Sure, gay marriages were banned in 11 states this election... but a Hispanic lesbian is now the sheriff of Dallas! I found it a bit amusing. You can read the whole story here (it's not very long). 
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...poo
...pooif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
do other babe}
else{
do a dude}
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
do other babe}
else{
do a dude}