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svetlana wants cash
2004-11-03, 6:06 PM #1
she asked me for $1050US wired by western union so she could buy a plane ticket to come and visit me.
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yeah. right.
haha!!!
2004-11-03, 6:09 PM #2
I'm laughing too. :D

You should tell her that you'll just buy the ticket for her. I'd love to hear her reaction to that.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-11-03, 6:11 PM #3
tell her you are homeless and just use free internet cafes to stay in touch. Im sure that would work...
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2004-11-03, 6:12 PM #4
Send her food-stamps. Also look at my WPYO comic in the discussion forums at wpyo.

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2004-11-03, 6:13 PM #5
yayaya buy a ticket and mail it to her!!
by the way have you spoken to her on the phone!?!?!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-11-03, 6:25 PM #6
Is she doing the macarena?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-03, 6:30 PM #7
i asked her for a picture of her holding a red ball and have a dog in the picture.
she asked me why i was asking her to do silly things?
haha!!!
2004-11-03, 6:38 PM #8
Interestingly, there's an article in today's NY Times about this little scam. Sting her (or I should say, him :p).
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2004-11-03, 6:42 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Interestingly, there's an article in today's NY Times about this little scam. Sting her (or I should say, him :p).


yeah, I had a feeling this was a scam from the beginning.
2004-11-03, 6:51 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
i asked her for a picture of her holding a red ball and have a dog in the picture.
she asked me why i was asking her to do silly things?
haha!!!


WHY WERE YOU ASKING SUCH SILLY THINGS?!
Hazard a company one process.
2004-11-03, 6:51 PM #11
I googled "Russian Bride scam" to maybe find info about the article that Avenger mentioned

and look what I found:

http://svetlana.iwarp.com/about.html

Same name....... May be a cooincidence, perhaps not. The pictures don't match, but on the internet, pictures don't mean a damn thing and can be substituted with practically no effort.
2004-11-03, 6:52 PM #12
I don't care if it's a scam or not... I want her.
2004-11-03, 6:52 PM #13
SHE IS A MAN

>.>

<.<

*runs away*
2004-11-03, 6:52 PM #14
Spend the money on yourself, fly there, have sex with her (permitting she isn't a 50-year-old man) and come back.
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2004-11-03, 6:53 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
I don't care if it's a scam or not... I want her.

You...do?
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2004-11-03, 7:57 PM #16
...you've continued to play along with this? We gotta get you a hobby :p
2004-11-03, 8:35 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
You...do?


Well, she's a fairly good-looking woman.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-03, 8:38 PM #18
GIVE HER MONEY, LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY

*cough*

....huh, whats goin on?
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2004-11-03, 8:59 PM #19
This thread title really made me chuckle.:)
2004-11-04, 7:02 AM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
yeah, I had a feeling this was a scam from the beginning.


wow, what amazing powers of deduction you have there...

And I second Jaiph, Evad needs something or rather, someone to do.
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2004-11-04, 2:20 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
And I second Jaiph, Evad needs something or rather, someone to do.
Were you volunteering? :p
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2004-11-04, 2:30 PM #22
he likes foreign girls...
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2004-11-04, 2:35 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Roach
Fly her over, hump with efficiency that rivals soviet bunnies, and then call immigration services so you don't have to deal with the awkward post-copulation time period.
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2004-11-04, 6:14 PM #24
i'm just having fun with whoever it is now.
i told them if they can snd me a picture of that girl holding the red ball that i would send them $1050 and then i would send them another $1050 for the plane ticket.
whoever it is, they're still playing the role asking me why i don't trust them. hahaha!!!
2004-11-04, 6:16 PM #25
It's amazing how much you can play with these people and what lenghts they'll go to to try to get your money. Keep progressing to more and more absurd and sadistic things and see what they'll do. :p
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