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Go forth my minions and destroy! DESTROY!
2004-11-04, 9:26 PM #1
^cookie to anyone who names where the topic title is from.

Anyways, I just got this in the mail and thought I should ask you guys what I should do with it. I'm really worried about this guy...

Quote:
From: DR PAUL OSAGIE.
Bills & Exchange Manager
FIRST NATIONAL BUILDING SOCIETY
23 CREEK ROAD APAPA LAGOS.
NIGERIA
EMAIL: drosagie@netscape.net
sir/madam
PRIVATE AND URGENT.
I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of

money
from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this

magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that
all will be well at
the end of the day. We decided to contact you due to the urgency of this
transaction. PROPOSITION; We discovered an abandoned sum of (Twenty million
United states

Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died

along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or
relations
has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. We cannot
release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as
the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking
guidelines. Upon this discovery, we now seek your permission to have

you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be

carefully worked out by us for the funds (Twenty Million United states Dollars)
to
be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest
you to note that we have secured from the probate an order of madamus

to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge receipt of this
message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavour by furnishing

me with the following; 1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers.
These requirements will enable us file a letter of claim to the appropriate
departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can
be made. We shall be compensating you with 3 Million Dollars on final

conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for us. Your share stays
with you
while the rest shall be for us for investment purposes in your country.
If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust
we have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email.
Please reply to my EMAIL: drosagie@netscape.net
Regards,
DR PAUL OSAGIE.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-04, 9:29 PM #2
Well, I know that I personally just leave 20 million lying around in case I feel like giving it away...
Life is beautiful.
2004-11-04, 9:49 PM #3
You do too? I thought I was the only one.
Pissed Off?
2004-11-04, 9:59 PM #4
Quote:
"Burn! Burn! Burn it all! Entropy is King of the Multiverse, and we are but his servants! Go forth, my minions, go forth and put Sigil to the torch!"


This was from some thing called Doomguard
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-11-05, 4:20 AM #5
Wasnt there another thread about scam emails already this week?
2004-11-05, 8:13 AM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Ewoklover
This was from some thing called Doomguard


Nein. Think really cool video game turned Saturday morning cartoon.

....but this one's MY scam e-mail!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

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