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Jesus was black. Or was he Italian?
2004-11-02, 9:53 AM #1
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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2004-11-02, 10:39 AM #2
I think jesus was a guy. :)
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2004-11-02, 10:47 AM #3
I think Jesus was a eunuch.
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2004-11-02, 10:50 AM #4
With all the mystical stuff he did, like walking on water and miraculous healings and stuff, he was a Goa'uld for sure. :p
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2004-11-02, 10:52 AM #5
I still say he was infrared .
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2004-11-02, 10:53 AM #6
jesus is a co-pilot.
2004-11-02, 10:55 AM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
I think Jesus was a eunuch.


Way to make fun of my Lord's manhood there... I'm sure if he was the perfect man he had 15 inches atleast.
2004-11-02, 11:05 AM #8
:rolleyes:
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2004-11-02, 11:09 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
Way to make fun of my Lord's manhood there... I'm sure if he was the perfect man he had 15 inches atleast.


Well I'd rather not think about Jesus' penis like you, so I see him as not having one.

:p
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2004-11-02, 11:18 AM #10
Jesus was asian, just because...
Think while it's still legal.
2004-11-02, 11:53 AM #11
You idiots he was clearly Indian. :p
2004-11-02, 1:17 PM #12
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2004-11-02, 1:46 PM #13
Wait...I thought he was an Eskimo...like the Mighty Quinn...
2004-11-02, 1:52 PM #14
That was funny until the end.
2004-11-02, 1:53 PM #15
Hehe.
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2004-11-02, 1:59 PM #16
Pfffft. Jesus was obviously ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!

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