...is an idiot. He has been talking to a girl from Florida for little over a week and has decided that he is going to move there over the summer. His main reason for doing so? He claims to be a vampire and she would let him feed from her. I tell his stupid *** that he is just anemic and should take iron supplements, every time he hears this from me he shuts up. Also, he is convinced that they are in love. I'm like, 'Dude, think about this with your bigger head before you make any decisions.' He replied, 'I've been second-guessing myself for the past six years and I'm not going to do it any more.' Now this fool is only 16 so I can't possibly think of any major decisions he would have to make at the age of 10. Oh, and there's nothing we can do to stop him because he is in love.

Argh...

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sHRiKE or Mith

There are times when violence is the only option left

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temporary gentinal removal works i hear...

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He thinks he's a vampire, he thinks he needs blood. What he needs is a bloody good SLAP!

oh and, this girl will probably be in fact, a 45 fat man.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Let him screw up his own life forever. Yeah, it's a harsh lesson, but probably the only way he'll learn.

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[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited April 11, 2004).]

So what if he wants to go to Florida for the summer. He might learn something

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Well, he could stop by my house on the way. I'm in northern AL btw. Give me a second to find my "Idiot stick" aka Cattleprod and I'll be ready.

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Yes. A fat, balding, 45-year-old, smoking a stogie, browsing through page after page of kiddie-pr0n, just waiting for one of his many pen-pals to pan out and provide him with 15 minutes of twisted pleasure . . . until he kills them and dumps the body in a river...

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

GBK, your getting very specific now. You wouldn't happen to.... hmm

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Sweet irony...

i know i have parrents

does he have parrents?

how could he just get up and move to FL this summer, that is lutacrus. if you want to stop him, talk to his parrents.

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Happen to what? No, really, by all means, finish your statement...

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

Dr. Phil.

Oh sorry. You wanted to solve a problem, not have some "doctor" just describe it to him again.

You should b*tch-slap him until he gets detached retnas, or gets some sense knocked into him. You know... whichever comes first.

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....you could always call Van Helsing...

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RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

pfft bugger Van Helsing, call Buffy

I perfer Alucard, of Hellsign decendence, myself. *cough at Is907*

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Remember kiddies, you must to be completely devoid of any confidence whatsoever. Otherwise you're an egomaniac.

I had a good friend who went through the vampiric stage. One of her male friends was going to "turn her." She got out of the phase in about a few months.

However, at age 16, going to meet a girl he's never met in person, to further indulge in his delusion?

Ask him to provide empirical evidence that he is, in fact, a vampire.

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"To believe in God means to see that the facts of the world are not the end of the matter."
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
"And any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up."

Sorry, I find this just disturbing..

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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

Push your friend into the sunlight, if he really thinks he's a vampire he'll be so shocked you'll be able to nail the stake right through his heart before he sees it coming.

Better yet, ask him to show you the drugs.
This is totally nuts. Why would he think he's a vampire? This kid seriously needs a wakeup call...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Or a sound beating. Whatever is needed to make him realize the meaning of "Fantasy".

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-DX:IW

Kick him in the nuts.

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[This message has been edited by EvanC (edited April 10, 2004).]

Yes. Do that! End the genetic tree!

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Dude thinks he's a vampire?

I would think the whole sunlight thing would be give a dead give away to the truth,

Anyways, I agree with whats been posted so far..

I would tell his parents, I know this is alot easier said then done, But if he is under the delusion that he is a vampire, even after you give him a smack of reilty..

He might need to be in a metal institution.

I'm no doctor(ofcourse), But I'm pretty sure going to another state to live with some one you never meet to 'feed' off them counts under, a Danger to your self and/or others..

[This message has been edited by Grim Zombie (edited April 11, 2004).]

Put garlic in your pocket, then hope he can't tell. If he can't then confront him and tell him he isn't a vampire.

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

Maybe he should stop watching Buffy.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

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This topic post made me laugh out loud. ahahahah. wonderful.

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Temporary! How would that work? Keep em on ice for a while?


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"This thread is still alive? Someone should kill it."

I assume some unfortunate virgin in our word is waiting for a genital transplant...

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Well, hold a cross to his face and if he hisses uncontrollably, then he's a vampire, if not, hes a fake.

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That's disturbing. Sounds like talking sense into him should be as easy as talking sense into a drunk.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

Oh, yes I forgot to specify that he does have mental problems. He is schizophrenic to a degree which is beyond most schizos'. He hallucinates, hears voices, and is paranoid. He has been in the Desert Samaritan Mental Hospital quite a few times. If he forgets to take his meds he shakes. Anyway, he has an IQ of 186 but has no grasp on reality.

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Cower before my blades as I manipulate time to slaughter your pitiful, mortal body.

sHRiKE or Mith

Suggestions:

1. Stake him (not recommended, sweeping up dust is time consuming, and if he isn't a vamp, there's the whole murder thing. )

2. Tie him to a tanning bed, flick on the light, and leave him there. IIf he bursts into flames, yeah, he's a vamp. If so, do suggestion #1.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Ah, that's something pretty big to forget. It also pretty much invalidates everything anyone said.

She must have emailed him some tuna

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Dont press the red button. Whatever you do, DO NOT press the red button......you just pressed the red button didnt you?

I had a friend once who thought he had some special connection with Satan. He always used to ask people for their souls, like it was no big deal. Once he said to me "Can I have your soul? I'll give you anything you want in return... any girl you ever wanted.." to which I replied "You're an idiot."
He used to tell everyone he had the Satanic bible... well, we found it. It was one of those "funny" spoof books. He gave it up eventually when he realized when people were looking at him strangly after he would "scare them", it wasn't out of fear, it was out of bafflement. We told just about everyone about the "bible" of his, and after that, people just started laughing at him whenever he pulled his "devil" crap. Poor guy.. unfortunately, he still thinks every girl he's ever spoken to wants to have sex with him... it's sort of pathetic, really. All these girls he claims to "want him" don't even like talking to him. Some have never met him.. But he's got himself a baby now (knocked up his girlfriend before either of them were even 18) and now he's stuck in a dead-end job, living with a girl he doesn't even like. (They're not together anymore, or so he tells everyone. But they still live together. But he tells some people they still are together.)

Anyways, that was a bit of a rant. I think you should just let your friend go to Florida. When it comes to "feeding" time, I'm sure he'll probably realize he's not a vampire.

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Yea. Im backing away from this.

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Or maybe he won't and he'll actually try to bite her neck.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

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National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

I'm assuming you already know this.. but he needs to go back. (the the hospital) Tell his parents, they need to know. Someone who has problems like this A. Shouldn't be travelling across the country to Florida to B. meet with someone that doesn't know him/about his problems.

And if he does hallucinate, it's entirely possible he could do something like.. "feed"..

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RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

This is sad... no vampire would use the internet to meet women you know that.

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