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Black People Love Us!
2004-11-03, 7:33 PM #1
They really do!

After saying a multisyllabic word such as "understand," Johnny will often follow it with a translation for my benefit like "Dig?" I am glad that he makes his big words accessible to me.

I love being around Johnny and Sally because they kiss their dogs on the mouth, and that is really funny!

I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???

Sally uses a washcloth in the shower and scrubs herself!!
2004-11-03, 7:35 PM #2
Why did you bring this site up again? Why?
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2004-11-03, 7:39 PM #3
Because it's possibly the best site on the internet. Period. Bash is it's only contendor.
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2004-11-03, 7:42 PM #4
"I love the website. It highlights another interesting phenomenon that happens whenever I answer people about my ethnicity. Seems whenever I tell interested folks I'm a Native American, they always state they're part Cherokee. I'm sure the Cherokee nation had a toga fest and shagged all the white folks. Get real America."
2004-11-03, 7:44 PM #5
Always makes me laugh.
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2004-11-03, 7:56 PM #6
ROFL! This site always makes me laugh.
2004-11-03, 8:07 PM #7
I'm part Cherokee.
2004-11-03, 8:08 PM #8
Old news.
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2004-11-03, 8:49 PM #9
I love how Johnny and Sally refer to me as "The Black Ryan" so no one gets confused when they are talking about me, this makes me feel special.
2004-11-04, 6:50 AM #10
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Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Because it's possibly the best site on the internet.


indeed.
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2004-11-04, 9:37 AM #11
Well it's funny but hardly the best site on the internet I mean honestly... wtf racism.
2004-11-04, 9:49 AM #12
Didn't someone post this in the forum of love a long time ago? Was it you?

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Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???
ROFL!

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Sally uses a washcloth in the shower and scrubs herself!!
How did they know this? o_O
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2004-11-04, 10:17 AM #13
White supremecists no longer need to hide their feelings, as Johnny and Sally show. Be blatantly honest and the blacks will love you!!

If your thinking that by love I mean kill.... then... your right. Don't tell the racists though ;)
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2004-11-04, 12:14 PM #14
Seriosuly, this isn't funny in any way. It's stupidity at its finest... I hope the black people gang up on the stupid white people on the site and beat the crap outta them for portraying them in such a way. They make them sound like morons, and the title "Black People Love Us" is suggestively racist.
2004-11-04, 12:27 PM #15
Temperamental, are you kidding?
2004-11-04, 12:31 PM #16
Tempermental, have you ever heard of satire?
2004-11-04, 12:44 PM #17
Yes, I understand that it's satire/ a joke, but the thing I was trying to say is, I didn't find it funny in the slightest. Not because I found it slightly racist, but becuase I didn't really find it funny...
2004-11-04, 1:29 PM #18
Wow, that site literally had me cracking up. Dear God some of those "testimonials" are funny!

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Johnny always compliments me by saying things like, "Damn ***** you stupid fly," or by telling me you a big fine woman back that thing up. Just things that make a black girl feel good.

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Sally and Johnny are always giving me my props on how good it is that I graduated from college and that I do not have any illegitimate children. The fact that I have never been to jail makes me a "credit to my race" in their eyes. They know my race needs all the credit it can get.

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Sally and Johnny always ask me how the entire black community feels about certain topics. I really respect this about them because I am black and therfore obviously know how all blacks feel about everything!

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Sally is so thoughtful. She always tries to set me up with every black man she knows. Since we're both black that means my date and I will have so much in common.


This stuff is so racist, but it's in a very humorous way, and I can't believe anyone would truly get offended by it.
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2004-11-04, 2:52 PM #19
I would probably say the site was made by somebody black themselves.
2004-11-04, 3:15 PM #20
You know, like in real life, you geeks like to quote things that everyone just heard/read, and in doing so, think they make it more funny. Seriously, I didn't laugh any differently, or at all when I read it a second time.

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2004-11-04, 3:39 PM #21
Excuse me? Did you just call us geeks? Have you look in the mirror JK boy? Or ever hear the phrase pot calling the kettle black? So stfu now, k? thanks bye.
2004-11-04, 4:35 PM #22
Your sig has both "troll" and "woot" in it. You are a geek.
2004-11-04, 4:49 PM #23
I'm more than a geek than anyone except for GBK on this board (I have that geek test to prove it.) That doesn't mean I repeat things that someone's just heard, read, or saw. I think you missed the point of my post.
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2004-11-04, 7:17 PM #24
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Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I'm more than a geek than anyone except for GBK on this board (I have that geek test to prove it.) That doesn't mean I repeat things that someone's just heard, read, or saw. I think you missed the point of my post.


Have you take into consideration that some people who don't feel like combing the website would rather read the quotes that the visitors of this forum post in this thread, not to mention some people like to share which one they thought was funny to them and see if anyone else thought it was funny too or should I got back to my hole and smoke some more crack?
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2004-11-04, 8:28 PM #25
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Originally posted by SavageX378
...some people who don't feel like combing the website would rather read the quotes that the visitors of this forum post in this thread...


Yep, that's me. Too lazy to open it. I appreciate the quotes in the thread. I'll definitely look at the site later.
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2004-11-05, 1:41 PM #26
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Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
You know, like in real life, you geeks like to quote things that everyone just heard/read, and in doing so, think they make it more funny. Seriously, I didn't laugh any differently, or at all when I read it a second time.


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Originally posted by SavageX378
Have you take into consideration that some people who don't feel like combing the website would rather read the quotes that the visitors of this forum post in this thread, not to mention some people like to share which one they thought was funny to them and see if anyone else thought it was funny too or should I got back to my hole and smoke some more crack?



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2004-11-05, 6:55 PM #27
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Didn't someone post this in the forum of love a long time ago? Was it you?


*Raises hand* that would be me.

And yes, this site is remarkably funny and racist, all at the same time.
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2004-11-05, 7:01 PM #28
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2004-11-05, 7:51 PM #29
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Didn't someone post this in the forum of love a long time ago? Was it you?

Whatever happened to the Forum of Love anyway?
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2004-11-05, 10:57 PM #30
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2004-11-05, 11:05 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I'm more than a geek than anyone except for GBK on this board (I have that geek test to prove it.) That doesn't mean I repeat things that someone's just heard, read, or saw. I think you missed the point of my post.


Thing is, not everyone's heard, read or saw it. i checked it out a logn time ago the last time it was posted. I really don't feel like combing it again. So, those quote give me a good lugh while remebering the site. is it really so offencive to you? itss not like people are coming in here quoting the thread title.
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