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funny multiplay moments
2004-11-08, 9:24 PM #1
post a funny moment you have had while playing a game in multiplayer.

I have two,

1: while playing UT in a LAN-fest, I shot a ripper round at the wall for the hell of it, and got a headshot of a guy that was behind me. this means that my best kill ever was just dumb luck.

2: (not quite multiplayer but still) I had my two computers in a network game of B&W to have some fun, and at one point they became unsincronized(sp?) , mostly because one is a 330 megahertz and the other is a 2 gigahertz, but they came back into sinc, the serious problem that the slow as a dead dog computer having a totaly different cityscape as the fast one. it was funny because if it was a real mp game and not just me messing around, my opponent would have been none too happy.

(it probably would not have happened if I could have been able to host games on my faster computer.
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2004-11-09, 12:29 AM #2
UT:
- fires a ripper
- ripper hits wall and comes straight back
- me dodges ripper
- me smiles
- ripper ricochets and headshots me from behind
- "[name] killed his own dumbself"
- me frowns.

JK:
- same as above but with the bowcaster

CS:
terrorist plants bomb. me on 3 health makes way to bomb. area heavily guarded. terrorists laugh. terrorists point out bomb is gonna detonate. bomb detonates killing terrorists. CTs win round.
2004-11-09, 2:12 AM #3
Have house network up as of yesterday.

1. Install JK

2. Beat over enthusiastic housemate 42-0, on canyon oasis, just using my sabre.

3. (realise I'm at 1500 posts!)

4. ******!
2004-11-09, 2:52 AM #4
I'm just going to assume that's my name under the ******'s.

My funniest multiplayer moment was playing the demo of Jedi Knight -- the Bespin level -- via the modem with my best friend. I kept blowing him off the edge with the concussion rifle, and he kept dropping mines into the elevators while I was coming up. That was probably the hardest I'd ever laughed.
******
I beat the internet. The last guy was hard.
2004-11-09, 2:58 AM #5
Playing a four player cooperative game of System Shock 2, each specialising in different weaponry/skills.

And a friend managed to get himself killed by a psymonkey.

We didnt stop laughing for the rest of the week long LAN party.
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2004-11-09, 2:58 AM #6
Nah, it wasn't you - it was gbk baiting...

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2004-11-09, 4:02 AM #7
I was in a party in Gustav Tunnel, and the tank disconnected in mid battle, (NIN tank), and the goblin started to run towards the WHM, and Me, the other RNG, and the DRK all voked the thing to get it off the WHM it was running for.

We were in a triangle, so the gob just started walking around in circles, then it started it's special move "Bomb Toss", but since it was in the middle of the three of us, it threw the bomb, none of us took any damage, and it killed itself.

It was funny.

>.>
<.<
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2004-11-09, 8:43 AM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by CavEmaN
UT:
- fires a ripper
- ripper hits wall and comes straight back
- me dodges ripper
- me smiles
- ripper ricochets and headshots me from behind
- "[name] killed his own dumbself"
- me frowns.

JK:
- same as above but with the bowcaster


You never learn, do you? :p
2004-11-09, 8:50 AM #9
Was playing San Andreas 2-players with a friend early this evening. After many attempts, we managed to steal the Dodo from the Los Santos airport, fly it to the military installation near Las Venturas (instant 4 star wanted level) via the river and dam, land, steal the millitary helicopter, fly that back to Los Santos, land, jack a car, get to pay and spray.

Much hilarity ensued.
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2004-11-09, 9:11 AM #10
http://www.mentatmm.com/nds/media_screenshots.html

I have so many great memories, I just wish that JK would have had demo support.
2004-11-09, 1:07 PM #11
Quote:
CS:
terrorist plants bomb. me on 3 health makes way to bomb. area heavily guarded. terrorists laugh. terrorists point out bomb is gonna detonate. bomb detonates killing terrorists. CTs win round.


Nah, that's wrong. T wins if the bomb detonates, regardless of who survives.
2004-11-09, 1:18 PM #12
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Even if all the T's are dead, you still need to defuse the bomb. If it blew, then the T's win, even if they're all dead.
2004-11-09, 1:37 PM #13
I was playing Red Alert 2 with a friend over LAN. He's not very good, and I promised not to tank rush him this time around (he lost the last round in under 5 minutes). Anyway, I'm Allies, he's Soviets. I'm busy building up my economy when he attacks. I stave him off for a little while, but he keeps pushing. So I get a brilliant idea. I start churning out Aircraft Carriers like none other. Eventually he sweeps through my base, but overlooks my Naval Yard. He's searching the map for any units that might be left. I have a bit of money left, so I finish up about 7 Aircraft Carriers and a few destroyers and Aegis Cruisers for good measure, then travel around to the back of his base. I start attacking and he panics. Sells everything. I'm eventually able to hunt down his units with my Aircraft Carriers.

I beat him with only a Naval Yard left. :D
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2004-11-09, 7:48 PM #14
in bf 1942, coral sea, i had a corsair and i was headed for the japs carrier when i bailed airplane hit i when the the bridge sat with me sniper and got 100+ kills. then the carrier sunk. which is always fun:D
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2004-11-09, 7:58 PM #15
1. WC3 TFT DOTA - Allstars I'm being Bone Flecter the other guy is being frost madien. I beat him down to about 20 health and he makes a clean break for it and gets away. Unfortunatly he stops to taunted me and I get his last 20... owned.

2. Battlefront - Trying to be the gunner in a LAN game when my brother was flying the snowspeeder. I was always yelling for him to pull up and fly right but of course into the leg of the AT-AT we go. :)

3. JA - Play JA in seige mode for 10 minutes and you'll see something funny. Best is peoples reactions when someone lames the codes on Hoth. The amount of swearing and trash talking is hallarious.
2004-11-09, 8:03 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
3. JA - Play JA in seige mode for 10 minutes and you'll see something funny. Best is peoples reactions when someone lames the codes on Hoth. The amount of swearing and trash talking is hallarious.


Did you ever see the elevator problem in JA? You know, the two elevators near the codes? If there are two players, and each of them are at the elevator controls and continuely pressing "use", the elevators become unusable and the game falls apart. Sigh...
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2004-11-09, 10:21 PM #17
lol yup you can do that with every elevator ever see the one where you can team damage your own command concels in desert by ramming bikes into them when your allies defend the wall lol messes the spawn points up so badly the level is beyond unplayable.
2004-11-09, 10:44 PM #18
BF1942 MP test: I'm an engineer on Wake Island, walking along the ridge between the airfield and the North East village. I spot another enemy engineer who comes up on the other side of the path, and we both start strafing around and firing with our bolt-action rifles. Since the netcode is crap, we both miss completely. Then we both pull out our pistols and start firing away, both of us seemed to get some hits on each other. Then as we're both reloading, an empty blackened wingless dead corsair-hulk drops from the sky with a loud *CLANK* and smashes into the other guy, killing him instantly. Completely random and unexpected. I must've been laughing for minutes after that.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-11-09, 11:03 PM #19
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2004-11-09, 11:25 PM #20
Damn it I miss Massassi games on Morphus.
2004-11-10, 1:37 AM #21
*massgames

*morpheus
Moo.
2004-11-10, 3:22 PM #22
Apologies for length.

CS: 53-14 on de_vertigo... permanently banned from that server for, "cheating." Also was 6 v 1 on deagle map, and I was jsut running around frantically unloading clip after clip into people. Got one guy, reloaded, turn corner, panic click, get a headshot. This happened two more times before I was banned. Maybe not that funny....

BroodWar: Playing on a Lost Temple 2v2. One of the other guys dropped, so we agreed to ally up at end and just do it. I decided to mess around, did nothing but expo while my teammate had nukes. I maxed out on dropships, loaded all my scvs into em, flew them into the guys base behind three command centers to take the turrent damage, and wrecked him. His BC army soon returned to crush my scvs.... But It was the funniest thing ever. No more base or natural xpo.
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2004-11-10, 5:45 PM #23
On de_dust2 this terrorist was on that platform in site B and was jumping onto a crate near where you lay the bomb down. I was running towards him unloading my magazine and emptied it, I ducked behind the same crate he was about to jump on to reload. I then decide to take out my pistol and back up to see the guy has his knife out and rushing towards me thinking he's gonna get a cheap knife kill. I blast him with my USP.

On a different dust2 game, this hacker was trash talking everybody acting like it was pure skill that was getting him kill after kill after kill. So of course I get into backtalking him and he's using the stupid momma jokes and whatnot. Well the round ends and we all spawn, I just do autobuy and rush right out of T spawn down the middle and into CT spawn.

I see someone right in the middle of CT spawn and just open fire with my MP5 getting an instant headshot. Turns out...it was the hacker, he was too busy typing up more trash but his aimbot had him snap around when I got within 5 feet so he got to watch me gun him down. It was sweet sweet bliss.
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2004-11-10, 6:14 PM #24
I was playing halo at a friends house. we had four people playing. In the middle of it I got hit by a plasma grenade that stuck to me. I started running the other way for no appartent reason at all. As I run past a big rock thing this other dude pops up and tries to bash me with his assault rifle right as the grenade explodes. It was grand.
My funniest multiplayer moments have happened in Runescape. I love that game man. Just last week I was PKing with some of my friends. I'm like level 35 and they're all like 80. So there was five of us out there. We see this dude who was lvl 20 walk by. I started hitting him with my bow and one of us killed him with his crazy magic. So then this lvl 108 dude walks up to us and attacks us. It was one of those places where multiple people could attack the same thing, so we all ganged up on him in melee. He slaughtered two of us farely quickly. then two us us ran back and hit him with magic and ranged while the one dude left fighting him is owned. The lvl 108 runs over and kills our mage. I start running like a mofo. Then I ran into these 2 lvl 70 dudes that wiped the floor with me. It was grand.

In runscape if you bury bones sometimes a powerful zombie or shade can appear and start to own you unless you run away. Well I was at some farm place with a pen with only one gate. This other dude was burying chicken bones when a shade appears. He tries to run out but I close the gate on him. Every time he opens it again i shut it on him before he can get out. the whole time this undead lord is mauling him from behind. After a while of "move you ******* noob! ******** ******* ********" he died and I took great pleasure in taking his stuff.
Then there was this archer who was shooting at a lesser demon through closed gates. He was like lvl 20 and the demon is 75. So I just do over and open the gate. The demon rushed though and owned him. he also called me "*********** ******** ****** ******" and stuff. I was laughing so hard. I'm so mean.
Sorry that took up a lot of space...
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2004-11-10, 6:16 PM #25
I play Runescape as well. Yes it is fun ruining a Ranger's fun by opening a gate to something nasty :D. Also closing things is fun. So is stealing their flour XD
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-10, 6:23 PM #26
The way I always have by far the most kills on BGJ/NF/sabres and the most deaths.
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2004-11-10, 7:35 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Connection Problem
Nah, that's wrong. T wins if the bomb detonates, regardless of who survives.



It doesn't matter who won. The point of the story is "Don't gloat if your a terrorist and then stand like right next to the bomb you just planted".
2004-11-10, 7:40 PM #28
I don't remember the name of the game, but my friend Terry's brother managed to umbrella me to death when I was trying to snipe him from about a foot away... and I didn't learn it was his brother until 2 months ago. Small world.
Hazard a company one process.
2004-11-10, 7:43 PM #29
Camping at the bomb site B double doorway and getting 14 bot kills in a span of 10 seconds in CS:S de_dust is fun. :) I don't care if they ARE just bot kills... still fun to watch them charge through the doorway like sheep to the slaughterhouse...

Ooooh here's a funny one. I was playing CS with the guys on a LAN game. I was a CT in Italy, and I went right at the fork, up the crates, in the window. After going through that little path of rooms and just barely outside, I decided to try to get on top of the door there and on the little roof spot (I saw someone do it in spectator mode and I wanted to try). I turned left after exiting the door, jumped on the railing, jumped on the barrel, jumped for the doortop... missed. Tried again, this time I did it. As I went to jump up to the top of the building, I happened to look down...

There was a T camping right behind the door! Turned out the poor guy didn't have sound... it was a good thing I didn't walk too far out of the door. Headshot with a shotgun, myScore++ :D

2004-11-11, 8:06 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Was playing San Andreas 2-players with a friend early this evening. After many attempts, we managed to steal the Dodo from the Los Santos airport, fly it to the military installation near Las Venturas (instant 4 star wanted level) via the river and dam, land, steal the millitary helicopter, fly that back to Los Santos, land, jack a car, get to pay and spray.

Much hilarity ensued.


SA has 2 players???
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2004-11-12, 4:25 AM #31
Yep :) :) :)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-12, 9:26 AM #32
I will never forget the time I was playing Sven Coop, a half-life coopertive mod, with my friend Zerrin. We were playing the map called Resident Evil, a very spooky map where you had to infiltrate a dark and spooky mansion and fight zombies, scary hunter creatures, ect. Well I had played it before and knew where all the creatures would be and everything, so I decided I'd have a little fun with him. I knew that upon entering this one room a hunter would burst out of the wall making a screeching noise. So I told him to go in first since my flashlight was "out of batteries" and needed to be recharged. So when he entered, I was chuckling to myself as the scary black creatured leaped out from the wall at him. He screamed so loud into the microphone and ran out of the room as the creature followed him up the steps and then he turned around, ran through the front door, and jumped down a hole. He died from the impact of jumping down the hole and I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe. From then on, he made me go first all the time, even if my batteries were out, he told me to wait for them to recharge. Man, my face must have been bright red when that happened, it was halarious. :D
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