"The Zombie Survival guide: Complete protection from the living dead" by Max Brooks. It's like one of those worst case scenario thingers, but... with zombies. Buy it, read it. You never know when they might strike again >_>

AND NOW TO BUILD A TEN FOOT CINDERBLOCK WALL (REINFORCED WITH STEEL RODS AND FILLED WITH CEMENT) AROUND MY YARD KTXH

Is it free? Sounds like it should be!

My bible is The Action Hero's Handbook from the Worst Case Scenario series. Seriously. The next time you have to evade a MiG, stop a wedding, or climb down Mount Rushmore, you'll want me around.

Yeah, but action heroes don't stand a chance against a horde of zombies. Try taking down a horde of zombies with a chainsaw in real life, and see how far it gets you.

(Hint: Not far.)

I'll be the judge of that when it happens>_>

Well, my book covers how to win a fight when you're outnumbered, save someone who has flat-lined, contact the dead, perform the Vulcan nerve pinch, and navigate a ventilation shaft. So I'd say I'm pretty set already :p

But would the vulcan nerve pinch work on a hoard of undead?

Fight when you're outnumbered by humans . There's a multitude of ways to kill a human, but only one way to kill a zombie. Saving someone who has flatlined can be helpful, but only if they havn't been infected. In a zombie infestation, you're going to be contacting the dead a lot anyway, so that's not going to be of much use, and a zombie would be unphased by a nerve pinch. As for navigating ventilation shafts... That could be useful, but only in certain cases.

Contrary to popular belief, action heroes don't stand a good chance against a horde of the undead.

On a different note, I found these on the book's website. Fun to mess around with.

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/

The first is the original, but the second allows the humans to fight back

ummm...........Army of Darkness?

yea. thats what i thought.

Army of Darkness is a movie. In real life, a chainsaw is too loud, bulky, and its fuel too finite, to be of much use against a horde of zombies. Duh.

How could you take zombies down in real life, if they don't even exist?

you're ignorant

zombies are a constant threat to freedom

And how do you know they don't exist? Next thing you'll be telling me that Santa and the Easter bunny don't exist. Mind explaining the presents and the eggs? And the tooth fairy, too. I bet you'd say she's fake also. But if you ever put a tooth under your pillow you'd know otherwise.

Seriously, it's people like you that make this world suck. Your ignorance is only surpassed by your stupidity.

This just struck me as an interesting thing for you to say, considering how active you are in all the religious threads....but let's not tread that path just now.

Haha, you know what, I actually might buy that. thnx for the 411

Laura

I have the book too.
Blades don't need reloading.



Zombie fighter's unite!

Zombies dont exist........

*Brain gets eaten by local passing zombie*

oh .....darn.

You still type after your brain is gone... what a trooper.

Heh, I like the book "How to rule the world"... I can't remember who wrote it, but apparently they actually did try to take over the world.

But as far as zombies go, I've found that a chainsaw is quite effective on them. But make sure you get out the plasma gun or machine gun as soon as one of those fireball-shooting dudes comes around (or those damned floating heads), because you'll never get close enough to use the chainsaw.

my brother gave that to his best friend for Christmas last year... same person that received the rpg, Plague

Why isn't anyone considering the military as a line of defense against the zombie invasion?

Because the zombies will get to them too!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to fix my space shuttle for re-entry.

Actual spoilers. Huge ones.

Awesome part at the ending of Shaun of the Dead when the Green Berets or SAS or whatever show up and slaughter the zombies. Very cool scene.

André De Guillaume? Have it. Live by it.

Your mom doesn't exist.

Zombies DO exist. As does your mom. In fact. His mom is the ZOMBIE QUEEN! (suspenseful music)

I cant wait to tell her!!! Im so proud of my Zombie mom.

I get more confused as this thread progresses. It must be stopped, for the fate of humanity.

Its best if you don't try to understand it. It'll save you from taking lots of pain medication later on.

Confusion is the tell tale sign that youve become a zombie....way to go mom!