That I couldn't find the derivative of x. I tell ya, freakiest thing ever. In all seriousness, that was the weirdest dream I have ever had. Who in god's name throw's their covers off their bed and has a nightmare about Calculus?

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I certainly don't.

Wow. You should pick up women with that. That would be hilarious.

Nerds.

I woke up with a big headache the other day because I had a weird dream that I was trying to draw 30 still life pictures at the same time.

I think the last time I had a dream that blew my mind and had me freaked out when I wook up was one of those strange ones where something massive was inside something small. I actually woke up shouting, "No! That's impossible!!!" (no, it's not star wars related, mind you).

Disturbing.

I have wierd dreams. WIERD

It's Weird.

Sorry I couldnt resist, your spelling just looked so... wierd.

Out of the dreams that I remember the weirdest that I know of was proof that I had been playing video games a bit too often at that point.

I started off in Descent flying around throught the tunnels, in the ship from the game, fighting off the mining robots, and everything. Suddenly, I end up in a large area filled with various spacecraft. I land my ship, get out and get in an X-wing, fly out in to space, and very soon arrive home. I land the X-wing in my driveway, run up stairs to avoid someone who had started chasing me (I can't remeber who or what was chasing me) . . . .

Then I woke up.

I had a weird dream where I was eating at a restaruant. Then I had to buy a lighter. With my lighter I went into a logging truck. Then some guy tries to kill me. So I leave the truck and try to set him on fire. The ligther doesnt work so I shoot it. Then it explodes and my hand is on fire. The fire tastes like copper.:confused:

I also had a dream last night where I had to fight the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massicare, and like, took his chainsaw. Then diced him into pieces. Then I died because I guess he cut me in half or something when I wasnt looking.

I don't have nightmares, i just tend to get sort of scary thrillers playing in my dreams :p

I had one last night but can't remember what it was

i have...i have...blurry dreams. Like, i am in stockwood :p, and i get everything i wish:rolleyes:...*giggle giggle*

i just had an ep3 dream, why did i have to wake up?

I doubt the ending would have been revealed to you that way. It probably would have sucked anyway.

You were dreaming about anna nicole smith in a wonderbra?

I've had a couple of dreams that have been entirely text based. All the usual weird crap you get in dreams was happening, but I was reading it in IRC.

One other nerd one involved me being out with some friends and getting attacked by hydralisks. Scary as hell.

You couldn't get 1 in your dream?

The strangest dream I can remember was about a serial killer named Foley Steiner. He had hooks for hands, and he was stalking me. Everywhere I went I saw him driving his 59 chevy truck with both of his feet hanging out the window. There were apparently a string of murders that the police couldn't solve, but the killer would always leave two signature clues - he would turn over all the furniture in the victim's home and throw cheese cubes all over the floor. One day when I went to visit my parents, I walked in and saw the sofa upside down and cheese cubes everywhere - that was when I woke up. Yeah that dream was a doozie...

Wowowowow, PHREAKY. Serial killer dreams are the worst. I had one where chucky (mind you I was like 10) and he took over all my other toys. Lots of chasing ensued, and I woke up after I jumped off a cliff (which magically appeared outside my house) to escape the toys. Fell outta my bed too, what a bad way to wake up.

Hey baby, can I be your derivative? Because I want to be tangent to all your curves...

I had this one dream where I was laying in bed and I noticed that the sky was red and everything else was in shades of black. I took a look at the microwave in the kitchen and was freaked out that something red was glowing it flames could be seen in the glow. I then woke up in horror but I soon discovered that I was still in that same world and I woke up again. I think I "woke" up in that dream like 5 times before I woke up for real. However, when I did woke up for real, I was too scared to open my eyes because I still wasn't sure I was really out of the dream.

Another time, I had this dream where I was walking around a high school campus, looking for a soda machine to buy myself a Pepsi. When I found that machine, a whole mess of students starting to run away from something. All of a sudden, the campus was now an amusement park but abandoned. I then went into a building that sorta looked like a gym from outside but resembled a lobby in the inside. I was then attacked by a group of mad scientists with knives in their hands. I then say a weapon on the ground and went over to it to pick it, FPS style. It was some kind of shotgun-revolver hybrid. I then blasted away a few of them and then shoved the barrel of the gun down the throat of the last one. Then, a group of cops starting to storm the building and came running after me. I then entered an elevator (which strange was swing about on a thin rope because there was no elevator shaft) in order to escape. When I got up to a certain floor, I lept out of the elevator and started running down a street along one of those islands with grass. Police cars were on my tail at that point. I then jumped over a fence on the left side of the road and just kept running. I then woke up at that point.

Funny thing about that last dream was that everything ha d happen to me was all because I just wanted a Pepsi. After I told my sister that dream, she took me to the store and bought me one. :p

i close my eyes, experience a short moment of blackness, i open my eyes and its morning.

thats how i sleep.

I had to get up early one school day and my dad came to wake me up but I was half-sleeping and couldn't understand what he was saying or what was happening. I was trying to differentiate the situation.

I count sheep.

Do these sheep have fangs?

My dreams are usually extremely bizarre and twisted. And while I can usually remember them a few moments after I wake up, they are gone shorty after...

With respect to what?