my face?" and all the kids were like "yeah yeah" so he pulls up his skeleton mask and underneath it he has another skeleton mask and he rips off the top one and does this maniacal laugh and they all start screaming haha


That's brilliant. must've worked really well.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-10-31, 7:29 PM #7
Wow, your dad sounds cool. Around here, all the uppity religious people have pretty much screwed Halloween over so we hadly get any kids. :(
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2004-10-31, 7:37 PM #8
yeah, it's a family thing. We've always just loved Halloween. I mean since I was a kid I've loved horror flicks and halloween and what not because it's always been a fun holiday for the family.

I can remember being a little girl in Germany and whenever we'd drive through tunnels or when we went down into the salt mines on this one trip we'd get to these dark areas and my dad would let out this manical laugh. he's really good at doing spooky voices all the "muahahaha" and all of that.

So i've always enjoyed horror things and getting scared and what not. Lol who knows, we are just all weird. but I love halloween it's a fun time lol woot! Oddly enough it's a holiday that we all get along the most, like we join as a family and enjoy dressing up and pulling pranks and what have u. lol Last night my mom, my father and I, all sat watching some Scientific Documentary on these people who felt their house was demonically possessed haha. I was wigging out, my mom was scared, my father was all intrigued...we are odd like that. ANd then we all went out to the movies. Where my parents refused to go see Saw. Which i've been dying to see lol. O well I'll go catch the flick with friends [/rant]

Laura:cool:
2004-10-31, 7:54 PM #9
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Originally posted by Seb
That's brilliant. must've worked really well.


BRILLIANT!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-01, 4:32 AM #10
:confused:

Have any crack lately?
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-11-01, 8:06 AM #11
I did precisely nothing except play UT. Oh, what a daring time that was.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-11-01, 8:21 AM #12
I almost woke my parents up playing halo. This is ofcourse after I almost break my XBOX, one of my friends XBOXs, and several sodas. Cursed friends shaking up sodas. It did go without a hitch after that. Now, my neighbour hood is not a very good one. So, at 3 freaking am in the morning, a guy comes up and rings my doorbell. I open my window and yell at the guy so freaking much, I think he will be scared for life. :) all in a nights work.
2004-11-01, 8:24 AM #13
Robbed kids, egged stuff... robbed stuff, egged kids. Same diff. Got drunk, ran from cops.

Hey, it's Orlando. Booze (and hookers!) is everywhere.
Hazard a company one process.

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